180 grit sandpaper. I gotta be clean.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

Lol, Nine inch. I usually by Seventh Generation TP. I gotta do my part for the environment.

Sometimes I buy Charmin, but only when it's on sale.
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A man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

Kirkland Signature in the 412-pack. We had to add on an extra closet to hold it all.

I guess I should ask my companion what brand he buys for us regularly. I don't pay attention now that he's taken over that chore. (And before that, I would try different brands. Scott's the one I remember best in my bachelor days.)

Cottenelle double roll. It's smooth and lasts a long time. Although sandpaper or pine branches sound like a good time, maybe a pine cone since I've done the branch thing.

What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?

I asked my companion to tell me what brand of TP he's been buying for us. I also realized why I didn't know before now. Turns out, he removes the wrapper from all the rolls when he stores them in the bathroom. (You know what they say about rolls of TP: 'They all look just alike!')

But they don't wipe alike. And I've just been informed that we use Quilted Northern in this house.

I buy Cashmere quilted 2 ply. I get the 24 pack for 14$. It's like wiping with clouds and it lasts a long time.

I like generic 1-ply for cheap assholes. It does the job and it flushes. My dad buys Charmin, and I don't like it. It feels like it smears more than it wipes, it leaves lint on everything, and it clogs the toilet. Cheap 1-ply wipes better and flushes.

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[Insert witty banter here]

quilted northern. did you know that originally they had the ladies animated with knitting needles and there was such an uproar from old ladies that actually quilt that they had to reanimate the commercials so that the old ladies were quilting properly?

(my mom quilts.... sorry i know i should have put this in the first message)

I believe there was also a massive protest from knitters, says this knitter.

A lot of howling about it on some online knitting groups.

Oooooooookkkkkkkkaaaaaayyyyy ... need a little something to occupy your time there, do ya?

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And it burns, burns, burns -
The ring of fire.

I believe there was also a massive protest from knitters, says this knitter.

A lot of howling about it on some online knitting groups.

Oooooooookkkkkkkkaaaaaayyyyy ... need a little something to occupy your time there, do ya?

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And it burns, burns, burns -
The ring of fire.

Oh lovely. My first double post. Sorry for the echo!

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And it burns, burns, burns -
The ring of fire.

Kleenex brand (NB: here, Canada, no affiliation with Cottonelle noted on package), with "ripples." I walk several city blocks out of my way to go to the one store I know of that sells it.

At first I felt a bit weird going out of my way, but. My bum thanks me.

Re. Charmin leaving lint on everything: yeah, and try being a girl using that disintegrating junk. 1-ply gas station stuff is more pleasant to use.

Kleenex Rippled really IS soft _and_ strong, too. The double rolls of it are great, too.

I like good old Scott. I can't stand paper that's too soft, and Scott is perfect!

And the Quilted Northern ladies must DIE!

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Some are born crappy, some achieve crappiness, and some have crapiness thrusted upon them. (Do NOT be last one)

I get the Giant Eagle brand... while ValuTime makes some good stuff, their TP is just a little too stripped down--not the best bang for your buck.

I am definately a Scott fan. Scott has brought back colored toilet paper after nearly twenty years absence. The Scott execs are truly the toilet paper gods!

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If a man farts and no one's around, does he make a sound?

I only go for colored toilet paper! Can get it on www.frenchtoiletpaper.com.
Purple, green, pink, blue, peach...man, the french respect their ass so much that they only wipe their asses with colored toilet paper.

seventh generation paper towels, or scott. i'm very... vigorous.

charmin it usually holds well i have had a brownfinger before because of tools failing but not with charmin

I like the old farmer's way. Carry three corn cobs, two red and one white. First you use a red, then a white to see if you are clean. If not, use the other red.

turds away i have a large farm would you like me to ship you some corn cobs ? i have as many as you would ever need. at least you are correct though i would always hear the old farmers around talking about this and always thought it was a joke in fact it is very true . corn cobs are pretty rough there asses must have been made of ductile iron or something

I like whatever's on sale: that's my favorite brand. Not too much loyalty, here.
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

The ultimate anti poop product can be found at www.rswipes.com.
At last someone isn't taking this whole area too seriously!

C'mon boys and girls...check out www.rswipes.com
They're "Rearfreshing"!

use moist wipes from cottonelle clean your butt better dry wipe first then wet wipe then dry again or u could just use a wet paper towel but don't flush the paper towel or it will flood your toilet just throw it away in the garbage can

I checked Charmin, but in my household (three related adults) it has to be Charmin Plus. We seem to agree our posteriors have become overly sensitive in our middle/old age.

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George Bernard Shaw: “Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.”

Plain old tabby cat works best for me, although I will, on occasion, treat myself to a Persian or Himalayan...and I have found that Mexican Hairless are absolutely worthless as wipes

this sight is kak mad lol.... you ppl are rediculous commenting on eachothers poop lol...

this morning i had a 15incher was insane bra..
haha*
will shoot for 20 next time!!!

peace...