Profile for Dave
Intellectual Crap Stories About Poop Consumer Reports Fun With Feces Poop at the Office Techniques Travel Logs Pooetry Comics The Captain's Log Ask PoopReport Pooping Health Shameless Shitting Discussions BMnewswire - Poop Culture: The Play? (Any PoopReporters in Louisiana?) - 11.13.2008
- Seattle to close its public toilets (and why this is good for poopers everywhere) - 07.17.2008
- It's not your Grandpa's Beijing bathroom - 06.24.2008
- One giant leak for mankind - 05.29.2008
- The 2 Girls 1 Cup defense: a scat producer goes on trial - 05.08.2008
- Orange County's solution: ending the marriage of poop and water - 04.02.2008
- Butt-print artist settles for a minor ass-load - 03.13.2008
- "Poop is the Star" with Pet Butler's jingle contest - 03.04.2008
- Is Finland keeping toilets safe? Or is big brother watching you poop? - 02.26.2008
- Links roundup: follow the yellow-drip road - 01.21.2008
- If you build it, they will go? Not in NYC's newest toilet. - 01.13.2008
- Idaho's phantom pooper - 10.25.2007
- Politicians in the toilet: this time, for a cause - 09.19.2007
- Intelligent bathroom design: the Universal Toilet - 09.11.2007
- Beware: the toilets are on the march! - 08.31.2007
- The paradox of public bathrooms - 08.14.2007
- Hot August blights: the seasonal rise of turd terrorism - 08.02.2007
- Poop and the technology of the nanny state - 07.26.2007
- Come journey down brown highways - 07.06.2007
- Coming soon to Times Square: giant smiling butts - 06.27.2007
- Butts steals toilet paper; media goes batshit - 06.12.2007
- Aachi & Ssipak: the dystopian future of my utopian vision of poop - 06.07.2007
- Stagnation in the sewers: what's stopping innovation in sewage treatment - 06.04.2007
- Incontinent speeders rejoice: the bathroom excuse works - 05.22.2007
- Surfing the brown wave - 05.16.2007
- What can brown do for you? Apparently, friggin' everything. - 05.10.2007
- The spirit of Duchamp at the Poop Culture release party - 05.06.2007
- No behind left behind: can school bathrooms be fixed? - 05.04.2007
- Scatologically Correct: my op-ed in the New York Times - 04.16.2007
- Requiem for another NYC crapper - 04.10.2007
- Asses to ashes: why can't farmers use our poop? - 04.04.2007
- Composting toilets, the Bronx Zoo, and design that's disgusting - 03.11.2007
- Pay-per-poo: in London, your urge will cost you - 02.28.2007
- Into the brown: the filthy lucre edition - 02.26.2007
- This weekend in Los Angeles: Bathroom Follies! - 02.15.2007
- Which country uses the most toilet paper? (And which country swallows the most bullshit?) - 02.06.2007
- Win the "ultimate john" from Rotorooter - 01.29.2007
- Some links for brown traveling - 01.22.2007
- The persecution of the butt print artist (updated) - 01.09.2007
- Fear the crapper - 01.02.2007
- The mainstream media discovers "Feces Navidad" - 12.22.2006
- Here's to England's best porta-potties - 12.18.2006
- Chinese public urinal get laughs... and not much else - 12.12.2006
- Mystery of the three seashells solved! Kinda - 12.06.2006
- A very big horse, a very big poop, and a very big scoop - 11.27.2006
- Links for a brown holiday weekend - 11.22.2006
- Providing dignity (and privacy) to Nigeria's poopers - 11.20.2006
- The world desperately needs more toilets - 11.10.2006
- Protecting Jacksonville from the slowest news day ever - 11.08.2006
- Look what brown can do for you - 10.25.2006
- Introducing the next generation of bathroom hand dryers - 10.03.2006
- "Imagine never being thirsty for water." - 09.29.2006
- The Great Austrian Dog Poop Census - 09.15.2006
- What's been stewing in my inbox - 09.14.2006
- Beijing protects itself from bathroom bombs - 09.05.2006
- George is one of us - 08.31.2006
- NYC loses its most infamous crapper - 08.29.2006
- Airplane paranoia hits both liquids and solids - 08.23.2006
- Maxim's twelve greatest video game toilets - 08.17.2006
- Another reason to watch for falling feces - 08.15.2006
- Into the brown: a few follow-ups - 08.14.2006
- Into the brown: the Arnold edition - 08.09.2006
- Toilet-to-tap: San Diego, water, and the babble of the ignorant masses - 08.02.2006
- Going over the wall with Kimberley-Clark - 07.31.2006
- Le Petomane: an exclusive clip for PoopReporters - 07.27.2006
- Japan's high-tech toilets take their toll - 07.25.2006
- At the Flushing subway stop, irony attacks - 07.20.2006
- You, dear PoopReporter, are a valuable commodity - 07.17.2006
- More news from the brown green front - 06.21.2006
- As the world churns - 06.19.2006
- The god of small things - 06.02.2006
- Taxes, evictions, buckets and black paper - 05.31.2006
- Bush and his solemn doodie - 05.25.2006
- All stinks considered - 05.23.2006
- The rising sun and the hidden moon - 05.15.2006
- The next great poop medium: ringtones? - 05.12.2006
- The epidemic of Shameful Pissing? - 05.10.2006
- "Bad, Bad Bath": creating bathrooms that miss the point - 05.08.2006
- Life and death in Long Island cesspools - 04.25.2006
- The art world meets our world - 04.24.2006
- Tragedy of the commodes: poor DungDaddy! - 04.05.2006
- Renovations complete at NYC's greatest public bathroom - 04.04.2006
- Make your way across the pooniverse - 03.30.2006
- Celiac Disease: What you need to know - 03.22.2006
- One PoopReporter's recipe for green poo - 03.20.2006
- Off in the wild brown yonder... - 03.08.2006
- The brown web roundup for February 15 - 02.15.2006
- Dispatches from the brown - 02.01.2006
- China stands and delivers - 01.24.2006
- Around the brown world - 01.16.2006
- What December brought to my inbox - 01.03.2006
- Any PoopReporters in Lafayette, LA? The Cajundome needs your flushing prowess. - 12.20.2005
- Liquid ASS needs our help - 12.01.2005
- Back at work? Procrastinate here. - 11.28.2005
- A moment of dignity for poop news - 11.21.2005
- Michael Jackson? The bathroom? Big deal. - 11.14.2005
- Toilet: The Novel wants to hire you - 11.09.2005
- Remembering LBJ's logs, exploring penguin poop, and more - 10.26.2005
- "No more public scatology," warns President Bush - 10.12.2005
- Poop comic from Hi and Lois - 10.02.2005
- Norwegian politiciain showers in shit - 09.30.2005
- Is it cruel to make kids clean feces? - 09.30.2005
- Great quotes coming out of the World Toilet Summit - 09.28.2005
- An update from around the brown world - 09.23.2005
- High prices at the gas tank; not so at the ass tank - 09.06.2005
- The Red Bank HS poop attack - 08.24.2005
- Diarrhea knows no borders - 08.22.2005
- In the future you'll drink your pee - 08.01.2005
- Poop stories from my mouth to your pod - 07.28.2005
- The movement of Mr. Floatie - 07.26.2005
- "Poop doesn't have to stink." - 07.20.2005
- The wide, wide world of poop - 07.18.2005
- Video exposé on the space toilet - 07.15.2005
- The face in the outhouse hole - 07.11.2005
- Tanzania considers making cheap toilet paper illegal - 07.07.2005
- Toilet test or publicity stunt? - 07.06.2005
- How much should a restroom cost? - 07.01.2005
- Watch Laser Fart! - 06.29.2005
- An exhaustive gallery of toilets in video games - 06.27.2005
- Another bathroom Christ... can you see it? - 06.23.2005
- We've got a Jesus in the bathroom! - 06.17.2005
- Artistic urinals - 06.14.2005
- The iToilet, step by step - 06.10.2005
- "You're just gonna have to pee on the floor." - 06.09.2005
- The Stained Apron and the Bathroom Monitor - 06.08.2005
- You were in the toilet 7.34 minutes. You're fired! - 06.07.2005
- $50 to poop on Ryan Seacrest's star - 05.31.2005
- Pee Dude: nepotism works for Johnny Glow - 05.25.2005
- Korans and toilets shouldn't mix - 05.17.2005
- The Poo font - 05.09.2005
- Explore the abandoned toilet factory... - 04.14.2005
- You can pay $5 for what PoopReport provides for free. - 04.13.2005
- An 80-year-old restroom burns - 04.12.2005
- Where the wild things go - 04.06.2005
- Shit for brains/dessert - 04.05.2005
- PoopReport gets him the job. - 04.04.2005
- Toilet as art: Kohler helps the rich poop better than us - 03.30.2005
- Cameron Diaz talks poop philosophy - 03.28.2005
- Closer to home: paper from buffalo poop - 03.23.2005
- Dave Matthews' tour bus did, indeed, poop. - 03.10.2005
- More poop links than any one man can handle - 02.28.2005
- "PooP" on Atom Films - 02.22.2005
- Toilet seat thief convicted - 02.16.2005
- The Daily Download panned by moronic reporter - 02.14.2005
- Triumph the Insult Comic Dog up for a Grammy - 02.12.2005
- Super Bowl had all sorts of toilet problems - 02.11.2005
- Enema addict killed by enema - 02.10.2005
- Teaching math in the toilets - 02.08.2005
- Vote for America's best bathroom - 02.03.2005
- Is The Big Wiper really Dustin Hoffman? - 02.02.2005
- Manure fire burns for three months - 02.01.2005
- Dave on the Daily Download, and other fun stuff - 01.31.2005
- Decorating poop with little American flags - 01.28.2005
- E-mails that I like to see - 01.27.2005
- Poop links, in pictures - 01.24.2005
- The presidential outhouses - 01.21.2005
- Taking a dump at work: the song - 01.18.2005
- Cokeheads apparently snort off of toilets - 01.17.2005
- The $5,000 poop-colored diamond - 01.14.2005
- Geneva's $313,000 toilets - 01.12.2005
- What to do with your best non-poop college story - 01.10.2005
- A celebrity talks about PoopReport! Plus, some mail. - 01.09.2005
- Don't mess with a person's toilet - 01.06.2005
- UK government workers spent 17 years trying for softer toilet paper - 01.04.2005
- Dave from PoopReport on the Daily Download - 01.02.2005
- The news is slow. But the inbox is full. - 12.28.2004
- Christmas poop links - 12.24.2004
- The Daily Podcast: live poop reports from on the crapper - 12.15.2004
- Turd terrorists are too predictable - 12.14.2004
- Readers send links. I post them. You click them. - 12.06.2004
- "Ed the Happy Clown" - 11.30.2004
- Spectacular photos of the Tokyo sewers - 11.22.2004
- That guy in your office bathroom... - 11.16.2004
- Laughing, rocking, spraying water up your butt - 11.10.2004
- Last chance to Doo the Dew... - 10.28.2004
- The brown world outside these hallowed walls - 10.19.2004
- The poop inbox doth overflow - 10.11.2004
- Parking ticket sparks shrink's alleged turd terrorism - 10.11.2004
- Pensacolans won't stop flushing, even as it flows down their street - 09.26.2004
- Man pees. Security intervenes. Man argues. Security shoots. - 09.23.2004
- A smattering of links. Plus: The Jizz Mopper - 09.22.2004
- Produce recalled after fecal contamination - 09.21.2004
- Blind people need to pick up dog poo, too - 09.20.2004
- Innovative urinal ads reveal message when peed upon - 09.17.2004
- TurdTV's first movie just plain rules. - 09.15.2004
- Company creates fake human urine - 09.14.2004
- The next innovation in bathroom paranoia: the portable toilet seat - 09.10.2004
- Cleveland's rat-in-toilet problem - 09.09.2004
- School toilets are horrible, says... oh, Kimberly-Clark. - 09.08.2004
- Random links that fill my inbox - 09.07.2004
- Judge dismisses toilet-clogging charges - 09.02.2004
- Dutch toilet comments on users' actions - 09.01.2004
- Latrines could save 4,000 kids a day - 08.30.2004
- Britney barefoot in a public bathroom - 08.30.2004
- Border guards charge teen with 'intentional toilet blockage'... is it the next Troy? - 08.26.2004
- Dave Matthews Band being sued for sewage dumping incident - 08.25.2004
- Poo people, desktop turds, giant toilets and more - 08.24.2004
- The best way to sell colon cleanser... - 08.23.2004
- The sweet, innocent girl and the Old Navy plop-block - 08.20.2004
- Crapwoman - 08.18.2004
- Too many colonoscopies! - 08.17.2004
- Introducing the Toto Neorest - 08.16.2004
- Man proves point by pooping at city hall. Every day. - 08.13.2004
- iPoop: stink different - 08.12.2004
- How do you extinguish burning manure? With non-burning manure. - 08.11.2004
- Bus dumps sewage on tourist boat; some suspect Dave Matthews - 08.10.2004
- Get your aquarium toilet tank - 08.09.2004
- Troy Musil in jail... for burglary??? - 08.05.2004
- Allen Iverson makes pooping history - 08.05.2004
- The architecturally-significant outhouse - 08.04.2004
- Beijing to experience "public toilet revolution" - 08.02.2004
- The PoopReport mobile unit - 07.30.2004
- That see-through outdoor Swiss toilet you've been hearing about? It's true. - 07.29.2004
- The new restrooms under Times Square - 07.28.2004
- Movie: a Shameful Shitter's worst nightmare - 07.27.2004
- The DNC: 4 days. 1200 reporters. 20 toilets?!? - 07.26.2004
- Five tips for cleaning your ass - 07.23.2004
- Man nearly stabbed for taking too long in bathroom - 07.22.2004
- The healthy benefits of intestinal worms - 07.21.2004
- Smoking in the outhouse creates smoking outhouse-shaped crater - 07.19.2004
- In the London Science Museum, poop will be power - 07.16.2004
- Will Smith endorses wet wipes - 07.15.2004
- In the future, doctors won't stick things up our asses - 07.14.2004
- Bush vs. Kerry: whom do you wipe with? - 07.12.2004
- Do we have any Alaskan PoopReporters? - 07.08.2004
- More Doodieman from Doodie.com - 07.08.2004
- Trashmen are for trash, not poop - 07.06.2004
- New Beijing play contrasts evolution of society to that of the toilet - 07.01.2004
- BBC reviews devices that let girls pee standing - 06.30.2004
- Pennsylvania shitty-pants-tossing teen fined $5000?!?!? - 06.28.2004
- The urinals come out only at night... - 06.24.2004
- Teen to spend all next week in the bathroom - 06.23.2004
- "I am the Phantom Shitter" - 06.21.2004
- Bangkok transvestites get their own bathroom - 06.18.2004
- Your last colonoscopy might have given you AIDS - 06.17.2004
- A look at the privies of England - 06.16.2004
- Two ladies' rooms for every men's? - 06.15.2004
- Sphincter Records presents Live From Uranus - 06.14.2004
- The first appearance of "poop" on the Internet - 06.11.2004
- The $5,000 toilet - 06.10.2004
- In rural China, poop is fuel - 06.09.2004
- Poop movie titles from Grossnames.com - 06.07.2004
- The media likes toilets, even when they're irrelevant - 06.03.2004
- Shaming men into raising the toilet seat - 06.02.2004
- Alcohol + crapped pants + poor disposal = bomb squad and terror response teams - 05.28.2004
- Calculate how much you earn pooping at work - 05.27.2004
- Kate Hudson to sing song about poop - 05.25.2004
- Toilet cancer drive: fundraiser or extortion? - 05.24.2004
- Generating electricity from poop - 05.20.2004
- The new trend in kids' books: Poop Fiction - 05.18.2004
- How to make a USB turd - 05.17.2004
- Singapore to publish toilet maps for tourists - 05.16.2004
- The Tapeworm - 05.13.2004
- "Your dog will be shot if you do not pick up his dog shit." - 05.12.2004
- Found on Amazon: Stop Eating Poop - 05.11.2004
- Bush to shock pigeons so they don't poop - 05.10.2004
- Transportation strike in Norway means no toilet paper - 05.06.2004
- Another eBay poop: at 2 cents right now! Expires 2 PM EST! - 05.06.2004
- Only six days to bid on your poop hemp bracelet - 05.05.2004
- The 10 year anniversary of the low-flow law - 05.03.2004
- Turd Ferguson and the Sausage Party - 04.29.2004
- The toilet of the future will analyze your feces - 04.28.2004
- A toilet breaks. You hurt your butt. Sue for $5 million? - 04.27.2004
- The bathroom poetry archive - 04.26.2004
- What is the military use of fake diarrhea? - 04.23.2004
- Doodieman: The new full-length cartoon from Doodie.com - 04.20.2004
- Meet the man that trains bathroom attendants - 04.15.2004
- It was Sphincterine that brought down Stern! - 04.13.2004
- In Finland, Spring is dog poop season - 04.08.2004
- A whole ('nother) web site of poop stories - 04.07.2004
- Keep your valuables safe in your skiddy underwear - 04.06.2004
- The awful aftermath of Atkins - 04.02.2004
- After controversy, "kisses" urinal gets popular - 04.01.2004
- Has anyone been to a colonoscopy party? - 03.30.2004
- The feces on your hands will glow. - 03.29.2004
- Read the caption under this picture of Al Roker - 03.25.2004
- Crapping in Japan: computer-generated visual aids - 03.24.2004
- Splatfields vs. MuckCoys: the battle of the Pooper Scoopers - 03.23.2004
- Virgin cancels its urinal plans - 03.22.2004
- The most misogynist-iest urinal - 03.19.2004
- Clean your cat and clean your toilet - 03.17.2004
- Triumph causes a bit of a stink in Canada - 02.17.2004
- New Orleans and its catastrophic lack of bathrooms - 02.17.2004
- Studying the health of rain forests through insect feces - 02.16.2004
- Ring of Fire: Not for Preparation H - 02.16.2004
- Howard Dean discusses the merits of drinking urine - 02.12.2004
- Japanese railways love lion poop - 02.12.2004
- Denver deputy assaults inmate with toilet water - 02.10.2004
- Inmate escapes using toilet paper gun - 02.10.2004
- Buy damaged ButtArt cheap! - 02.09.2004
- Chinese businessman wants Bush to sell his diapers - 02.09.2004
- 23 dogs, 3 cats and a chicken - 02.06.2004
- Toilet floods woman's home with oil - 02.05.2004
- British outdoor public toilet explodes (with pic!) - 02.05.2004
- Man spending 1000 hours in an outhouse in protest - 02.04.2004
- Send your support to the outhouse protester! - 02.04.2004
- Bathroom woes in NYC schools - 01.30.2004
- Bud Light's Real American Heroes - 01.29.2004
- WOW: toilet saves house from fire! - 01.28.2004
- Feces feeders get thirty years - 01.28.2004
- Artificial sphincter controls incontinence. No more funny poop stories...? - 01.27.2004
- Angry farmer shoves inspectors into poop pit - 01.27.2004
- Crowd gathers daily to watch man sift through cow poop - 01.26.2004
- PoopyD: the rapping poo. With video! - 01.22.2004
- Despite SARS, Chinese are still drinking poop coffee - 01.22.2004
- Pictures from the pooper scooper convention (say hi to King and Queen turd!) - 01.21.2004
- Flat-D: the flatulence deodorizer - 01.21.2004
- Human poop in your fertilizer. Oh yeah, and uranium. - 01.20.2004
- Loving mother injects feces into her own kid - 01.20.2004
- Wipe out Bush - 01.19.2004
- Toilet seats smeared with acidic chemical - 01.19.2004
- Sylvester Stallone's mom will read the future in your ass. Honestly. - 01.19.2004
- This weekend in St. Louis: the pooper scoopers are gathering - 01.15.2004
- Poop tales on Pathetic Geek Stories - 01.15.2004
- China says no to hemerrhoid ads during dinner - 01.14.2004
- A cake to go with your chocolate toilet seat - 01.14.2004
- Inmate floods prison, causes $100k damage - 01.13.2004
- Fart scenes in The Matrix - 01.13.2004
- Chicago suburb hit by falling poop - 01.12.2004
- Tom Ridge has gone insane: US bans in-flight bathroom queues - 01.09.2004
- The Stool Fairy - 01.09.2004
- MP3.com's #1 parody: The Lion Farts Tonight - 01.08.2004
- Michael Jackson locked in "doo-doo"-filled prison - 01.08.2004
- Poop humor on PrankCallCentral.com - 01.06.2004
- Attention criminals: poop has DNA in it - 01.06.2004
- Envirolet Composting Toilets - 01.05.2004
- Scat or Snack? - 01.05.2004
- Diamond in the roughage - 01.02.2004
- Power from used adult diapers - 01.02.2004
- Turd-based spy devices, courtesy the CIA - 12.30.2003
- Holiday songs, from the asses of elves - 12.30.2003
- Refrigerators causing rise in Crohn's Disease - 12.29.2003
- Stay inside! Human waste gas cloud is on the way! - 12.29.2003
- Cleaning 1000 tons of pigeon poop - 12.29.2003
- Merry Christmas from ThreePly - 12.24.2003
- Toxic urinal cakes in NYC firehouses - 12.23.2003
- Santorum: our senator, the poop/lube mixture - 12.23.2003
- Shitfuck followup - 12.22.2003
- The highway is NOT a urinal - 12.22.2003
- Spy camera catches errant pooper scoopers - 12.19.2003
- Drinking sewer water in Singapore - 12.19.2003
- One man's attempt to repair a toilet - 12.17.2003
- Cat causes sewage spill, gets killed - 12.17.2003
- Clean your bum with poop soap - 12.16.2003
- Mathematical equation for poop size - 12.15.2003
- Saddam: "How can I possibly go to the bathroom when my people are enslaved?" - 12.15.2003
- Diarrhea makes you dumb - 12.11.2003
- An interview with "Dr. Fart" - 12.11.2003
- Play dress-up with Teed Off Turd - 12.09.2003
- All panda lover needs is a toilet seat cover - 12.09.2003
- Man dies trying to steal sewer service - 12.08.2003
- Want a colonoscopy? Tough - 12.08.2003
- London's see-through outdoor toilet - 12.05.2003
- NYC pursues restroom equity - 12.05.2003
- Surprised shoplifter drops his load - 12.04.2003
- Plumbers love the day after Thanksgiving - 12.04.2003
- Horses in diapers - 12.04.2003
- Outhouses: Gems of American Architecture - 11.26.2003
- Octopus found in toilet. Oh, no, wait... - 11.26.2003
- Introducing the Champion: America's best low-flow toilet - 11.25.2003
- Plumbers: win a free American Standard Champion toilet TODAY - 11.25.2003
- 68 years without eating, drinking or pooping - 11.25.2003
- Raving about "butt foam" - 11.24.2003
- Giving your cat an enema - 11.24.2003
- Exploits of a restroom peeper - 11.21.2003
- Malaysian city declares war on nasty toilets - 11.21.2003
- Brief history of toilet paper - 11.20.2003
- Toilet tank lids for sale - 11.20.2003
- Celebrate World Toilet Day - 11.19.2003
- Killer manhole sewer gasses - 11.19.2003
- Gore to promote waterless urinals - 11.19.2003
- The greenest brownest building in America - 11.17.2003
- Home urinal growing popular in States, supposedly - 11.17.2003
- Brallian prisoners escape through sewers - 11.17.2003
- Sunday is World Poonity Day - 11.13.2003
- The Charmin Potty Palooza - 11.12.2003
- Philadelphian laments lack of public toilets - 11.11.2003
- Neglected poop costs women $72k - 11.11.2003
- Dancing, pooping babies - 11.11.2003
- Does every kind of animal poop have a name? - 11.06.2003
- Runs during the marathon - 11.06.2003
- Trains disrupted by man with arm stuck in toilet - 11.05.2003
- Video of toilet-trained cats - 11.04.2003
- 247 Filippinos nailed by diarrhea - 11.04.2003
- MySweetPee -- now you can poo in it - 11.03.2003
- Public pooping banned in LA - 11.03.2003
- Happy Halloween: the Great Dumpkin - 10.31.2003
- Happy Halloween: flaming poo bag - 10.31.2003
- Student finds urine-soaked underwear drawer - 10.30.2003
- Farting toy dog causes security alert - 10.30.2003
- Peeing in the President's plane - 10.29.2003
- Pee stunt gets Jackass asses arrested - 10.29.2003
- Life on Butt Hole Road - 10.28.2003
- Buried by your own sludge - 10.28.2003
- Sanitation: a measure of poverty - 10.27.2003
- Making toilet paper for other companies - 10.27.2003
- See ButtArt created before your very eyes! - 10.24.2003
- Feces alert for Asian beaches - 10.23.2003
- Count Fartula: OMG LOL etc - 10.23.2003
- Celebrate World Poonity Day - 10.21.2003
- Second annual cow-pie bingo thingy - 10.21.2003
- Interview with Dave from PoopReport - 10.20.2003
- Farm field trip is lesson in nature - 10.20.2003
- British TV star mugged for poop - 10.20.2003
- Mystery ape feces being analyzed - 10.17.2003
- New Zealand cancels fart tax - 10.17.2003
- Doctor sews woman's anus shut - 10.16.2003
- Toilet bowl surprise: it's a boy! - 10.16.2003
- Bat feces closes auditorium - 10.14.2003
- When your friend ODs, no ice-cube enema, OK? - 10.14.2003
- Pigeon poop collapses roof - 10.08.2003
- Shitesmeller - 10.08.2003
- PoopOnAStick.net adds advice - 10.08.2003
- Sheet Music -- musical TP - 10.07.2003
- More poop falling from the skies - 10.06.2003
- China bans hemorrhoid commercials - 10.06.2003
- Dave Matthews-bound potty truck kills man - 10.06.2003
- Triumph the Insult Comic Dog poops DIRECTLY on PoopReport! - 10.01.2003
- The Fly Story - 10.01.2003
- "Travellers" poop all over playground - 10.01.2003
- Smith College installs artistic restrooms (good pics!) - 09.24.2003
- Test your poop for colon cancer - 09.24.2003
- A simple sign to ward off dog poop - 09.23.2003
- Woman collected buckets of poop (with video) - 09.23.2003
- LavNav: The toilet seat that lights up for you: - 09.21.2003
- Nature's Platform spreads the word about squatting - 09.21.2003
- House explodes with sewage - 09.19.2003
- Mystery of falling poop: solved - 09.19.2003
- The Interstate is Coming Through My Outhouse - 09.17.2003
- History lesson: America's first TP shortage - 09.16.2003
- Incredible X-ray of a poop in progress - 09.16.2003
- World's largest dino dung found - 09.15.2003
- The Pee Movie List - 09.15.2003
- Poop on a Stick: poop products and services - 09.15.2003
- "BoyShit: The Most Shitting Series of Web" - 09.11.2003
- A collection of fecal tongs - 09.11.2003
- Laxative brownies aren't so evil after all - 09.11.2003
- Cook adds mouse droppings to cops' meal - 09.09.2003
- First Brooklyn, now the Bronx: the smell of shit - 09.09.2003
- Firecracker in the ass causes all sorts of damage. - 09.08.2003
- The Farting Survey - 09.08.2003
- Exploring the bathrooms of Disney - 09.05.2003
- Triumph album due out in October! - 09.04.2003
- Prison chili contaminated with crap - 09.04.2003
- Swedish bank frowns on farting - 09.01.2003
- Wiping when you can't... you know... reach - 09.01.2003
- Abandonded theater becomes hobo toilet - 08.29.2003
- A manure pit rescue claims 5 victims - 08.29.2003
- The summer of sewery beaches - 08.28.2003
- PETA blocks zoo entrance with manure - 08.28.2003
- Way too many colonoscopy videos - 08.27.2003
- Poop doesn't fall 110 floors - 08.27.2003
- Malaysians fine those who don't flush - 08.20.2003
- Doodie.com postcard - 08.20.2003
- Blackout is now a greenish-brownout - 08.19.2003
- Special healing water is special, indeed - 08.19.2003
- INCREDIBLE: A picture of whale flatulence - 08.18.2003
- What's that smell in the subway? Let's find out. - 08.18.2003
- The ShowerToilet is already here! - 08.14.2003
- Understanding German toilets - 08.13.2003
- Flushing 627 toilets simultaneously - 08.12.2003
- Argentine cashiers forced to wear diapers - 08.12.2003
- Hey kids: watch out for raccoon poop! - 08.11.2003
- Farm life brochure actually smells like manure - 08.11.2003
- Burning sewage treatment plant makes Brooklyn stink - 08.08.2003
- FDA: Olestra no longer causes trots - 08.08.2003
- When good toilets go bad - 08.06.2003
- Jack Black sells VaPOOrizer - 08.06.2003
- Julius Caeser was killed because of diarrhea - 08.05.2003
- In India, "Untouchables" get a bit of respect - 08.05.2003
- Lynda Carter speaks out against IBS - 08.01.2003
- Johnny-Light: bring some light into your toilet - 08.01.2003
- Magic John bidets and Japanese toilets - 08.01.2003
- New York gets public toilets... finally - 07.28.2003
- New Buttprint art on eBay - 07.24.2003
- Man moons jury upon conviction - 07.24.2003
- Another interview with another pooper scooper - 07.23.2003
- Indonesian conjoined twins given anus - 07.23.2003
- Scientists make beans make fewer farts - 07.23.2003
- Why do cows die on boats? Farting. - 07.22.2003
- Whose Poopy Is It -- poop where you want - 07.22.2003
- New Zealand mailmen sending poop - 07.22.2003
- Katie Couric's colonoscopy starts new trend - 07.21.2003
- Diarrhea protects against colon cancer - 07.21.2003
- Garbage Pail Kids coming back - 07.21.2003
- Missing python turns up in the end - 07.18.2003
- Engagement ring returns from the brown grave - 07.18.2003
- CrapMachine.com -- Build a Crap - 07.17.2003
- Escaped monkey vandalizes toilet - 07.17.2003
- Rudy gets the elephant dung treatment - 07.17.2003
- Kimberly-Clark announces best office bathrooms - 07.16.2003
- Flash movie: AstroMan and The Big Shit - 07.16.2003
- Solar-powered portapotties - 07.16.2003
- Japanese bathroom instructions - 07.09.2003
- Singapore's first five-star toilet - 07.09.2003
- 50 years for throwing feces - 07.09.2003
- Picknicking by the sewage plant - 07.08.2003
- Strange Foreign Objects in Dog Feces - 07.08.2003
- Analysis of the name "Turd" - 07.08.2003
- Little Red Riding Hood - 07.01.2003
- Woman has international toilet paper collection - 07.01.2003
- Kids flush fish. Kids are dumb. - 07.01.2003
- Summer job: catching cow poop before it hits the ground - 06.30.2003
- The Virtual Toilet Paper Museum - 06.30.2003
- Cars driving through sewage - 06.30.2003
- Sewer worker killed by falling corpse - 06.27.2003
- NZ farmers angry over flatulence tax - 06.27.2003
- Fart fetish videos from Japan - 06.24.2003
- Pooping pig causes discrimination suit - 06.24.2003
- Posh club in tizzy over pool pooper - 06.24.2003
- Profile of a butt-breathing turtle - 06.23.2003
- Airline pays $5k for poo dropping - 06.23.2003
- The bizarre rituals of the PA State Trooper - 06.23.2003
- Boy breeds beetles in his body - 06.20.2003
- Honestly... you don't want to click this. - 06.20.2003
- Flushing a fish isn't like "Finding Nemo" - 06.16.2003
- Burning airplane smell thought to be farts, ignored - 06.16.2003
- Horrors! Riffraff using first-class bathrooms on planes - 06.16.2003
- Poop litter ticket becomes felony - 06.13.2003
- Your phone can ring with a fart - 06.10.2003
- Go in the dark: glowing toilet seats - 06.10.2003
- Girls poop - 06.09.2003
- Schoolboy has to clean his own mess - 06.06.2003
- Urine Control: the urinal game from MIT - 06.06.2003
- Fart scenes from The Matrix - 06.06.2003
- Statue of Wolverine pooping - 06.05.2003
- The true adventures of Cap'n Poopie Pants (with pics!) - 06.05.2003
- Summit on Mt. Everest about poop - 06.05.2003
- Pigeon poop takes over town cupola - 06.04.2003
- Donuts with laxatives? Not funny. - 06.04.2003
- Mental exam ordered for poopin' defendant - 06.02.2003
- Book with poop character may be banned - 06.02.2003
- What bathroom rituals say about who we are - 06.02.2003
- For sale: farts in a jar - 05.30.2003
- Fecal Alcohol Syndrome from Collegestories.com - 05.30.2003
- The splashproof urinal: can you say Oedipus?? - 05.30.2003
- Students stopping toilets to close schools - 05.27.2003
- Indonesian poop coffee may spread SARS - 05.27.2003
- Texas man stole Columbia's toilet - 05.22.2003
- The bathrooms of Paris get better - 05.22.2003
- Turdwords.com: a new word every day - 05.21.2003
- Full color colon scans - 05.20.2003
- Koala bear poop earrings - 05.20.2003
- Woman pays ticket with poop - 05.20.2003
- Archive of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog - 05.19.2003
- Some useful poop definitions - 05.19.2003
- Into the bank through the sewer - 05.19.2003
- Poop story from Mentally Incontinent - 05.15.2003
- SARS prospers in poop - 05.15.2003
- iLoo a hoax! Oh wait... no it's not. Oh wait... - 05.14.2003
- Toilet training teddy bear - 05.14.2003
- She only expected "a little poo..." - 05.14.2003
- Asshole Award toilet paper - 05.12.2003
- The iLoo -- the first internet-enabled public bathroom - 05.09.2003
- Freaky Japanese sexy pooping statues - 05.09.2003
- The power of panda poop - 05.09.2003
- Toilet choices at a prison - 05.08.2003
- Monsturd the movie - 05.08.2003
- The Monthly Doos poop calendar - 05.07.2003
- The Bidet Master - 05.07.2003
- Looters snag Saddam's toilets - 05.06.2003
- African stadium has facility problems - 05.05.2003
- Lamenting cell phone toilet tragedies - 05.05.2003
- Man fined for fight over airline toilet - 05.01.2003
- The "next-generation" bidet (with great pic!) - 05.01.2003
- Quake poop clan - 05.01.2003
- Van Gogh, Picasso found in toilet - 04.30.2003
- Boston Marathoners leave a trail - 04.30.2003
- 3D Japanese golden turd - 04.30.2003
- Cops fart on unconscious woman - 04.29.2003
- Uncle Sam Cereal: a natural laxative - 04.16.2003
- The carbon fiber toilet seat - 04.14.2003
- Toilet-flushing judge gets reprimanded - 04.14.2003
- The Day My Butt Went Psycho - 04.11.2003
- Don't toilet train too soon - 04.08.2003
- Nastymation: flash cartoons - 04.08.2003
- Internet-enabled toilet paper - 04.08.2003
- Bathroom explodes during plumber's convention - 04.07.2003
- Holiday poop soap - 04.07.2003
- Findings of an Evolutionary Fecologist - 04.07.2003
- Dung watches - 04.04.2003
- TidyButt: the enema for the asshole in your life - 04.04.2003
- Dave Shameless hits Mississippi - 04.04.2003
- EPA's jurisdiction doesn't extend to backyard poop piles - 03.31.2003
- Good news, Detroit: a new competition for colon cleansings - 03.31.2003
- Owners of GirlsPooping.com arrested - 03.28.2003
- Lion poop keeps deer off the tracks - 03.28.2003
- Art. - 03.27.2003
- Jocks charged in poop hazing - 03.26.2003
- Cat traps man in bathroom - 03.26.2003
- Turn of the century French flatulist - 03.24.2003
- Flowgo greetings - 03.19.2003
- Three die trying to get phone from latrine - 03.19.2003
- Life through the eyes of a Shameful Shitter - 03.19.2003
- Express knee-jerk anti-French political opinions with your butt - 03.15.2003
- Tushyclean -- a new buttsink attachment - 03.12.2003
- Constrict your anus 100 times to end depression - 03.12.2003
- Cheap latrines could save millions - 03.10.2003
- Poop art: a photo exhibit of toilets - 03.10.2003
- Murdered wife flushed down toilet - 03.07.2003
- The dog poo lifecycle - 03.05.2003
- Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop - 03.05.2003
- British soldiers rationed to six sheets of TP a day - 03.04.2003
- Mr. Hankey Construction Set - 03.04.2003
- Opera Baby: the flash movie - 02.28.2003
- Infant Potty Training -- without diapers - 02.28.2003
- How to fart at work without anyone knowing it - 02.28.2003
- The Courtesy Wand -- lifting seats for you - 02.26.2003
- Manhole covers are being stolen from China - 02.25.2003
- The Trail of the Painted Potties - 02.25.2003
- Interview with a poop scooper - 02.25.2003
- Workers fight for their toilet rights - 02.24.2003
- Fartin' -- and something more -- in the bathtub: a flash movie - 02.24.2003
- How to crap in the woods: a tutorial - 02.24.2003
- Frozen crap falling from the sky... again - 02.20.2003
- Dave Shameless poops in four more state capitals - 02.18.2003
- Bowel control tips - 02.14.2003
- Send a turd - 02.14.2003
- The Apple i-Toilet - 02.14.2003
- Slow news day on the BBC: dog poop delays game - 02.11.2003
- Diarrhea may prevent cancer - 02.11.2003
- Wipe your ass with your ex-wife - 02.10.2003
- How not to use a toothbrush - 02.10.2003
- New Buttprint art for sale - 02.10.2003
- People want their poop back - 02.06.2003
- Poo-shaped chocolate - 02.06.2003
- How to poop like a good Christian - 02.06.2003
- Get to know Dutch toilets -- including "the shelf" - 02.05.2003
- Cops smell urine, suspect meth lab - 01.30.2003
- Coming soon: two more Walter The Farting Dog books - 01.30.2003
- Ridiculous Ohio restroom surveillance case appealed - 01.30.2003
- Jillian's fart diary - 01.29.2003
- Save the environment with Seventh Generation - 01.29.2003
- Create a fart - 01.24.2003
- The Food : Fiber : Feces formula - 01.24.2003
- Twisted intenstine killed Bee Gee star - 01.23.2003
- BIB Kit -- home bowel irrigation - 01.22.2003
- When good toilets go bad - 01.22.2003
- Blowing ass in the attorney's office - 01.20.2003
- More of the world's best bathrooms - 01.16.2003
- Profile of Ohio bathroom up for design award - 01.16.2003
- Fetus abandoned in cinema bathroom - 01.13.2003
- Conference of professional pooper scoopers - 01.13.2003
- Great moments in toilet paper history - 01.13.2003
- Golfer misses vital putt because of duck crap - 01.10.2003
- Inmate tries to flush arrest report down toilet - 01.10.2003
- Terrorists will kill us all with diarrhea - 01.10.2003
- Ben Stiller and Jack Black to make crappy movie - 01.09.2003
- From the onion: celebrating Cryptosporidium Daze - 01.09.2003
- EPA issues new rules on livestock waste - 01.08.2003
- Radioactive seabird poop - 01.07.2003
- Dave Shameless capital craps: new hits and misses - 01.06.2003
- Fake health institutes, Tyra Banks, and Angel Soft - 01.06.2003
- Unchi-kun -- Anime's Mr. Shit. - 01.06.2003
- Toilet humor is good for you - 12.28.2002
- The frighteningly loud flush - 12.23.2002
- The toilets of Korea - 12.19.2002
- Spanish poop cakes -- great pics - 12.19.2002
- Former NFLer sues over jail bathroom fall - 12.18.2002
- Child forced to eat feces - 12.18.2002
- Celebrities to play with poo for our enjoyment - 12.12.2002
- Poopisms - 12.12.2002
- The Finnish Toilet Experience - 12.12.2002
- Prostate exams: anal insertion just for the fun of it? - 12.11.2002
- Virtual Dog Shit Creator - 12.11.2002
- Man dies after fall into compost grinder - 12.10.2002
- Junior terrorists training with laxatives!! - 12.10.2002
- Monthly Doos: The 2003 dog poop calendar - 12.10.2002
- A Zen lesson from PooperScooper - 12.09.2002
- The quest to poop in every state capital - 12.09.2002
- Recycling diapers - 12.09.2002
- Experimenting with Olestra - 12.06.2002
- The portable toilet: a self-adheisive plastic bag - 12.05.2002
- It's healthier to squat when peeing - 12.04.2002
- Chicken manure threatens water quality - 12.04.2002
- Poop-tainted beef plant to reopen - 12.04.2002
- Imodium's online advertising - 12.03.2002
- How long does gum take to digest? - 12.03.2002
- The Bathroom Habits Survey - 12.03.2002
- Laughing at strangers' shit sounds - 12.02.2002
- Do only mammals fart? - 11.27.2002
- Sphincterine: from MintyAss - 11.25.2002
- Adam Sandler poop shoot game - 11.22.2002
- Stan Murmur: Butt-printing artist - 11.22.2002
- No Doubt drummer suffers from "gig butt" - 11.21.2002
- Filthy conditions: with video! - 11.21.2002
- Putter-Piddle Poop 'N Putt - 11.21.2002
- Man smothered to death in manure lagoon - 11.20.2002
- The popularity of Peeball grows - 11.20.2002
- Zoo poo labor dispute - 11.20.2002
- Raw waste volcano in California - 11.18.2002
- Salary timer -- how much are you earning on the crapper? - 11.15.2002
- Cleaning the seat with the dishes - 11.15.2002
- Ankle smacked over ferret feces - 11.14.2002
- Pooch poop park proposed - 11.14.2002
- Dave Barry praises PoopReport.com - 11.13.2002
- Mr. Pooky's Gas Page - 11.13.2002
- Rikki Rockett's Diary for a New America - 11.12.2002
- Man's hand stuck in toilet - 11.12.2002
- The Colossal Colon Tour - 11.11.2002
- The Stool Fairy - 11.11.2002
- The Best American Shit Stories 2002 - 11.08.2002
- Murderer requests hemmerhoid cushion from the court - 11.08.2002
- Time-Warner breaks sewage line, floods woman's home - 11.08.2002
- Treat pancreatic cancer with a coffee enema - 11.07.2002
- Alaskan outhouse where Sputnik was first seen - 11.07.2002
- Ca-ca candy - 11.07.2002
- Poop novelties on Stupid.com - 11.05.2002
- In today's forecast: golden showers - 11.04.2002
- "Johnny Walker Wisdom" costs man $215 - 11.04.2002
- Weed as a constipation cure - 11.01.2002
- Bathroom break creates traffic jam - 10.31.2002
- The fabulous Flatulina - 10.31.2002
- Britney Smears' poop shoot - 10.31.2002
- Justice in the Green Bay Packer poop trial - 10.30.2002
- Partying with the Okie Pokie - 10.28.2002
- Woman pees in council office; politicians are happy - 10.24.2002
- Don't make your students lick chocolate off a diaper - 10.24.2002
- Gun falls into toilet, shoots woman - 10.22.2002
- Collection of bathroom graffiti - 10.22.2002
- The lovely smell of goat urine - 10.21.2002
- Feces Pieces releases a new album - 10.18.2002
- Horse falls into septic tank (with picture) - 10.17.2002
- More on the Japanese toilet obsession - 10.17.2002
- Another reason to hate SaveKaryn - 10.16.2002
- Japanese toilet innovation: approaching bathroom Nirvana - 10.15.2002
- Poop flash cartoon - 10.15.2002
- Wipe out Saddam with toilet paper - 10.15.2002
- A novel approach to toilet paper - 10.11.2002
- Backyard sewage geyser - 10.11.2002
- "Dunk The Crap" flash game - 10.11.2002
- Thomas Crapper bathroom tissue - 10.08.2002
- Health dangers of the public restroom - 10.08.2002
- Barney Smith's Toilet Seat Art Museum - 10.07.2002
- MintyAss - 10.07.2002
- Elephant dung art: a hot new movement - 10.07.2002
- Urinal cake cams - 09.20.2002
- Update to pissing boy statue - 09.19.2002
- Stump: regressive manure metal - 09.19.2002
- The law requires you carry your dog poo bag - 09.18.2002
- Crapper's Quarterly - 09.16.2002
- New DVD from Rubber Gash - 09.16.2002
- A comprehensive poop article -- stolen? - 09.13.2002
- Feco-avian madness in Boulder - 09.13.2002
- Jim Beam rescinds oppressive poop policy - 09.12.2002
- Jimmy Fallon bathroom contest on the Onion - 09.11.2002
- Poop talk on Sporting News Radio - 09.06.2002
- Rate My Poo --- eccch - 09.05.2002
- Toilet art exhibition - 09.05.2002
- Plumbing World - 08.20.2002
- Poop story from the days of old - 08.15.2002
- PoopReport's 1,000,000th hit!! - 08.13.2002
- A couple of relevant entries in the Darwin Awards - 08.12.2002
- Water, shortages, and sewage - 08.12.2002
- Poop stories from CollegeStories.com - 08.06.2002
- Human waste shouldn't be fertilizer? - 08.05.2002
- Random Randumb web show - 07.30.2002
- PoopReport has been blocked in Saudi Arabia! - 07.23.2002
- Death by (elephant) defecation - 07.23.2002
- Toilet paper wins bad writing competition - 07.18.2002
- The farting Fat Bastard doll - 07.17.2002
- Recycled water becomes a reality - 07.17.2002
- Dog eats money... you know what happens next - 07.17.2002
- Thunder Flush and Thomas Crapper - 07.16.2002
- Farts: the definitive explanation - 07.15.2002
- Mingus and cat poop - 07.15.2002
- The Lloyds - 07.15.2002
- Sitting in a car until they crap - 07.12.2002
- Follow up: apparently cow urine doesn't cure disease - 07.12.2002
- Lion's droppings to keep cats away - 07.12.2002
- Michigan Manure Resources Network - 07.12.2002
- Lack of womens' toilets taking toll on Armed Forces - 07.11.2002
- Mr. Poop-E-Head - 07.11.2002
- Central Toilet - 07.11.2002
- Packers fullback arrested for closet defecation - 07.09.2002
- Poop-powered power plant - 07.08.2002
- Profile of a pooper scooper - 07.03.2002
- SF makes public excretion a crime - 07.03.2002
- The Clean Bathroom Crusader - 07.02.2002
- Kids in Nigeria get high on lizard dung - 07.02.2002
- The Whizzinator: pass that drug test - 07.01.2002
- New site: Everyone Enjoys a Poo - 07.01.2002
- Presidential rectal probe: Bush goes sphincter spelunking - 06.28.2002
- Drug to reverse opiod-induced constipation - 06.28.2002
- Seventh Generation toilet paper - 06.28.2002
- There's a turd in my back seat! - 06.27.2002
- Bird shit as a sign of US sovereignty - 06.27.2002
- Turd terrorism on the rise in Australia - 06.26.2002
- Nuggets of wisdom from the Straight Dope - 06.25.2002
- Cleaning up Rome - 06.24.2002
- Bush loves feces, doesn't want to see it go - 06.24.2002
- Bathroom graffiti 2.0 - 06.21.2002
- Now, if only they could find a use for used toilet paper - 06.21.2002
- Manure tea makes it all better - 06.20.2002
- Tomorrow's meal is today's - 06.20.2002
- I gave my cat an enema. - 06.20.2002
- The Farting Evangelist - 06.19.2002
- Horse craps in police station - 06.19.2002
- Human feces is killing coral - 06.19.2002
- X-ray video of poop - 06.19.2002
- Build your own outhouse - 06.19.2002
- Poopisms: thoughts about poop - 06.18.2002
- Congressman pees in cup on plane - 06.17.2002
- Mothers Against Peeing Standing Up - 06.17.2002
- The Japanese and their weird poop fetish - 06.17.2002
- Voiding in the great void. - 06.14.2002
- Indian Scientists Use Radiation to Cure Flatulence - 06.14.2002
- A kiwi a day keeps constipation at bay. - 06.13.2002
- We're all pooping the wrong way. - 06.13.2002
- Been looking for a place to buy turds? - 06.12.2002
- Cleanse your colon in the comfort of your own home. - 06.12.2002
- Islamic bathroom rules - 06.12.2002
- Inmate swallows contraband, gets it later - 06.11.2002
- The toilets of the NYC subway - 06.11.2002
- Your 1-stop shop for novelty toilet paper - 06.10.2002
- PooPeter - 06.10.2002
- What kind of poo are you? - 06.10.2002
- Dog doo is a major source of pollution - 06.07.2002
- Fat guy breaks toilet, falls in. - 06.06.2002
- Potty Bear - 06.06.2002
- Waterless Urinal? - 06.05.2002
- Fart detector - 06.05.2002
- Boston Bathrooms - 06.05.2002
- A great poop story - 06.04.2002
- Peeing around Wrigley Field - 06.04.2002
- From today's mailbag: - 06.03.2002
- The Shit List - 06.03.2002
- Rectal foreign bodies - 05.31.2002
- If I lived in London, I suppose I'd be obligated to move in here... - 05.31.2002
- Terry Love Plumbing - 05.30.2002
- Stick an ass on any page - 05.30.2002
- Whats in your stomach? - 05.29.2002
- New Book: The Intergalactic Bathroom Enlightenment Guide - 05.29.2002
- Dancing poo - 05.28.2002
- North Carolina Poop Counter - 05.23.2002
- Poo and puke make science fun! - 05.22.2002
- A nice poop site. - 05.22.2002
- Sleeping on the can... on company time - 05.21.2002
- Family's roof collapses under weight of pigeon droppings - 05.20.2002

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