No one has ever suffered as much from pooping his pants as Troy Musil of Erie, Pennsylvania.

Troy needs your support. Leave a message for him below. And thanks!

Troy is in jail. His fine has been cancelled and transformed into jail time. Donations have been suspended. More as it happens...


1) Donate to Troy's legal fund!

2) Give him a job.

3) Give legal advice or representation.

4) Make a comment to show your support.

5) Spread the word!



Thanks to our generous donors!

July 28
· Tom Veiga AKA The Fiddler
· Plus one anonymous donor!

July 26
· Two anonymous donors!

July 23
· Two anonymous donors!

July 22
· Tony peet
· Topher
· Plus one anonymous donor!

July 19
· Two anonymous donors!

July 12
· Clustersnarf
· Hairy Pooter
· Mike Eifert
· Eric Lewis
· Claire Renner
· Plus six anonymous donors!

July 9-11
· Turd Ferguson
· Plus one anonymous donor!

July 8
· Brian Torbit
· Plus three anonymous donors!

July 7
· Richard Evan H.
· Steve Jasinski
· A. Holtz
· Ross
· Dan
· Plus five anonymous donors!

July 6
· The Big Wiper
· Daphne
· Dave
· General Colon Pow! (The Big Cheese)
· Plus four anonymous donors!


PoopReport.com is devoted to the intellectual appreciation of poop humor. One of the reasons poop humor is so funny is because it's so universally understood -- across all languages, across all cultures, the morning after Taco Bell engenders instant empathy. We all suffer equally under the tyranny of the bowels.

With this as our philosophy, it's only natural that we step forward to help. We laughed at Troy when his story came out; but now that we know exactly how much trouble his bowels have caused, we feel it's our duty to do what we can.

Fecal Shmecal (not verified) -- 07.05.2004

Isn't prison the ultimate place for a pooper? You can lay down a huge bomb and have the admiration of all your fellow inmates....although the fact that you may have to drink out of your toilet later may cause some restraint. Nonetheless, if you get sent to prison I think you should write a book or something. A poop book, filled with embarassing stories such as this one. That way you save 5,000 dollars, and have something to do in jail. And then when you get out you can make money....how's that for sticking it to the man!

daphne (3514) -- 07.05.2004

From what I've read in the past five years with my computer's help on the internet, the governmnent wastes alot of money.
It's disgusting to see them demand so much from someone that doesn't have it, then expect the taxpayer to put him through "rehabilitation through imprisonment", when this was such a crazy misake.
Poor Troy. I wish I could have donated more.

Dave (11578) -- 07.05.2004

I'll be posting updates about how much we raise as I get them. Like I said, I can't see the donations (everything goes through Troy's PayPal); so until Troy lets me know what's up, I really have no idea.

Troy is 18. I don't think he has IBS. I guess his relatives are unable to help -- I imagine if they could, they would.

crapface (not verified) -- 07.05.2004

unfortunately, Fecal Shmecal's solution may not work. i believe the law prohibits perps from profiting from their crimes.

Turd Burglar (84) -- 07.05.2004

I read the article about this guy, but I still want to know more. How old is he? Does he have a bowel problem (IBS)? Are his relatives helping him? We need to know these things! Oh, and can we get an update on the site about how much has been donated to his cause? This whole situation is pretty crappy. Has he been put in the paper? That's absolute humiliation. I feel real bad for him. He doesn't deserve jail.

Dave (11578) -- 07.05.2004

Troy -- on behalf of PoopReport.com, let me extend my solidarity. (Although if you had had solidarity back in May, none of this would have happened.)

Here's hoping we can get you out of this mess. (Although if you had gotten rid of the mess in a more appropriate way back in May...)

gage (not verified) -- 07.05.2004

Best of luck Troy. Dashed from a bar one night when my friend and I realized we didn't have enough to cover the tab. Had to go back the next morning when I realized I had left my jacket there with my keys in the pocket. i thought *that* was emabarassing. my god man. hope the 10 bucks helps.

The Holy Shitter (157) -- 07.05.2004

Troy -- I feel your pain. Your pooping brethren will come to your aid and keep you from having to guard your cornhole in jail.

The Big Wiper (2244) -- 07.05.2004

Troy, I've e-mailed you requesting an address to send a check or money order to, since I'm having a glitch with my PayPal account right now. Hope to hear from you soon, and when I do, I'll be putting my money where my mouth is.

ThreePly (not verified) -- 07.05.2004

Troy, I'm pullin' for you man. Any judge who sends a man to prison for crapping his pants and littering is the REAL criminal here. Community service at the most, I say. Who hasn't done stupid shit when they were three wipes to the wind? Believe me, we've all got stories. Good luck, bro.

C Everett Poop (not verified) -- 07.05.2004

Troy, I just sent you a check. In the amount line I put "SQUAT". What are you, a democrat?? You got yourself in a bind and want someone else to get you out of it?? Grow a set of nuts you pansy.

Dave (11578) -- 07.05.2004

For the record: Troy didn't ask for this. I approached him.

doniker (1535) -- 07.05.2004

1. as a youth, I was fucked over by "law enforcement" and the judicial system so I totally understand Troy's plight.

2. This occurrence makes me feel good. Our government is using my hard earned tax dollars to protect me and mine.

3. Troy is apparently being used as an example to "not fuck around" and trespass.

4. I ain't giving him a penny. I can afford to but I have been in worse predicaments and I survived. This might teach him to straighten up.
Sure I'm a drunk and I don't have room to talk, but I do 98% of my drinking at home and I don't get crazy or most importantly shit myself and leave it for others to deal with.

5. Troy doing time in jail for this "crime" only cost me more money. The FBI is just looking the get 5000 to balance there budget.

Craptain Morgan (not verified) -- 07.05.2004

I never dreamed I'd agree with Mr. Doniker, but I have to say that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Pay-pal didn't exist when I fucked up. I'm alive and ok. They always threaten the worst at the beginning. He probably won't do time in prison for this "hiney-ous crime", but he will have to reimburse the "system". It's an unfortunate fact that we are, at times, "cash cows" for the man. I believe with the publicity that this has gotten and a little show of effort on his part, he should fair just fine. As far as a job... Those are the easiest things to find, if you really want one. He should quit beating himself up about this, laugh off what he can, and get a contractor to laugh with him. He'll be working in no time and paying this off while he stays with friends and family. Some people don't even have that.

Turd Burglar (84) -- 07.06.2004

Yeah, I guess that's true...

Resputin (not verified) -- 07.06.2004

90 days in jail to pay $5000.00 debt sounds like a deal - take it!

PC (not verified) -- 07.06.2004

Come on let him out for gods sake, get the real criminals put in jail.

Dan (38) -- 07.06.2004

Moments like this make me proud of my family! Just kidding Troy, I'll help you out and if you can't pay the fine, you can at least buy a case of 'Depends'!

Fag Soldier (not verified) -- 07.07.2004

Troy Boy -- You're in for some fun now! In prison there's no privacy stalls around the toilets, just like here in the Army. You have to shit out in the open in front of everyone. Hope you're not shy. Only the ones you get will be dirty and splashed with piss on the seats and smeared with Bubba's diarrhea droplets. You could always hurl some of your "prisoner ammo" at a guard and get put in solitary naked where you have to shit in a hole in the floor in the dark. After a few months you're really gonna wish you had kept your dirty drawers on until you got home!

sds (not verified) -- 07.07.2004

worst of luck troy

Jaja (not verified) -- 07.07.2004

I'm donating blood later this month. I hope it can be used for your need after people abuse you in prison. :(

mudpusher (not verified) -- 07.08.2004

geeez.....love the compassion? assholes

I gave

assholes...

tubgirl (not verified) -- 07.10.2004

Troy. I am organizing a "million poop march" on D.C. right to the steps of the Capootal building.

fellow donator (not verified) -- 07.11.2004

I just made a small doantion to help out. In the message, I put "Shit Happens." But, after reading some of the cold shit some of you are saying up here, I'd like it to be known that the sarcasm was in fun, and not to be a prick like some of you here. May the Patriot Act blight your own household, you pieces of shit.

Fag Soldier (not verified) -- 07.11.2004

Fellow Donator, you should not put military politics into this issue. I'm just as patriotic as the next dumping dude, but I obey the law. And the law says, "Thou shall not remove thy shitty drawers and hurl them on to private property whilst naked from the waist down."

Winky Brown (not verified) -- 07.11.2004

Troy's middle name doesn't happen to be "Meta" does it?

Steve (49) -- 07.12.2004

i read the posts other people made... they are assholes dont lisen to them. you are a good person. you were just caught at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Ps. they are looking for mannual labor workers in NYC and Hershey. i'll post again if i come across any other job openings. then again.. you could always work at a deli or somting

Draino Max (not verified) -- 07.12.2004

Go Troy! You shouldn't have to go to Jail!
I will send your story to this end of NY. We will get you free.

pooonapan (not verified) -- 07.12.2004

work at airpoets be a janitor mow lawns lemomnade stands hot dog stands hold a chairty picnic bagels gas station litter cleaner pool thing bake sales you have my blessings troy

Hairy Pooter (111) -- 07.12.2004

How many stories on this site are the result of band, panicked judgment? The only difference is Troy got caught by people who can actually do something to him. Imminent diarhea can cause temporary insanity. We are all susceptible, we are all poopers. We should all support and help Troy.

Lady Ballbuster (not verified) -- 07.12.2004

The Craptain is definitely full of crap when he says, "As far as a job... Those are the easiest things to find." Apparently, this shithead has never been laid off in a Bush economy. And who the hell's going to hire a man who's had this much bad publicity? I mean, it cost him his first job...clue phone, it's for you! Sorry, Craptain, but "the easiest things to find" are stupid people who don't consider the entire situation before passing judgement on others.

Getting back to the original topic, I would suggest that Troy try to sell his story to a book or magazine publisher. It would show just how ridiculous things have gotten in this "war against terrorism"...let's see, Troy gets busted, yet Arab terrorists still walk free in America. It'd be fucking hilarious if it weren't a true story.

Winslow Oddfellow II (not verified) -- 07.13.2004

Holy crap, the authorities are overreacting! Stupid Poop Nazis.

Dingleberry Sorbet (not verified) -- 07.14.2004

Jail is no fun and our government is a joke.
Ask the judge what he would have done in your situation...dumb mistake, nothing more.

Craptain Skidd (not verified) -- 07.14.2004

Lady Ballhaver, I mean Ballbuster, I have had a job since I was 13 years old and that is through several economies. Don't blame the economy on laziness or confusion between "settling" and "survival". The problem is that most of us want only the perfect, or close to perfect jobs. The most pay for the least work. I don't have a college degree and I still managed to earn money in the worst of economies. I never had "Daddy's credit card" and still managed to eat. I never suckled from the government teet and still managed to sleep under a roof. I stand behind my belief that a job is the easiest thing to find IF you REALLY want one. I've managed companies and I've shoveled horse shit from stalls. I've cleaned several toilets and thousands of plates. Earning money to survive / better myself, no matter what the job was, has never been beneath me. Everyone has got a dollar to give someone else to do something that they'd rather not or cannot do. So, blame who you want, wait at the mail box for the government hand out, and let me pay for it. I don't mind...I'm going to work anyway. And yes, I have been laid off, but I didn't sulk. I got another job... Try it.

Troy's Defender (not verified) -- 07.16.2004

I have made a special yahoo ID for helping Troy. As a regular poster to Yahoo message boards I hope to get the message accross and bring people to this site.

http://profiles.yahoo.com/help_troy_musil

I ask other yahoo posters to make up a similar profile and spread the word when you can. It is the AMERICAN thing to do.

Brian Ritenour, Owner of SixthSphere.com (not verified) -- 07.20.2004

Hey, I'm donating $5 for ya man... the charges and fine are rediculous... I hope it helps out...

I'm from Pittsburgh, PA... so I'll help out a fellow PA guy... take it easy man, things will get better!

Shit For Brains - NOT (not verified) -- 07.26.2004

This is some sort of bullshit scam right? I have been told that I am so full of shit that my eyes turned brown, but I think someone here is full of shit other then Troy. I have been in Germany for the past 26 months or so, but we do get state side news here. I have been in some shitty situations myself so I do feel for this guy if it is true. How about posting a few links to major news agencies that have carried the story.

Lem…That is Mel spelled backwards. {:>)

Dave (11578) -- 07.26.2004

The links to major news stories are in this story: http://www.poopreport.com/Troy/

Budd (not verified) -- 07.26.2004

Two words for making some dough - T Shirts - capitalize on your notoriety!

Bob Rogers (not verified) -- 07.28.2004

OK, I feel a bit sorry for the guy 'cause of this mess, but lets face it..It's his own fault. Why the hell didn't he just throw his pants in a dumpster or something. If his crap pants had actually gone into the water supply, though..That would've been nasty.
So, I guess I have support him out of sympathy although honestly he sounds like half a tard.

? (not verified) -- 07.29.2004

EVERYONE DONATE TO TROY GO TROY BEST OF LUCK TROY

May (not verified) -- 07.29.2004

Troy, dont blame yourself. And dont listen to other people. You are a good person and should NOT be sent to jail. WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH THE AUTHORIRITIES???? THEY CANT DO STUFF LIKE THAT. YOUR INOCENT!! SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE CONTROL OF THIS WORLD!!!!
By the way, if you do get sent to jail, do you think you can throw your poop at the jail gaurds? Its worth a try. And get a hair clip and but it in your hair before you go to jail. You can try to pick the lock when they are not looking. GO TROY!!!!!!!!!! AND FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THE AUTHORITIES!!!!!!!!! YOU HEAR THAT YOU BASTERD AUTHORITIES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

*A-Nice* (not verified) -- 07.30.2004

Is Trot hott?!?

*A-Nice* (not verified) -- 07.30.2004

Is Troy(i misspelled it last time) HOtt!?

Professor Lump (34) -- 07.30.2004

$567.01! He is free for another month. Hope he didn't drink it.

concerned person (not verified) -- 08.04.2004

Mr Musil is in Erie County Prison on charges unrealted to his initial incident . He is in on theft charges . He had a way out of his payment situation but preferred to do it his way . Be careful before you give to this fund .

Dave (11578) -- 08.05.2004

That's exactly right. I just found this out yesterday. We're looking into it... check http://www.poopreport.com/Troy/index.html for the latest.

juicebox (not verified) -- 08.05.2004

you guys are all a bunch of retards for helping troy
i know this kid pretty well and i can tell u that by u paying his fine its not helping him at all.
hes a low life scum, dropped out of school in 10 grade went to lockup (jail for teens) for drug and assult charges.
worked at splash lagoon and got fired for groping females who worked there
he got fired from 6 other jobs before his whole poop incident
so you should stop trying to help this fuck

remi the bandit (not verified) -- 08.21.2004

i know troy from california his brother is a friend of mine. but this sounds like troy.thats way to big of a fine though, to bad there are some faggots that talk shit about you in your support page.There probably fuckin pussies anyway. best of luck troy. PEACE DARREN

Troy's Aunt (not verified) -- 08.31.2004

Troy made a mistake and knows it. He was desperate to come up with $500 by August 1st and made a bad choice. Everything happened before the donations were started. Remember he just turned 19. Whoever juicebox is, you need to find something better to do with your time instead of bad mouthing a kid who tried to grow up too fast and made some big mistakes. No matter what has happened since the initial incident, a $5,000 fine is ridiculous but you would have to live in Erie to understand the political grandstanding that is going on over this incident. If you knew Troy you would see that he is a very loving boy who simply made a mistake.

The_shitman (not verified) -- 10.13.2004

Giving this guy a 500 a day fine is like giving a fine to Bill clinton for 50 bucks a month for his lies in the whitehouse.

Whether you dislike troy or not is besides the point, he was done injustice and you need to help. We all have something in common so please keep that in mind.

Also lastly enjoy art!!!

gertrude (not verified) -- 11.07.2004

god lok troy

You're all stupid (not verified) -- 11.29.2004

Troy was stupid to throw pooped pants into the resivor. He desrves his punishment. It is a scandal ( which for all of you stupid people it means a public offence. He should go to jail! Why do you help the people who could of cantainonated the whole resovor.

IT WASNT ME (21) -- 09.30.2005

THATS A FUCKED UP THING TO HAVE HAPPEN TO ANYONE! MY HEART GOES OUT TO YOU TROY.

L Wrong Hubbard (216) -- 10.12.2005

As a fellow pooper and Pennsylvanian, I feel your pain Troy. But perhaps swallowing your pride and calling the waste water joint would have been a smarter move. But alas, the shit has hit the fan... If you find yourself anywhere near Venango County, the KB Pizza Crust factory is always hiring.

Happy trails,
L. Wrong

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