Wow! How humiliating! I had to get a nut ultrasounded a couple of months ago and the nurse was a supermodel but that doesn't compare to what you went through. I'm glad there is no snow or toboggans where I live. That must have been worse than death.

C Everett Poop

You're a better man than I am, Bunga Din!

A crowd watches as a dominate male forces his way into a private part with the promise that you'll thank him later. Hmm.

Sounds pretty scary.

I had a bladder problem after an operation, and it took near fainting, and standing up at the potty, to force the bladder to empty.
The Doctors were going to poke a cathater in through the abdomin, but didn't have to.

Pooping and peeing while in the hospital, is not always an easy thing to do.

I had a digital exam recently and I told the doctor he had a big finger.He smiled and said he was not using his finger.

Wow! That was such a humiliating experience for you that I almost felt guilty laughing.

Sledding accidents can be brutal. A guy I knew in high school fell off a sled and got a stick up his ass. It actually punctured his intestine and he had to walk around with a smelly colostomy bag for a few weeks until it healed.

I broke my tailbone in the same fall that wrecked my knees playing hockey, I feel your pain, Bunga!!!

Ok, that comment by cc caught me off guard and made me spew coffee.
I've had a broken tailbone AND kidney stones. I don't know what made you compare those, bunga, but the stones are a more acute pain while the tailbone is prolonged.
Both extremely painful, nonetheless!

The one time I bailed while sledding, I was with a chubby friend on an inner tube and after we caught some air on a big jump, she landed on me and I thought I was going to die.
I also saw everything "in negative" for about 30 seconds. That was the weirdest part.
Black snow, white trees.

I compared the stones and broken coccyx because I've had stones twice, it hurt but the broken tailbone was severely fractured and it was a very long haul. Don't feel bad about laughing, that's what this is here for. P.S. The worst thing about the accident was I ended up losing a great deal of my hearing due to the severity of the concussion. I was out for over 15 minutes.

what?

i would be so pissed if something like that happened to me. i don't even like the idea of one doctor and/or one nurse seeing me in that sort of condition, much less a room full of interns. i'm sorry you had to go through that! but great story!

"your gramma broke her cockyx."

Oh man.. I bruised my tailbone once, when I was about 11 or 12, by falling off the monkey bars. Knocked the wind right out of me. I had to sit on a pillow for the next three weeks. I can only begin to imagine how much worse the pain was, and then the shame on top of that.

I would have rather died than this and I thought it was bad when I fractured my pelvis in my shitty car accident.

Bunga Din, did you go to private school? I was thinking about the Principal encouraging his students to pray. Can't do that these days, or the PC police will get ya.
What a horrible experience to go through. I can only imagine what it would feel like to break my coccyx.

Bad circumstances, but at least you got to show your backside to a pretty nurse. Not many of us are so priviledged.

Fart Poopie, I was in public school but this was back in 1975, we said the Lords Prayer and sang Oh Canada every morning. Principal was a Mennonite.

That's the most horrific thing I've ever heard. Of course, it was probably necessary though...you wouldn't want a ruptured or torn bowel in addition to a broken coccyx. Then you might have needed a stoma and a bag for a while. Now THAT would suck.

An apple a day keeps the ExLax away!

If you can live through this, you can live through anything. HAts off to you BD

Happy trails,
L. Wrong
Chairman & CEO, PPK Industries

that suckes when i cracked my tail bone i got crap on my own

dude that totally sucks! I am so glad i'm not you!

I just read another pooped on the nurse story. I'm starting to think all nurses get pooped on. The intern thing...WTF!!???? The look I would have given them....%{.... would have scared Freddy Kruger out of the room. I'm shameless, but not in the living human impacted shit classroom...NFW. Not while I'm PAYING. Maybe when I'm 85+. I'm checking my rights in case I'm ever (or someone I care about is) in that "position".(!)

Dude, your story was so painful I couldn't even laugh!
And the humiliation--you must still have nightmares!
My father fell down a six foot ladder when he was working at the sewage plant. (No joke. He later became a college professor!) He landed hard on his butt, luckily not breaking his coccyx. But 40 years later he had to have surgery because of 2 compressed and calcified discs. The doctor told him this long-ago accident could have been the cause of this problem!
Take care of yourself.
And of course...
Have a crappy day!
La Petomaine

Yeah sledding accidents can be brutal. I knew a kid who tore his sack open on a branch that was on the ground. OW!

Did you ask the nurse for a date?

SamDamnit!
Rectum Rector
of
The Church of Poop
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just reading that made my ass hurt.

Ouch! I can remember when I cracked my tailbone. I was five years old and slipped on the gravel driveway at my grandparents' house. Pooping was a literal pain in the ass for weeks after that, plus I couldn't sit down or walk without pain. I'm glad the turdbus never passed through my asshole, though!

Wow, you made me feel better. I broke my tailbone twice in a month (slipping on ice with birkenstocks- parents wouldn't buy me boots). I broke it at a 90 degree angle and it's been horrible ever since. Then after 7 years of that pain in the bum, a crazy woman ran through a red light and totaled my car. The front end of my car was like... a half a foot long after she smashed it. I was suprised I wasn't dead, but now I have some great new leg, arm, back, and neck pains thanks to the blind idiot. I thought I was so unlucky to live in pain like this every day- but I was wrong!! Every time I go to the doctor, I will think of you dear friend. Because after all the needles and fingers up my butt to "help me", nothing could be worse than a bunch of interns, a presumably hot nurse, a doctor, and your family watching you be force pooped! You are a hero for not sprinting (or hobbling) out of that hospital!

Ouch, I could almost feel your pain.

I can imagine that when poop started building pressure up there, it felt like a jackhammer.

Hopefully, since this story posted, you have made a full recovery and your pain was short lived.
_______
A man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

i recently broke my coccyx and i can confirm the pain is immense also the way ppl look at you when ur using ur doughnut cushion is bad i feel myself explaining to ppl i never met what i have done so they dont think i have piles lol

I recently flew off a jump on my snowboard, made it about 10 feet in the air and slammed right into the hard ground. I believe i broke my tailbone from it, sounds like the same thing

Your story made me laugh!!! I fell down a flight of stairs 3 weeks ago and my tailbone is killing me!!!!!!!!! It hurts even more when I try to get up off of a chair. I called my doctor and he said it takes a long time to heal and that there is not much they can do!!! Is this true???

Your story, while incredibly humiliating for you, was so funny to read! I don't know how old you are, but you really have a talent for making people laugh. I broke my tailbone sparring, and since I'm 40 it's taking a really long time to heal (been a year now). I haven't had any of the pooping problems you experienced, though. I was getting frustrated with it, but after reading your post I'm thinking perhaps I'm lucky...

My sincere commisserations on this humiliating experience BD! I've never been in hospital, thank God, but I just know I would not be able to shit, and I really fear something like this happening to me.

My attention was caught by the first post in the thread, from CEP, about his ultrasound and the supermodel nurse. I had ultrasound a couple of years ago and was taken into a darkened room by a very pretty nurse, who started proceedings by asking me to take off my clothes and get on to the bed. I'm ashamed to say that I couldn't help making a funny (inane) remark that she'd probably heard a thousand times before, but she was still extremely nice to me throughout. Our nurses are wonderful!

How do you know if you have broken your tail bone vs just bruised it? I fell down the other day and am in real pain now. Can't sleep and sitting is painful. Anyone who's been thru this?

Pain, I've broken my tail bone twice, this story above was the first time and the worst. There really is not much doctors can do for you, they will provide you with pain pills and tell you to get an inflatable donut to sit on but besides that there isn't much they can do.

If you are in excruciating pain, have extensive bruising (possible internal bleeding) or blood in your poop see a physician. If you go be prepared for the rubber glove from HELL.

Just wanted to let you know I feel for you. I fell while rollerskating and bruised my coccyx. X-ray is normal! Hard to believe that, the pain is horrendous. By the way, I am a nurse, and if you work with people in a hospital, clinic or long-term care facility, you may have been pooped on.

i too have had both a smashed coccyx and kidney stones.

although the pain of the tail rendered me unconscious and then nauseas and vomiting etc. Kidney Stones were 100 times worse. I think they must be analogous to crucifixion and at least as bad- if not worse than childbirth. (im not female but have kids so ama witness!)

im starting to think that my role in life is to "sample" all pain types and sources. Like a kind of pain connoisseur.

I have injured my tail bone on a toboggan, and I can't imagine what breaking it must have been like. What I can't figure out is why doctors insist we shit whenever we are injured or have surgery near our asshole. I broke an arm once and was never asked to shit. I severed my thigh muscle, and wasn't asked to take a shit. BUTT, a pilonidalectomy, an appendectomy, a varicosele surgery, they were all over me like stink on shit to take a dump. I actually had my wife smuggle one of her turds into my bathroom just to get the doctor off my case. I hope you're doing better Bunga. Those tailbone injuries leave that area very prone to getting reinjured for years.