This one time, i met this girl. But she wasnt an ordinary girl. She was an especially hot girl. Real hot. I simultaneously stabbed a hole in my pants and did something bad all over my immediate surroundings just by looking at her.
Anyhoo, she has a secret. She takes shits. OH! And not just normal shits, nasty, smelly, corn filled shits. They stink up one whole half of wherever she occupies, such as a house, apartment, school, stadium, etc.
Anyways, to recap: Big smelly turds, coming from her ass, as a result of food she has eaten. It might be hard for you to believe.
Ok, but seriously, stop being a fag. The next time i see you post something stupid, ill go beat my roommates cat. Which sadly is a lot of fun, and i dont even feel bad about it because he deserves way more beating than one person could give.
For Love
1337 poo (6) -- 05.18.2006
Hey CEP, i got a story for you.
This one time, i met this girl. But she wasnt an ordinary girl. She was an especially hot girl. Real hot. I simultaneously stabbed a hole in my pants and did something bad all over my immediate surroundings just by looking at her.
Anyhoo, she has a secret. She takes shits. OH! And not just normal shits, nasty, smelly, corn filled shits. They stink up one whole half of wherever she occupies, such as a house, apartment, school, stadium, etc.
Anyways, to recap: Big smelly turds, coming from her ass, as a result of food she has eaten. It might be hard for you to believe.
Ok, but seriously, stop being a fag. The next time i see you post something stupid, ill go beat my roommates cat. Which sadly is a lot of fun, and i dont even feel bad about it because he deserves way more beating than one person could give.
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