First, the patient's mental status was questionable. She didn't say much during the cleaning, but did moan a little just before she shat on me. At other times she was alert enough to ask for specific things, like her pain medications an ketchup. When I went back to her room after my shower she was asleep, but I'm pretty sure I noticed and evil smirk on her face.
As far as urban legends about things found in fat people's flesh, I'd heard them before (I remember one about a chihuahua) and didn't believe them myself until I was a CNA. This patient was a bit extreem but was not the only patient in whose folds I've found stuff. Most of it is just bread crums. Almost all people this big have some amount of mildew because they can never get entirely dry in there.
Oh, and the cheese was quite soft but not completely melted. It was probably a more recent addition to her collection.
By the way, nice to meet you Shit Monster. Maybe we're related!
Time For A Change
poopmonster (11) -- 01.27.2006
Let me answer some of your questions.
First, the patient's mental status was questionable. She didn't say much during the cleaning, but did moan a little just before she shat on me. At other times she was alert enough to ask for specific things, like her pain medications an ketchup. When I went back to her room after my shower she was asleep, but I'm pretty sure I noticed and evil smirk on her face.
As far as urban legends about things found in fat people's flesh, I'd heard them before (I remember one about a chihuahua) and didn't believe them myself until I was a CNA. This patient was a bit extreem but was not the only patient in whose folds I've found stuff. Most of it is just bread crums. Almost all people this big have some amount of mildew because they can never get entirely dry in there.
Oh, and the cheese was quite soft but not completely melted. It was probably a more recent addition to her collection.
By the way, nice to meet you Shit Monster. Maybe we're related!