Dumpster, outstanding contribution to Oklahoma. That's why Kansas is so windy, Nebraska blows and Oklahoma sucks.

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This was a very difficult poll to answer. I think it may stem from the fact that, like The Dumpster, everything makes me clutch my gut and run to the the nearest can like a sissy.

Fast Food makes for some big, sloppy, tear-inducing cable.

Mexican food almost always causes burning-hot-lava-sphincter.

Coffee wins for the most predictable and the quickest key to unlock my anal Schlage.

But fruit makes by far the most acrid, paint-peeling, match-book-consuming miasma of all of the choices.

I guess I love them all.

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