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Profile for Dave

Intellectual Crap

I Poop And I Vote | Discuss The Movement - 08.26.2008
Those Who Write On Bathroom Walls... - 05.29.2008
Poop For Peace Day: April 18, 2008 - 04.18.2008
How To Poop For Peace - 04.16.2008
Toilet Talk: My Address To The World Toilet Summit - 11.05.2007
Dateline New Delhi: Live At The World Toilet Summit - 11.02.2007
The Great Stink: When England Was Disgusting (And Why America's Rivers Still Are) - 10.15.2007
The Sanitary Visionary And Me - 10.10.2007
All The Poop That's Fit To Print: Exploring Poop In The New York Times Archives - 09.27.2007
God's Scatological Ultimatum - 08.27.2007
How Toilet Water Can Live Again - 07.31.2007
Free Speech vs. Turd Terrorism: When Is Poop Not Constitutionally Protected? - 06.06.2007
How Much Poop Does America Flush? - 04.26.2007
Poop For Peace Day: April 18, 2008 - 04.13.2007
The Butt Print Artist Speaks: An Interview With Stan Murmur - 01.18.2007
Pavlov's Anus - 07.28.2006
Poop For Peace Day: April 14, 2006 - 04.13.2006
Poop For Peace 2006: Introduction - 02.28.2006
MythBusters: Scents And Sensibility - 06.23.2005
Poop For Peace: April 15, 2005 - 04.14.2005
The News That Slips Through The Crack - 12.07.2004
A Question of Squares: The Final Report - 08.26.2003
Poopisms - 01.09.2003
ShitBegone: An Interview With Jed Ela - 08.12.2002
In Sync: Comparing Our Poop Propensity -- The Results - 08.06.2002
In Sync: Comparing Our Poop Propensity - 07.18.2002
Cloaca: Shit That Is Art - 06.19.2002
The Rich Are Laughing At Us: Urinetown, The Musical - 06.13.2002
Toilet Bowl Confessions: An Interview With Colin Powers - 05.16.2002
Scientific Conjecture Regarding a Woman's Misfortune - 01.23.2002
Engrossing Literature: An Interview With Greta Garbage - 01.18.2002
Pooper Or Plastic: The Debate Over Proper Food Disposal - 01.04.2002
Dan Wood, Toilet Artist: A PoopReport Exclusive Interview - 09.30.2001
The Tao of Poo: The Unbearable Lightness of Being, by Milan Kundera. (Part I) - 07.22.2001

Stories About Poop

Destiny And The PoopReporter - 12.18.2002
I Learned It From Watching You, Dad! - 01.11.2002
Man Ticketed For Public Urination; Goodness Triumphs Over Evil - 12.21.2001
Ring of Fire - 11.09.2001
Yellow Noise - 10.04.2001
My Interview With The BBC - 08.28.2001
On Squalid Ground - 08.21.2001
My First Public Appearance as The PoopReporter - 06.06.2001
On Thursday, My Doctor Stuck His Finger Up My Butt. - 04.08.2001
Nature vs. Nature's Call - 04.03.2001
Weird Things I've Found While on Vacation in New Mexico, Part I. - 03.25.2001
The Simultaneous Pooper - 01.17.2001
Bran Muffins - 07.20.2000
Driving to Massachusetts - 07.09.2000

Consumer Reports

Coming To A Bathroom Near You - 01.11.2008
The Phess Portable Bidet: For Runs On The Run - 10.10.2004
Daltony Toilet: The Next Low-Flow? - 02.02.2004
Save Bubby's Urinal! - 07.28.2003
The Sixty Thousand Dollar Can - 03.11.2003
The Colossal Colon Tour Begins - 02.19.2003
Effective (?) TP Advertising - 12.05.2002
Holidays 2002: Crappy Gift Ideas - 12.02.2002
Offensive TP Advertising - 11.21.2002
Taming The Autoflush - 09.11.2002
Nature's Platform: Squatting For A Pleasant Tomorrow - 08.08.2002
Electric Hand Dryers vs. Paper Towels - 05.19.2002
Wet Wipes: The Great Wipe Hope? - 04.11.2002
GoBidet: Other Reviews - 02.27.2002
GoBidet: A Buttsink Of My Own - 02.26.2002
Fingertouch: The Amazing Toilet Seat Lifter! - 01.31.2002
The Turd Twister - 01.17.2002
Holidays '01: Crappy Gift Ideas - 12.05.2001
Bub L. Breezer -- A Wonderful Poop Gift - 09.25.2001
Look What I Got On eBay. - 08.23.2001
Shit Assaults and Lawsuits: A Book Excerpt - 08.15.2001
The Greatest Poop Stories Never Written - 06.17.2001
The Truth Hurts: Toilet Paper Companies are a Pain in the Ass - 04.19.2001
SPECIAL REPORT: Ply's Does Matter - 03.14.2001
SPECIAL REPORT: Ply's Does Matter. - 02.11.2001
SPECIAL REPORT: Ply's Does Matter. - 11.16.2000
The Plunger: Does it suck or blow? - 11.15.2000

Fun With Feces

Gasputin's Big Score - 09.23.2008
The Royal Fart - 08.07.2007
The Internet's First PoopReporter - 06.29.2004
The Movie Poop-Scene Database - 10.06.2002
Man Charged With Felony In Fake Feces Prank; PoopReport Declares Our Support - 02.07.2002
Using Poop to Make Someone Cry - 05.08.2001
Things People Have Searched For That Led Them to PoopReport - 03.12.2001

Poop at the Office

The Stolen Stall - 04.06.2005
An Invertebrate Below the Vertebrae - 12.10.2001
Office Bathroom "Brand X" - 04.26.2001
Trouble a-Brewin' in the Ladies' Loo. - 02.02.2001
One Company. 60 People. No Toilets. - 01.25.2001
Oh, The Things Our Receptionist Must See! - 01.10.2001
Bosses in the Bathroom - 12.21.2000

Techniques

Preparing For The 2008 Summer Stoolstice - 06.17.2008
Su-Jok Therapy - 08.28.2007
Preparing For The Summer Stoolstice - 06.18.2007
Poop Is The Cure - 06.22.2006
Preparing For The Summer Stoolstice - 06.16.2006
Preparing For The Summer Stoolstice - 06.15.2005
Wiping While Obese - 12.27.2004
Preparing For The Summer Stoolstice - 06.17.2003
The Humanure Handbook: Do More With Mess - 06.26.2002
The Drought-Emergency Responsibilities Of The Valiant PoopReporter - 05.05.2002
The Brown Line Of Silence - 04.21.2002
Wet Wipes: The Great Wipe Hope? - 04.11.2002
Ways of Wiping. - 08.26.2001

Travel Logs

Houses Of The Holy Cow Poop - 05.26.2008
Hind(i) Signs - 12.07.2007
Go Down, Moses: Pooping In Egypt - 03.15.2004
Asses And Allies: An American Pooper in London - 10.27.2003
The Toilets Of Italy - 10.16.2002

Pooetry

Strephon And Chloe, by Jonathan Swift - 09.27.2004
Pooetry Part IV - 06.25.2002
Pooetry Part III - 06.12.2002
Pooetry Part II - 03.12.2002
Pooetry - 03.11.2002

Comics

Five: A Spectacle - 06.18.2002
An Interview With The Creator Of "Five: A Comic About Poop, And A - 05.27.2002

The Captain's Log

Europe can't handle poop (apparently) - 07.17.2007
Poop on the air and on the road - 06.19.2007
The traveling PoopReport.com. Plus: video from the release party! - 05.16.2007
It's here! - 03.30.2007
The calm before the (shit)storm - 03.27.2007
The interminable wait for blissful release - 02.09.2007
On TV, in magazines, dressing good, and lounging around - 11.17.2006
Ok, so no collection. But take the picture anyway! - 10.19.2006
A website for Poop Culture - 09.28.2006
Pics of me and you and everyone we know - 09.19.2006
Poop Culture: the cover - 09.12.2006
The State of the Poonion: September 7, 2006 - 09.07.2006
Archived Captain's Logs - 09.01.2006

Ask PoopReport

Ask PoopReport: But Is It (f)Art? - 11.27.2007
Ask PoopReport: When Does Poop Size Matter? - 06.08.2007
Ask PoopReport: Funny Poop Book Dedications -- Help! - 05.07.2007
Ask PoopReport: Hunting White Cloud - 10.06.2006
Ask PoopReport: Wiping While Pregnant - 03.22.2006
Ask PoopReport: Stopping The Flush Tsunami - 03.02.2006
Ask PoopReport: Why Aren't Stalls Private? - 02.10.2006
Ask PoopReport: Cleaning The Plunger - 10.06.2005

Pooping Health

nothing makes me poop. what next? - 11.14.2008
Introducing PoopReport's New Poodiatrician - 08.05.2006

Shameless Shitting

The Shameless Shitting Manifesto - 08.26.2005
The Book Of The Shameless - 08.26.2005
Showboat Shitting: Turd Terrorism - 06.05.2002
Shameless Shitting Status - 05.14.2002
Shameless Shitting and Cross-stall Conversation - 01.24.2002
Shameless Shitters - 08.16.2001

Discussions

Thanksgiving Open Forum 2008 - 11.27.2008
Today Is 2008 The Summer Stoolstice - 06.21.2008
Another Year Passing... - 12.31.2007
Thanksgiving Weekend Open Forum - 11.23.2007
A Spoonful Of Oil? - 04.05.2007
The Yuletide Log: A Christmas Open Forum - 12.25.2006
Thanksgiving Open Forum - 11.23.2006
Turning To Turd Terrorism - 06.06.2006
The Power Of The Nose - 01.09.2006
PoopReport Open Forum (10/10/05) - 10.10.2005
PoopReporter of the Year 2005 - 12.20.2003
Responding To Critics - 04.01.2003

BMnewswire

Poop Culture: The Play? (Any PoopReporters in Louisiana?) - 11.13.2008
Seattle to close its public toilets (and why this is good for poopers everywhere) - 07.17.2008
It's not your Grandpa's Beijing bathroom - 06.24.2008
One giant leak for mankind - 05.29.2008
The 2 Girls 1 Cup defense: a scat producer goes on trial - 05.08.2008
Orange County's solution: ending the marriage of poop and water - 04.02.2008
Butt-print artist settles for a minor ass-load - 03.13.2008
"Poop is the Star" with Pet Butler's jingle contest - 03.04.2008
Is Finland keeping toilets safe? Or is big brother watching you poop? - 02.26.2008
Links roundup: follow the yellow-drip road - 01.21.2008
If you build it, they will go? Not in NYC's newest toilet. - 01.13.2008
Idaho's phantom pooper - 10.25.2007
Politicians in the toilet: this time, for a cause - 09.19.2007
Intelligent bathroom design: the Universal Toilet - 09.11.2007
Beware: the toilets are on the march! - 08.31.2007
The paradox of public bathrooms - 08.14.2007
Hot August blights: the seasonal rise of turd terrorism - 08.02.2007
Poop and the technology of the nanny state - 07.26.2007
Come journey down brown highways - 07.06.2007
Coming soon to Times Square: giant smiling butts - 06.27.2007
Butts steals toilet paper; media goes batshit - 06.12.2007
Aachi & Ssipak: the dystopian future of my utopian vision of poop - 06.07.2007
Stagnation in the sewers: what's stopping innovation in sewage treatment - 06.04.2007
Incontinent speeders rejoice: the bathroom excuse works - 05.22.2007
Surfing the brown wave - 05.16.2007
What can brown do for you? Apparently, friggin' everything. - 05.10.2007
The spirit of Duchamp at the Poop Culture release party - 05.06.2007
No behind left behind: can school bathrooms be fixed? - 05.04.2007
Scatologically Correct: my op-ed in the New York Times - 04.16.2007
Requiem for another NYC crapper - 04.10.2007
Asses to ashes: why can't farmers use our poop? - 04.04.2007
Composting toilets, the Bronx Zoo, and design that's disgusting - 03.11.2007
Pay-per-poo: in London, your urge will cost you - 02.28.2007
Into the brown: the filthy lucre edition - 02.26.2007
This weekend in Los Angeles: Bathroom Follies! - 02.15.2007
Which country uses the most toilet paper? (And which country swallows the most bullshit?) - 02.06.2007
Win the "ultimate john" from Rotorooter - 01.29.2007
Some links for brown traveling - 01.22.2007
The persecution of the butt print artist (updated) - 01.09.2007
Fear the crapper - 01.02.2007
The mainstream media discovers "Feces Navidad" - 12.22.2006
Here's to England's best porta-potties - 12.18.2006
Chinese public urinal get laughs... and not much else - 12.12.2006
Mystery of the three seashells solved! Kinda - 12.06.2006
A very big horse, a very big poop, and a very big scoop - 11.27.2006
Links for a brown holiday weekend - 11.22.2006
Providing dignity (and privacy) to Nigeria's poopers - 11.20.2006
The world desperately needs more toilets - 11.10.2006
Protecting Jacksonville from the slowest news day ever - 11.08.2006
Look what brown can do for you - 10.25.2006
Introducing the next generation of bathroom hand dryers - 10.03.2006
"Imagine never being thirsty for water." - 09.29.2006
The Great Austrian Dog Poop Census - 09.15.2006
What's been stewing in my inbox - 09.14.2006
Beijing protects itself from bathroom bombs - 09.05.2006
George is one of us - 08.31.2006
NYC loses its most infamous crapper - 08.29.2006
Airplane paranoia hits both liquids and solids - 08.23.2006
Maxim's twelve greatest video game toilets - 08.17.2006
Another reason to watch for falling feces - 08.15.2006
Into the brown: a few follow-ups - 08.14.2006
Into the brown: the Arnold edition - 08.09.2006
Toilet-to-tap: San Diego, water, and the babble of the ignorant masses - 08.02.2006
Going over the wall with Kimberley-Clark - 07.31.2006
Le Petomane: an exclusive clip for PoopReporters - 07.27.2006
Japan's high-tech toilets take their toll - 07.25.2006
At the Flushing subway stop, irony attacks - 07.20.2006
You, dear PoopReporter, are a valuable commodity - 07.17.2006
More news from the brown green front - 06.21.2006
As the world churns - 06.19.2006
The god of small things - 06.02.2006
Taxes, evictions, buckets and black paper - 05.31.2006
Bush and his solemn doodie - 05.25.2006
All stinks considered - 05.23.2006
The rising sun and the hidden moon - 05.15.2006
The next great poop medium: ringtones? - 05.12.2006
The epidemic of Shameful Pissing? - 05.10.2006
"Bad, Bad Bath": creating bathrooms that miss the point - 05.08.2006
Life and death in Long Island cesspools - 04.25.2006
The art world meets our world - 04.24.2006
Tragedy of the commodes: poor DungDaddy! - 04.05.2006
Renovations complete at NYC's greatest public bathroom - 04.04.2006
Make your way across the pooniverse - 03.30.2006
Celiac Disease: What you need to know - 03.22.2006
One PoopReporter's recipe for green poo - 03.20.2006
Off in the wild brown yonder... - 03.08.2006
The brown web roundup for February 15 - 02.15.2006
Dispatches from the brown - 02.01.2006
China stands and delivers - 01.24.2006
Around the brown world - 01.16.2006
What December brought to my inbox - 01.03.2006
Any PoopReporters in Lafayette, LA? The Cajundome needs your flushing prowess. - 12.20.2005
Liquid ASS needs our help - 12.01.2005
Back at work? Procrastinate here. - 11.28.2005
A moment of dignity for poop news - 11.21.2005
Michael Jackson? The bathroom? Big deal. - 11.14.2005
Toilet: The Novel wants to hire you - 11.09.2005
Remembering LBJ's logs, exploring penguin poop, and more - 10.26.2005
"No more public scatology," warns President Bush - 10.12.2005
Poop comic from Hi and Lois - 10.02.2005
Norwegian politiciain showers in shit - 09.30.2005
Is it cruel to make kids clean feces? - 09.30.2005
Great quotes coming out of the World Toilet Summit - 09.28.2005
An update from around the brown world - 09.23.2005
High prices at the gas tank; not so at the ass tank - 09.06.2005
The Red Bank HS poop attack - 08.24.2005
Diarrhea knows no borders - 08.22.2005
In the future you'll drink your pee - 08.01.2005
Poop stories from my mouth to your pod - 07.28.2005
The movement of Mr. Floatie - 07.26.2005
"Poop doesn't have to stink." - 07.20.2005
The wide, wide world of poop - 07.18.2005
Video exposé on the space toilet - 07.15.2005
The face in the outhouse hole - 07.11.2005
Tanzania considers making cheap toilet paper illegal - 07.07.2005
Toilet test or publicity stunt? - 07.06.2005
How much should a restroom cost? - 07.01.2005
Watch Laser Fart! - 06.29.2005
An exhaustive gallery of toilets in video games - 06.27.2005
Another bathroom Christ... can you see it? - 06.23.2005
We've got a Jesus in the bathroom! - 06.17.2005
Artistic urinals - 06.14.2005
The iToilet, step by step - 06.10.2005
"You're just gonna have to pee on the floor." - 06.09.2005
The Stained Apron and the Bathroom Monitor - 06.08.2005
You were in the toilet 7.34 minutes. You're fired! - 06.07.2005
$50 to poop on Ryan Seacrest's star - 05.31.2005
Pee Dude: nepotism works for Johnny Glow - 05.25.2005
Korans and toilets shouldn't mix - 05.17.2005
The Poo font - 05.09.2005
Explore the abandoned toilet factory... - 04.14.2005
You can pay $5 for what PoopReport provides for free. - 04.13.2005
An 80-year-old restroom burns - 04.12.2005
Where the wild things go - 04.06.2005
Shit for brains/dessert - 04.05.2005
PoopReport gets him the job. - 04.04.2005
Toilet as art: Kohler helps the rich poop better than us - 03.30.2005
Cameron Diaz talks poop philosophy - 03.28.2005
Closer to home: paper from buffalo poop - 03.23.2005
Dave Matthews' tour bus did, indeed, poop. - 03.10.2005
More poop links than any one man can handle - 02.28.2005
"PooP" on Atom Films - 02.22.2005
Toilet seat thief convicted - 02.16.2005
The Daily Download panned by moronic reporter - 02.14.2005
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog up for a Grammy - 02.12.2005
Super Bowl had all sorts of toilet problems - 02.11.2005
Enema addict killed by enema - 02.10.2005
Teaching math in the toilets - 02.08.2005
Vote for America's best bathroom - 02.03.2005
Is The Big Wiper really Dustin Hoffman? - 02.02.2005
Manure fire burns for three months - 02.01.2005
Dave on the Daily Download, and other fun stuff - 01.31.2005
Decorating poop with little American flags - 01.28.2005
E-mails that I like to see - 01.27.2005
Poop links, in pictures - 01.24.2005
The presidential outhouses - 01.21.2005
Taking a dump at work: the song - 01.18.2005
Cokeheads apparently snort off of toilets - 01.17.2005
The $5,000 poop-colored diamond - 01.14.2005
Geneva's $313,000 toilets - 01.12.2005
What to do with your best non-poop college story - 01.10.2005
A celebrity talks about PoopReport! Plus, some mail. - 01.09.2005
Don't mess with a person's toilet - 01.06.2005
UK government workers spent 17 years trying for softer toilet paper - 01.04.2005
Dave from PoopReport on the Daily Download - 01.02.2005
The news is slow. But the inbox is full. - 12.28.2004
Christmas poop links - 12.24.2004
The Daily Podcast: live poop reports from on the crapper - 12.15.2004
Turd terrorists are too predictable - 12.14.2004
Readers send links. I post them. You click them. - 12.06.2004
"Ed the Happy Clown" - 11.30.2004
Spectacular photos of the Tokyo sewers - 11.22.2004
That guy in your office bathroom... - 11.16.2004
Laughing, rocking, spraying water up your butt - 11.10.2004
Last chance to Doo the Dew... - 10.28.2004
The brown world outside these hallowed walls - 10.19.2004
The poop inbox doth overflow - 10.11.2004
Parking ticket sparks shrink's alleged turd terrorism - 10.11.2004
Pensacolans won't stop flushing, even as it flows down their street - 09.26.2004
Man pees. Security intervenes. Man argues. Security shoots. - 09.23.2004
A smattering of links. Plus: The Jizz Mopper - 09.22.2004
Produce recalled after fecal contamination - 09.21.2004
Blind people need to pick up dog poo, too - 09.20.2004
Innovative urinal ads reveal message when peed upon - 09.17.2004
TurdTV's first movie just plain rules. - 09.15.2004
Company creates fake human urine - 09.14.2004
The next innovation in bathroom paranoia: the portable toilet seat - 09.10.2004
Cleveland's rat-in-toilet problem - 09.09.2004
School toilets are horrible, says... oh, Kimberly-Clark. - 09.08.2004
Random links that fill my inbox - 09.07.2004
Judge dismisses toilet-clogging charges - 09.02.2004
Dutch toilet comments on users' actions - 09.01.2004
Latrines could save 4,000 kids a day - 08.30.2004
Britney barefoot in a public bathroom - 08.30.2004
Border guards charge teen with 'intentional toilet blockage'... is it the next Troy? - 08.26.2004
Dave Matthews Band being sued for sewage dumping incident - 08.25.2004
Poo people, desktop turds, giant toilets and more - 08.24.2004
The best way to sell colon cleanser... - 08.23.2004
The sweet, innocent girl and the Old Navy plop-block - 08.20.2004
Crapwoman - 08.18.2004
Too many colonoscopies! - 08.17.2004
Introducing the Toto Neorest - 08.16.2004
Man proves point by pooping at city hall. Every day. - 08.13.2004
iPoop: stink different - 08.12.2004
How do you extinguish burning manure? With non-burning manure. - 08.11.2004
Bus dumps sewage on tourist boat; some suspect Dave Matthews - 08.10.2004
Get your aquarium toilet tank - 08.09.2004
Troy Musil in jail... for burglary??? - 08.05.2004
Allen Iverson makes pooping history - 08.05.2004
The architecturally-significant outhouse - 08.04.2004
Beijing to experience "public toilet revolution" - 08.02.2004
The PoopReport mobile unit - 07.30.2004
That see-through outdoor Swiss toilet you've been hearing about? It's true. - 07.29.2004
The new restrooms under Times Square - 07.28.2004
Movie: a Shameful Shitter's worst nightmare - 07.27.2004
The DNC: 4 days. 1200 reporters. 20 toilets?!? - 07.26.2004
Five tips for cleaning your ass - 07.23.2004
Man nearly stabbed for taking too long in bathroom - 07.22.2004
The healthy benefits of intestinal worms - 07.21.2004
Smoking in the outhouse creates smoking outhouse-shaped crater - 07.19.2004
In the London Science Museum, poop will be power - 07.16.2004
Will Smith endorses wet wipes - 07.15.2004
In the future, doctors won't stick things up our asses - 07.14.2004
Bush vs. Kerry: whom do you wipe with? - 07.12.2004
Do we have any Alaskan PoopReporters? - 07.08.2004
More Doodieman from Doodie.com - 07.08.2004
Trashmen are for trash, not poop - 07.06.2004
New Beijing play contrasts evolution of society to that of the toilet - 07.01.2004
BBC reviews devices that let girls pee standing - 06.30.2004
Pennsylvania shitty-pants-tossing teen fined $5000?!?!? - 06.28.2004
The urinals come out only at night... - 06.24.2004
Teen to spend all next week in the bathroom - 06.23.2004
"I am the Phantom Shitter" - 06.21.2004
Bangkok transvestites get their own bathroom - 06.18.2004
Your last colonoscopy might have given you AIDS - 06.17.2004
A look at the privies of England - 06.16.2004
Two ladies' rooms for every men's? - 06.15.2004
Sphincter Records presents Live From Uranus - 06.14.2004
The first appearance of "poop" on the Internet - 06.11.2004
The $5,000 toilet - 06.10.2004
In rural China, poop is fuel - 06.09.2004
Poop movie titles from Grossnames.com - 06.07.2004
The media likes toilets, even when they're irrelevant - 06.03.2004
Shaming men into raising the toilet seat - 06.02.2004
Alcohol + crapped pants + poor disposal = bomb squad and terror response teams - 05.28.2004
Calculate how much you earn pooping at work - 05.27.2004
Kate Hudson to sing song about poop - 05.25.2004
Toilet cancer drive: fundraiser or extortion? - 05.24.2004
Generating electricity from poop - 05.20.2004
The new trend in kids' books: Poop Fiction - 05.18.2004
How to make a USB turd - 05.17.2004
Singapore to publish toilet maps for tourists - 05.16.2004
The Tapeworm - 05.13.2004
"Your dog will be shot if you do not pick up his dog shit." - 05.12.2004
Found on Amazon: Stop Eating Poop - 05.11.2004
Bush to shock pigeons so they don't poop - 05.10.2004
Transportation strike in Norway means no toilet paper - 05.06.2004
Another eBay poop: at 2 cents right now! Expires 2 PM EST! - 05.06.2004
Only six days to bid on your poop hemp bracelet - 05.05.2004
The 10 year anniversary of the low-flow law - 05.03.2004
Turd Ferguson and the Sausage Party - 04.29.2004
The toilet of the future will analyze your feces - 04.28.2004
A toilet breaks. You hurt your butt. Sue for $5 million? - 04.27.2004
The bathroom poetry archive - 04.26.2004
What is the military use of fake diarrhea? - 04.23.2004
Doodieman: The new full-length cartoon from Doodie.com - 04.20.2004
Meet the man that trains bathroom attendants - 04.15.2004
It was Sphincterine that brought down Stern! - 04.13.2004
In Finland, Spring is dog poop season - 04.08.2004
A whole ('nother) web site of poop stories - 04.07.2004
Keep your valuables safe in your skiddy underwear - 04.06.2004
The awful aftermath of Atkins - 04.02.2004
After controversy, "kisses" urinal gets popular - 04.01.2004
Has anyone been to a colonoscopy party? - 03.30.2004
The feces on your hands will glow. - 03.29.2004
Read the caption under this picture of Al Roker - 03.25.2004
Crapping in Japan: computer-generated visual aids - 03.24.2004
Splatfields vs. MuckCoys: the battle of the Pooper Scoopers - 03.23.2004
Virgin cancels its urinal plans - 03.22.2004
The most misogynist-iest urinal - 03.19.2004
Clean your cat and clean your toilet - 03.17.2004
Triumph causes a bit of a stink in Canada - 02.17.2004
New Orleans and its catastrophic lack of bathrooms - 02.17.2004
Studying the health of rain forests through insect feces - 02.16.2004
Ring of Fire: Not for Preparation H - 02.16.2004
Howard Dean discusses the merits of drinking urine - 02.12.2004
Japanese railways love lion poop - 02.12.2004
Denver deputy assaults inmate with toilet water - 02.10.2004
Inmate escapes using toilet paper gun - 02.10.2004
Buy damaged ButtArt cheap! - 02.09.2004
Chinese businessman wants Bush to sell his diapers - 02.09.2004
23 dogs, 3 cats and a chicken - 02.06.2004
Toilet floods woman's home with oil - 02.05.2004
British outdoor public toilet explodes (with pic!) - 02.05.2004
Man spending 1000 hours in an outhouse in protest - 02.04.2004
Send your support to the outhouse protester! - 02.04.2004
Bathroom woes in NYC schools - 01.30.2004
Bud Light's Real American Heroes - 01.29.2004
WOW: toilet saves house from fire! - 01.28.2004
Feces feeders get thirty years - 01.28.2004
Artificial sphincter controls incontinence. No more funny poop stories...? - 01.27.2004
Angry farmer shoves inspectors into poop pit - 01.27.2004
Crowd gathers daily to watch man sift through cow poop - 01.26.2004
PoopyD: the rapping poo. With video! - 01.22.2004
Despite SARS, Chinese are still drinking poop coffee - 01.22.2004
Pictures from the pooper scooper convention (say hi to King and Queen turd!) - 01.21.2004
Flat-D: the flatulence deodorizer - 01.21.2004
Human poop in your fertilizer. Oh yeah, and uranium. - 01.20.2004
Loving mother injects feces into her own kid - 01.20.2004
Wipe out Bush - 01.19.2004
Toilet seats smeared with acidic chemical - 01.19.2004
Sylvester Stallone's mom will read the future in your ass. Honestly. - 01.19.2004
This weekend in St. Louis: the pooper scoopers are gathering - 01.15.2004
Poop tales on Pathetic Geek Stories - 01.15.2004
China says no to hemerrhoid ads during dinner - 01.14.2004
A cake to go with your chocolate toilet seat - 01.14.2004
Inmate floods prison, causes $100k damage - 01.13.2004
Fart scenes in The Matrix - 01.13.2004
Chicago suburb hit by falling poop - 01.12.2004
Tom Ridge has gone insane: US bans in-flight bathroom queues - 01.09.2004
The Stool Fairy - 01.09.2004
MP3.com's #1 parody: The Lion Farts Tonight - 01.08.2004
Michael Jackson locked in "doo-doo"-filled prison - 01.08.2004
Poop humor on PrankCallCentral.com - 01.06.2004
Attention criminals: poop has DNA in it - 01.06.2004
Envirolet Composting Toilets - 01.05.2004
Scat or Snack? - 01.05.2004
Diamond in the roughage - 01.02.2004
Power from used adult diapers - 01.02.2004
Turd-based spy devices, courtesy the CIA - 12.30.2003
Holiday songs, from the asses of elves - 12.30.2003
Refrigerators causing rise in Crohn's Disease - 12.29.2003
Stay inside! Human waste gas cloud is on the way! - 12.29.2003
Cleaning 1000 tons of pigeon poop - 12.29.2003
Merry Christmas from ThreePly - 12.24.2003
Toxic urinal cakes in NYC firehouses - 12.23.2003
Santorum: our senator, the poop/lube mixture - 12.23.2003
Shitfuck followup - 12.22.2003
The highway is NOT a urinal - 12.22.2003
Spy camera catches errant pooper scoopers - 12.19.2003
Drinking sewer water in Singapore - 12.19.2003
One man's attempt to repair a toilet - 12.17.2003
Cat causes sewage spill, gets killed - 12.17.2003
Clean your bum with poop soap - 12.16.2003
Mathematical equation for poop size - 12.15.2003
Saddam: "How can I possibly go to the bathroom when my people are enslaved?" - 12.15.2003
Diarrhea makes you dumb - 12.11.2003
An interview with "Dr. Fart" - 12.11.2003
Play dress-up with Teed Off Turd - 12.09.2003
All panda lover needs is a toilet seat cover - 12.09.2003
Man dies trying to steal sewer service - 12.08.2003
Want a colonoscopy? Tough - 12.08.2003
London's see-through outdoor toilet - 12.05.2003
NYC pursues restroom equity - 12.05.2003
Surprised shoplifter drops his load - 12.04.2003
Plumbers love the day after Thanksgiving - 12.04.2003
Horses in diapers - 12.04.2003
Outhouses: Gems of American Architecture - 11.26.2003
Octopus found in toilet. Oh, no, wait... - 11.26.2003
Introducing the Champion: America's best low-flow toilet - 11.25.2003
Plumbers: win a free American Standard Champion toilet TODAY - 11.25.2003
68 years without eating, drinking or pooping - 11.25.2003
Raving about "butt foam" - 11.24.2003
Giving your cat an enema - 11.24.2003
Exploits of a restroom peeper - 11.21.2003
Malaysian city declares war on nasty toilets - 11.21.2003
Brief history of toilet paper - 11.20.2003
Toilet tank lids for sale - 11.20.2003
Celebrate World Toilet Day - 11.19.2003
Killer manhole sewer gasses - 11.19.2003
Gore to promote waterless urinals - 11.19.2003
The greenest brownest building in America - 11.17.2003
Home urinal growing popular in States, supposedly - 11.17.2003
Brallian prisoners escape through sewers - 11.17.2003
Sunday is World Poonity Day - 11.13.2003
The Charmin Potty Palooza - 11.12.2003
Philadelphian laments lack of public toilets - 11.11.2003
Neglected poop costs women $72k - 11.11.2003
Dancing, pooping babies - 11.11.2003
Does every kind of animal poop have a name? - 11.06.2003
Runs during the marathon - 11.06.2003
Trains disrupted by man with arm stuck in toilet - 11.05.2003
Video of toilet-trained cats - 11.04.2003
247 Filippinos nailed by diarrhea - 11.04.2003
MySweetPee -- now you can poo in it - 11.03.2003
Public pooping banned in LA - 11.03.2003
Happy Halloween: the Great Dumpkin - 10.31.2003
Happy Halloween: flaming poo bag - 10.31.2003
Student finds urine-soaked underwear drawer - 10.30.2003
Farting toy dog causes security alert - 10.30.2003
Peeing in the President's plane - 10.29.2003
Pee stunt gets Jackass asses arrested - 10.29.2003
Life on Butt Hole Road - 10.28.2003
Buried by your own sludge - 10.28.2003
Sanitation: a measure of poverty - 10.27.2003
Making toilet paper for other companies - 10.27.2003
See ButtArt created before your very eyes! - 10.24.2003
Feces alert for Asian beaches - 10.23.2003
Count Fartula: OMG LOL etc - 10.23.2003
Celebrate World Poonity Day - 10.21.2003
Second annual cow-pie bingo thingy - 10.21.2003
Interview with Dave from PoopReport - 10.20.2003
Farm field trip is lesson in nature - 10.20.2003
British TV star mugged for poop - 10.20.2003
Mystery ape feces being analyzed - 10.17.2003
New Zealand cancels fart tax - 10.17.2003
Doctor sews woman's anus shut - 10.16.2003
Toilet bowl surprise: it's a boy! - 10.16.2003
Bat feces closes auditorium - 10.14.2003
When your friend ODs, no ice-cube enema, OK? - 10.14.2003
Pigeon poop collapses roof - 10.08.2003
Shitesmeller - 10.08.2003
PoopOnAStick.net adds advice - 10.08.2003
Sheet Music -- musical TP - 10.07.2003
More poop falling from the skies - 10.06.2003
China bans hemorrhoid commercials - 10.06.2003
Dave Matthews-bound potty truck kills man - 10.06.2003
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog poops DIRECTLY on PoopReport! - 10.01.2003
The Fly Story - 10.01.2003
"Travellers" poop all over playground - 10.01.2003
Smith College installs artistic restrooms (good pics!) - 09.24.2003
Test your poop for colon cancer - 09.24.2003
A simple sign to ward off dog poop - 09.23.2003
Woman collected buckets of poop (with video) - 09.23.2003
LavNav: The toilet seat that lights up for you: - 09.21.2003
Nature's Platform spreads the word about squatting - 09.21.2003
House explodes with sewage - 09.19.2003
Mystery of falling poop: solved - 09.19.2003
The Interstate is Coming Through My Outhouse - 09.17.2003
History lesson: America's first TP shortage - 09.16.2003
Incredible X-ray of a poop in progress - 09.16.2003
World's largest dino dung found - 09.15.2003
The Pee Movie List - 09.15.2003
Poop on a Stick: poop products and services - 09.15.2003
"BoyShit: The Most Shitting Series of Web" - 09.11.2003
A collection of fecal tongs - 09.11.2003
Laxative brownies aren't so evil after all - 09.11.2003
Cook adds mouse droppings to cops' meal - 09.09.2003
First Brooklyn, now the Bronx: the smell of shit - 09.09.2003
Firecracker in the ass causes all sorts of damage. - 09.08.2003
The Farting Survey - 09.08.2003
Exploring the bathrooms of Disney - 09.05.2003
Triumph album due out in October! - 09.04.2003
Prison chili contaminated with crap - 09.04.2003
Swedish bank frowns on farting - 09.01.2003
Wiping when you can't... you know... reach - 09.01.2003
Abandonded theater becomes hobo toilet - 08.29.2003
A manure pit rescue claims 5 victims - 08.29.2003
The summer of sewery beaches - 08.28.2003
PETA blocks zoo entrance with manure - 08.28.2003
Way too many colonoscopy videos - 08.27.2003
Poop doesn't fall 110 floors - 08.27.2003
Malaysians fine those who don't flush - 08.20.2003
Doodie.com postcard - 08.20.2003
Blackout is now a greenish-brownout - 08.19.2003
Special healing water is special, indeed - 08.19.2003
INCREDIBLE: A picture of whale flatulence - 08.18.2003
What's that smell in the subway? Let's find out. - 08.18.2003
The ShowerToilet is already here! - 08.14.2003
Understanding German toilets - 08.13.2003
Flushing 627 toilets simultaneously - 08.12.2003
Argentine cashiers forced to wear diapers - 08.12.2003
Hey kids: watch out for raccoon poop! - 08.11.2003
Farm life brochure actually smells like manure - 08.11.2003
Burning sewage treatment plant makes Brooklyn stink - 08.08.2003
FDA: Olestra no longer causes trots - 08.08.2003
When good toilets go bad - 08.06.2003
Jack Black sells VaPOOrizer - 08.06.2003
Julius Caeser was killed because of diarrhea - 08.05.2003
In India, "Untouchables" get a bit of respect - 08.05.2003
Lynda Carter speaks out against IBS - 08.01.2003
Johnny-Light: bring some light into your toilet - 08.01.2003
Magic John bidets and Japanese toilets - 08.01.2003
New York gets public toilets... finally - 07.28.2003
New Buttprint art on eBay - 07.24.2003
Man moons jury upon conviction - 07.24.2003
Another interview with another pooper scooper - 07.23.2003
Indonesian conjoined twins given anus - 07.23.2003
Scientists make beans make fewer farts - 07.23.2003
Why do cows die on boats? Farting. - 07.22.2003
Whose Poopy Is It -- poop where you want - 07.22.2003
New Zealand mailmen sending poop - 07.22.2003
Katie Couric's colonoscopy starts new trend - 07.21.2003
Diarrhea protects against colon cancer - 07.21.2003
Garbage Pail Kids coming back - 07.21.2003
Missing python turns up in the end - 07.18.2003
Engagement ring returns from the brown grave - 07.18.2003
CrapMachine.com -- Build a Crap - 07.17.2003
Escaped monkey vandalizes toilet - 07.17.2003
Rudy gets the elephant dung treatment - 07.17.2003
Kimberly-Clark announces best office bathrooms - 07.16.2003
Flash movie: AstroMan and The Big Shit - 07.16.2003
Solar-powered portapotties - 07.16.2003
Japanese bathroom instructions - 07.09.2003
Singapore's first five-star toilet - 07.09.2003
50 years for throwing feces - 07.09.2003
Picknicking by the sewage plant - 07.08.2003
Strange Foreign Objects in Dog Feces - 07.08.2003
Analysis of the name "Turd" - 07.08.2003
Little Red Riding Hood - 07.01.2003
Woman has international toilet paper collection - 07.01.2003
Kids flush fish. Kids are dumb. - 07.01.2003
Summer job: catching cow poop before it hits the ground - 06.30.2003
The Virtual Toilet Paper Museum - 06.30.2003
Cars driving through sewage - 06.30.2003
Sewer worker killed by falling corpse - 06.27.2003
NZ farmers angry over flatulence tax - 06.27.2003
Fart fetish videos from Japan - 06.24.2003
Pooping pig causes discrimination suit - 06.24.2003
Posh club in tizzy over pool pooper - 06.24.2003
Profile of a butt-breathing turtle - 06.23.2003
Airline pays $5k for poo dropping - 06.23.2003
The bizarre rituals of the PA State Trooper - 06.23.2003
Boy breeds beetles in his body - 06.20.2003
Honestly... you don't want to click this. - 06.20.2003
Flushing a fish isn't like "Finding Nemo" - 06.16.2003
Burning airplane smell thought to be farts, ignored - 06.16.2003
Horrors! Riffraff using first-class bathrooms on planes - 06.16.2003
Poop litter ticket becomes felony - 06.13.2003
Your phone can ring with a fart - 06.10.2003
Go in the dark: glowing toilet seats - 06.10.2003
Girls poop - 06.09.2003
Schoolboy has to clean his own mess - 06.06.2003
Urine Control: the urinal game from MIT - 06.06.2003
Fart scenes from The Matrix - 06.06.2003
Statue of Wolverine pooping - 06.05.2003
The true adventures of Cap'n Poopie Pants (with pics!) - 06.05.2003
Summit on Mt. Everest about poop - 06.05.2003
Pigeon poop takes over town cupola - 06.04.2003
Donuts with laxatives? Not funny. - 06.04.2003
Mental exam ordered for poopin' defendant - 06.02.2003
Book with poop character may be banned - 06.02.2003
What bathroom rituals say about who we are - 06.02.2003
For sale: farts in a jar - 05.30.2003
Fecal Alcohol Syndrome from Collegestories.com - 05.30.2003
The splashproof urinal: can you say Oedipus?? - 05.30.2003
Students stopping toilets to close schools - 05.27.2003
Indonesian poop coffee may spread SARS - 05.27.2003
Texas man stole Columbia's toilet - 05.22.2003
The bathrooms of Paris get better - 05.22.2003
Turdwords.com: a new word every day - 05.21.2003
Full color colon scans - 05.20.2003
Koala bear poop earrings - 05.20.2003
Woman pays ticket with poop - 05.20.2003
Archive of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog - 05.19.2003
Some useful poop definitions - 05.19.2003
Into the bank through the sewer - 05.19.2003
Poop story from Mentally Incontinent - 05.15.2003
SARS prospers in poop - 05.15.2003
iLoo a hoax! Oh wait... no it's not. Oh wait... - 05.14.2003
Toilet training teddy bear - 05.14.2003
She only expected "a little poo..." - 05.14.2003
Asshole Award toilet paper - 05.12.2003
The iLoo -- the first internet-enabled public bathroom - 05.09.2003
Freaky Japanese sexy pooping statues - 05.09.2003
The power of panda poop - 05.09.2003
Toilet choices at a prison - 05.08.2003
Monsturd the movie - 05.08.2003
The Monthly Doos poop calendar - 05.07.2003
The Bidet Master - 05.07.2003
Looters snag Saddam's toilets - 05.06.2003
African stadium has facility problems - 05.05.2003
Lamenting cell phone toilet tragedies - 05.05.2003
Man fined for fight over airline toilet - 05.01.2003
The "next-generation" bidet (with great pic!) - 05.01.2003
Quake poop clan - 05.01.2003
Van Gogh, Picasso found in toilet - 04.30.2003
Boston Marathoners leave a trail - 04.30.2003
3D Japanese golden turd - 04.30.2003
Cops fart on unconscious woman - 04.29.2003
Uncle Sam Cereal: a natural laxative - 04.16.2003
The carbon fiber toilet seat - 04.14.2003
Toilet-flushing judge gets reprimanded - 04.14.2003
The Day My Butt Went Psycho - 04.11.2003
Don't toilet train too soon - 04.08.2003
Nastymation: flash cartoons - 04.08.2003
Internet-enabled toilet paper - 04.08.2003
Bathroom explodes during plumber's convention - 04.07.2003
Holiday poop soap - 04.07.2003
Findings of an Evolutionary Fecologist - 04.07.2003
Dung watches - 04.04.2003
TidyButt: the enema for the asshole in your life - 04.04.2003
Dave Shameless hits Mississippi - 04.04.2003
EPA's jurisdiction doesn't extend to backyard poop piles - 03.31.2003
Good news, Detroit: a new competition for colon cleansings - 03.31.2003
Owners of GirlsPooping.com arrested - 03.28.2003
Lion poop keeps deer off the tracks - 03.28.2003
Art. - 03.27.2003
Jocks charged in poop hazing - 03.26.2003
Cat traps man in bathroom - 03.26.2003
Turn of the century French flatulist - 03.24.2003
Flowgo greetings - 03.19.2003
Three die trying to get phone from latrine - 03.19.2003
Life through the eyes of a Shameful Shitter - 03.19.2003
Express knee-jerk anti-French political opinions with your butt - 03.15.2003
Tushyclean -- a new buttsink attachment - 03.12.2003
Constrict your anus 100 times to end depression - 03.12.2003
Cheap latrines could save millions - 03.10.2003
Poop art: a photo exhibit of toilets - 03.10.2003
Murdered wife flushed down toilet - 03.07.2003
The dog poo lifecycle - 03.05.2003
Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop - 03.05.2003
British soldiers rationed to six sheets of TP a day - 03.04.2003
Mr. Hankey Construction Set - 03.04.2003
Opera Baby: the flash movie - 02.28.2003
Infant Potty Training -- without diapers - 02.28.2003
How to fart at work without anyone knowing it - 02.28.2003
The Courtesy Wand -- lifting seats for you - 02.26.2003
Manhole covers are being stolen from China - 02.25.2003
The Trail of the Painted Potties - 02.25.2003
Interview with a poop scooper - 02.25.2003
Workers fight for their toilet rights - 02.24.2003
Fartin' -- and something more -- in the bathtub: a flash movie - 02.24.2003
How to crap in the woods: a tutorial - 02.24.2003
Frozen crap falling from the sky... again - 02.20.2003
Dave Shameless poops in four more state capitals - 02.18.2003
Bowel control tips - 02.14.2003
Send a turd - 02.14.2003
The Apple i-Toilet - 02.14.2003
Slow news day on the BBC: dog poop delays game - 02.11.2003
Diarrhea may prevent cancer - 02.11.2003
Wipe your ass with your ex-wife - 02.10.2003
How not to use a toothbrush - 02.10.2003
New Buttprint art for sale - 02.10.2003
People want their poop back - 02.06.2003
Poo-shaped chocolate - 02.06.2003
How to poop like a good Christian - 02.06.2003
Get to know Dutch toilets -- including "the shelf" - 02.05.2003
Cops smell urine, suspect meth lab - 01.30.2003
Coming soon: two more Walter The Farting Dog books - 01.30.2003
Ridiculous Ohio restroom surveillance case appealed - 01.30.2003
Jillian's fart diary - 01.29.2003
Save the environment with Seventh Generation - 01.29.2003
Create a fart - 01.24.2003
The Food : Fiber : Feces formula - 01.24.2003
Twisted intenstine killed Bee Gee star - 01.23.2003
BIB Kit -- home bowel irrigation - 01.22.2003
When good toilets go bad - 01.22.2003
Blowing ass in the attorney's office - 01.20.2003
More of the world's best bathrooms - 01.16.2003
Profile of Ohio bathroom up for design award - 01.16.2003
Fetus abandoned in cinema bathroom - 01.13.2003
Conference of professional pooper scoopers - 01.13.2003
Great moments in toilet paper history - 01.13.2003
Golfer misses vital putt because of duck crap - 01.10.2003
Inmate tries to flush arrest report down toilet - 01.10.2003
Terrorists will kill us all with diarrhea - 01.10.2003
Ben Stiller and Jack Black to make crappy movie - 01.09.2003
From the onion: celebrating Cryptosporidium Daze - 01.09.2003
EPA issues new rules on livestock waste - 01.08.2003
Radioactive seabird poop - 01.07.2003
Dave Shameless capital craps: new hits and misses - 01.06.2003
Fake health institutes, Tyra Banks, and Angel Soft - 01.06.2003
Unchi-kun -- Anime's Mr. Shit. - 01.06.2003
Toilet humor is good for you - 12.28.2002
The frighteningly loud flush - 12.23.2002
The toilets of Korea - 12.19.2002
Spanish poop cakes -- great pics - 12.19.2002
Former NFLer sues over jail bathroom fall - 12.18.2002
Child forced to eat feces - 12.18.2002
Celebrities to play with poo for our enjoyment - 12.12.2002
Poopisms - 12.12.2002
The Finnish Toilet Experience - 12.12.2002
Prostate exams: anal insertion just for the fun of it? - 12.11.2002
Virtual Dog Shit Creator - 12.11.2002
Man dies after fall into compost grinder - 12.10.2002
Junior terrorists training with laxatives!! - 12.10.2002
Monthly Doos: The 2003 dog poop calendar - 12.10.2002
A Zen lesson from PooperScooper - 12.09.2002
The quest to poop in every state capital - 12.09.2002
Recycling diapers - 12.09.2002
Experimenting with Olestra - 12.06.2002
The portable toilet: a self-adheisive plastic bag - 12.05.2002
It's healthier to squat when peeing - 12.04.2002
Chicken manure threatens water quality - 12.04.2002
Poop-tainted beef plant to reopen - 12.04.2002
Imodium's online advertising - 12.03.2002
How long does gum take to digest? - 12.03.2002
The Bathroom Habits Survey - 12.03.2002
Laughing at strangers' shit sounds - 12.02.2002
Do only mammals fart? - 11.27.2002
Sphincterine: from MintyAss - 11.25.2002
Adam Sandler poop shoot game - 11.22.2002
Stan Murmur: Butt-printing artist - 11.22.2002
No Doubt drummer suffers from "gig butt" - 11.21.2002
Filthy conditions: with video! - 11.21.2002
Putter-Piddle Poop 'N Putt - 11.21.2002
Man smothered to death in manure lagoon - 11.20.2002
The popularity of Peeball grows - 11.20.2002
Zoo poo labor dispute - 11.20.2002
Raw waste volcano in California - 11.18.2002
Salary timer -- how much are you earning on the crapper? - 11.15.2002
Cleaning the seat with the dishes - 11.15.2002
Ankle smacked over ferret feces - 11.14.2002
Pooch poop park proposed - 11.14.2002
Dave Barry praises PoopReport.com - 11.13.2002
Mr. Pooky's Gas Page - 11.13.2002
Rikki Rockett's Diary for a New America - 11.12.2002
Man's hand stuck in toilet - 11.12.2002
The Colossal Colon Tour - 11.11.2002
The Stool Fairy - 11.11.2002
The Best American Shit Stories 2002 - 11.08.2002
Murderer requests hemmerhoid cushion from the court - 11.08.2002
Time-Warner breaks sewage line, floods woman's home - 11.08.2002
Treat pancreatic cancer with a coffee enema - 11.07.2002
Alaskan outhouse where Sputnik was first seen - 11.07.2002
Ca-ca candy - 11.07.2002
Poop novelties on Stupid.com - 11.05.2002
In today's forecast: golden showers - 11.04.2002
"Johnny Walker Wisdom" costs man $215 - 11.04.2002
Weed as a constipation cure - 11.01.2002
Bathroom break creates traffic jam - 10.31.2002
The fabulous Flatulina - 10.31.2002
Britney Smears' poop shoot - 10.31.2002
Justice in the Green Bay Packer poop trial - 10.30.2002
Partying with the Okie Pokie - 10.28.2002
Woman pees in council office; politicians are happy - 10.24.2002
Don't make your students lick chocolate off a diaper - 10.24.2002
Gun falls into toilet, shoots woman - 10.22.2002
Collection of bathroom graffiti - 10.22.2002
The lovely smell of goat urine - 10.21.2002
Feces Pieces releases a new album - 10.18.2002
Horse falls into septic tank (with picture) - 10.17.2002
More on the Japanese toilet obsession - 10.17.2002
Another reason to hate SaveKaryn - 10.16.2002
Japanese toilet innovation: approaching bathroom Nirvana - 10.15.2002
Poop flash cartoon - 10.15.2002
Wipe out Saddam with toilet paper - 10.15.2002
A novel approach to toilet paper - 10.11.2002
Backyard sewage geyser - 10.11.2002
"Dunk The Crap" flash game - 10.11.2002
Thomas Crapper bathroom tissue - 10.08.2002
Health dangers of the public restroom - 10.08.2002
Barney Smith's Toilet Seat Art Museum - 10.07.2002
MintyAss - 10.07.2002
Elephant dung art: a hot new movement - 10.07.2002
Urinal cake cams - 09.20.2002
Update to pissing boy statue - 09.19.2002
Stump: regressive manure metal - 09.19.2002
The law requires you carry your dog poo bag - 09.18.2002
Crapper's Quarterly - 09.16.2002
New DVD from Rubber Gash - 09.16.2002
A comprehensive poop article -- stolen? - 09.13.2002
Feco-avian madness in Boulder - 09.13.2002
Jim Beam rescinds oppressive poop policy - 09.12.2002
Jimmy Fallon bathroom contest on the Onion - 09.11.2002
Poop talk on Sporting News Radio - 09.06.2002
Rate My Poo --- eccch - 09.05.2002
Toilet art exhibition - 09.05.2002
Plumbing World - 08.20.2002
Poop story from the days of old - 08.15.2002
PoopReport's 1,000,000th hit!! - 08.13.2002
A couple of relevant entries in the Darwin Awards - 08.12.2002
Water, shortages, and sewage - 08.12.2002
Poop stories from CollegeStories.com - 08.06.2002
Human waste shouldn't be fertilizer? - 08.05.2002
Random Randumb web show - 07.30.2002
PoopReport has been blocked in Saudi Arabia! - 07.23.2002
Death by (elephant) defecation - 07.23.2002
Toilet paper wins bad writing competition - 07.18.2002
The farting Fat Bastard doll - 07.17.2002
Recycled water becomes a reality - 07.17.2002
Dog eats money... you know what happens next - 07.17.2002
Thunder Flush and Thomas Crapper - 07.16.2002
Farts: the definitive explanation - 07.15.2002
Mingus and cat poop - 07.15.2002
The Lloyds - 07.15.2002
Sitting in a car until they crap - 07.12.2002
Follow up: apparently cow urine doesn't cure disease - 07.12.2002
Lion's droppings to keep cats away - 07.12.2002
Michigan Manure Resources Network - 07.12.2002
Lack of womens' toilets taking toll on Armed Forces - 07.11.2002
Mr. Poop-E-Head - 07.11.2002
Central Toilet - 07.11.2002
Packers fullback arrested for closet defecation - 07.09.2002
Poop-powered power plant - 07.08.2002
Profile of a pooper scooper - 07.03.2002
SF makes public excretion a crime - 07.03.2002
The Clean Bathroom Crusader - 07.02.2002
Kids in Nigeria get high on lizard dung - 07.02.2002
The Whizzinator: pass that drug test - 07.01.2002
New site: Everyone Enjoys a Poo - 07.01.2002
Presidential rectal probe: Bush goes sphincter spelunking - 06.28.2002
Drug to reverse opiod-induced constipation - 06.28.2002
Seventh Generation toilet paper - 06.28.2002
There's a turd in my back seat! - 06.27.2002
Bird shit as a sign of US sovereignty - 06.27.2002
Turd terrorism on the rise in Australia - 06.26.2002
Nuggets of wisdom from the Straight Dope - 06.25.2002
Cleaning up Rome - 06.24.2002
Bush loves feces, doesn't want to see it go - 06.24.2002
Bathroom graffiti 2.0 - 06.21.2002
Now, if only they could find a use for used toilet paper - 06.21.2002
Manure tea makes it all better - 06.20.2002
Tomorrow's meal is today's - 06.20.2002
I gave my cat an enema. - 06.20.2002
The Farting Evangelist - 06.19.2002
Horse craps in police station - 06.19.2002
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X-ray video of poop - 06.19.2002
Build your own outhouse - 06.19.2002
Poopisms: thoughts about poop - 06.18.2002
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Mothers Against Peeing Standing Up - 06.17.2002
The Japanese and their weird poop fetish - 06.17.2002
Voiding in the great void. - 06.14.2002
Indian Scientists Use Radiation to Cure Flatulence - 06.14.2002
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We're all pooping the wrong way. - 06.13.2002
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Cleanse your colon in the comfort of your own home. - 06.12.2002
Islamic bathroom rules - 06.12.2002
Inmate swallows contraband, gets it later - 06.11.2002
The toilets of the NYC subway - 06.11.2002
Your 1-stop shop for novelty toilet paper - 06.10.2002
PooPeter - 06.10.2002
What kind of poo are you? - 06.10.2002
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Waterless Urinal? - 06.05.2002
Fart detector - 06.05.2002
Boston Bathrooms - 06.05.2002
A great poop story - 06.04.2002
Peeing around Wrigley Field - 06.04.2002
From today's mailbag: - 06.03.2002
The Shit List - 06.03.2002
Rectal foreign bodies - 05.31.2002
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Terry Love Plumbing - 05.30.2002
Stick an ass on any page - 05.30.2002
Whats in your stomach? - 05.29.2002
New Book: The Intergalactic Bathroom Enlightenment Guide - 05.29.2002
Dancing poo - 05.28.2002
North Carolina Poop Counter - 05.23.2002
Poo and puke make science fun! - 05.22.2002
A nice poop site. - 05.22.2002
Sleeping on the can... on company time - 05.21.2002
Family's roof collapses under weight of pigeon droppings - 05.20.2002

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