I've never heard of locking stalls before. Weird. I'd have loved to see the look on that guy's face when you walked in on him bombing the urinal.

Wow, I got a first post and didn't even realize it.

Congrats on your first two posts, AC.

I helped my three-year-old boy poop in a urinal one time in an emergency.

Perhaps we should bring back the idea of a poopinal. When the stalls are taken, you're about to pop, and there's nowhere else to go...

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DungD, how were you able to do that without howling in insane laughter? Whenever I do anything somewhat afoul of accepted societal norms I laugh my ass off. But like they say, when ya gotta go ya gotta go. Also it teaches L'il dungster how to improvise in an emergency. Not a bad lesson.

Great first stoty Tsar. I'll be reading this one again in the future.

Why does this place lock the stall doors in the first place. Are they that afraid of turd burglars?

As for the man who shat in the urinal, there are shameless shitters, and there are careless shitters (those who don't care where they shit).
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Although I've never shat in a urinal before, I have been desperate enough to walk into a crowded ladies room and drop trou there before. Good thing it was a bar catering to the much older crowd.

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I never saw a stall door with a latch that could be engaged, much less locked, from the outside: what purpose would that serve, anyway? Kind of defeats the privacy concept. I'm guessing that the guy who latched the doors and then climbed (or crawled) out of the stalls was probably sitting right there at the bar, enjoying the panic and confusion on the faces of the men as they came out.

I was wondering if they were pay toilets? They probably were not.I just thought I would present that thought.

AC, the Little boy pooping in the urinal did produce some serious laughter. He was dancing and whining and gripping his bum. It was in a restaurant with only one stall and one urinal. When they guy who was taking up the stall toilet came out, and saw me holding the farting, wriggling cub in an overhand grip, he busted out laughing. I was able to swing him around and plop him onto the sit-down toilet without incident, and made some whitty remark - that I don't remember - and picked his little green turd out of the urinal with the plunger. It was great fun.

When we walked back to the table, the little dude announced, much to the horror of an older dining couple, "I pooped in the yoo-ree-nal."

It wasn't a pay toilet. For some reason they had been locked, I don't quite no why, perhaps they were treating the doors or something? I doubt they were expecting the floor bound fecal folly that occurred as a result though!

I don't know which made me laugh more, Tsar's story of DungDaddy's. Thanks for a laugh in the middle of a monotonous day!

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Why didn't someone just go ask the management to unlock the damn doors? The way it is described, these stalls were locked on purpose and no one was in them. Surely it was someone's responsibility to unlock them.

I take it the bouncers didn't have to clean up the butt pudding ...

What an interesting tale. For once, I can truly say, "I'll most likely never see THAT" because there are no urinals in a ladie's room.

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i guess this crowd is a bit old but there was a southpark about someone "leaving a mud dragon in the urinal" it had a blame for 9/11 plot in there too but it was damn funny. i beleive you can purchase it on itunes it's listed as the urinal deuce on the most current season. oh and i think someone brought it up earlier i remember i used to see these urinal fixtures that did sorta have a bowl shape to them that looked as though you really could sorta sit and go if you needed.

Yes, Sharty, we saw that South Park too about the dook in the urinal and the 9/11 conspiracy thing - hilarious! As for urinal dumpings, I think desperate times call for desperate measures.

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This crowd is "old"? Who's considered "young" nowadays?

ARGH! My twenty-seven-year-old bones can't take this abuse! Where's my walker? Nurse!

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If a man farts and no one's around, does he make a sound?

Dungdaddy - I would have given cash to have seen that performance. Definite two thumbs up!

old, high brow, etc, it can be tough to judge age on the basis of poopreporting, and i really don't look at the profiles, didn't mean to insult anybody, honest!

Just messin' with you, sharty!

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If a man farts and no one's around, does he make a sound?

It was not stated if these urinals were the kind bolted up on the wall, or if they were the kind that ran all the way to the floor. The latter would take a little physical strain to accomplish the objective without getting one's clothing wet.

TSV: Older crowd as in 40+. I'm 26 (or will be in 2 days). A buddies mom works as a bartender at this particular place and it's one of those bars that retired people show up to because they have nothing better to do. Another cool thing about this is when a few of the women complained she stood up for me and didn't kick me out. sweet.

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I agree that the dumpers were probably locked by some one besides management. I hope they did it before the floors became urine soaked.
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They were the pods bolted to the wall, so he had to hover at a fairly awkward height, especially as he picked one right by the oddly placed condom machine which would meant he would have been practically touching the urinal cakes, and would definitely have incurred some serious splatterback.

When I worked in a restaurant, kids would always think it was funny to lock the doors and then crawl out under the stalls. I was always more sophisticated than that. I just thought that anything concerning bodily functions was hysterical!

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La Petomaine, I remember well the tactics of locking the shithouse doors then crawling under and then waiting at the urinals pretending to piss while some poor soul who had to drop a bomb would become infuriated. Sometimes there was a payoff as ocassionally some guy would ask us to crawl underneath and unlock the doors. He'd give us a quarter or two. Manual pay toilets? Or perhaps an early run at racketeering?

I went to a place once that had locked the MENS bathroom only... ( now why in the hey would anyone or any business want to do that?)
( possibly to cut down on costs?? GEESH!!)
so me and My Brother and his Friends solved that
simply, We just refused to patronize this establishment and 'went' elsewhere, if you know what I mean... I just think it's crazy, that a place so packed, that has TWO bathrooms should
shackle and lock up one bathroom , and saying it was "out of order" couldn't the fix it?? I geuss I just don't understand... but ah well, if these places lose enough business, they might consider offering a better choice of places for us to do our 'business' right?? well that's all I have to say about that, yeah it is true, that for whatever reason some places lock up one or more bathrooms, but if they do, them maybe they shouldn't remain in business for very long ha?? AlienPoop.

I would be really peaved to find stalls locked and I had to drop a duece.
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