"YES HE HAS TO LIVE WITH YOU."

What's so bad about living with me? I give incredible poop stories. Besides, I wiped his fucking diarrhea ass. I'd say I'm a pretty great woman to have around if I do say so myself.

"YOU ARE DISGUSTING. I AM A 43 YEAR OLD MAN WHO HAS BEEN WITH ALOT OF REALLY GROSS WOMEN AND I DON'T RECALL ANY OF THEM EVER SUCKING DOWN MASSIVE QUANITIES OF SLIM JIM FOR BREAKFAST AND ENJOYING THE GAS AFTER EFFECTS."

Six Slim Jims isn't a massive quantity. Believe me. I've seen a lot worse. And I am not talking about your "stories." You've done shit that is MUCH more disgusting than I ever have. Why the double standard? Also, it wasn't gas that was smelling like Slim Jim. It was the shit itself. So if you're going to criticize, get it straight.

"I'VE BEEN HERE FOR ALMOST 6 YEARS. I REFUSE TO LET SOME NEWBIE GIVE ME A "TIP"."

Actually, you'd be surprised at how long I've really been here. You have no idea.

I have tried to be nice to you. You have no reason to be so nasty to me. How "your wife" (you never refer to her by name I notice) can live with you is beyond me.

My Pink Button, you are by far one of the most courageous people to ever have existed. I am convinced of this after reading this story. I actually wept while reading it. I have IBS, and your story makes me realize that I am LUCKY! People who don't have anything like Crohn's or IBS rarely realize how fortunate they are to go through life being able to eat without suffering.

And I'm disappointed to see so many people bitch about how "gross" this is - imagine having to live with it, you assholes! It's people like you who make people with bowel disorders ashamed and embarrassed when it is not our fault.

Thank you, MPB, for bringing this condition to light. It it because of you, and people like you, who make it better for people with bowel conditions.