A short bio:

I am the founder, editor-in-chief, and dictator of PoopReport.com. I am also the author of Poop Culture: How America is Shaped by its Grossest National Product, published by Feral House. You can email me at dave {(at)} poopreport dot com.

Location:
Brooklyn, NY

Birthdate:
Jun 27 1977

Gender:
Male

Favorite Bathroom:
The upstairs bathroom in my parents house. Ooh, carpeted!

Favorite Toilet:
Douglas Leader

Shameful Status:
Shameless Shitter

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
Charmin with Aloe & Vitamin E

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

I started it!

Member for:
2 years 44 weeks

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11538