dude, its is not possible for these fat oprah watching woman to wipe their ass. Most people still miss chunks of shit and walk around with shit on their ass all day. A fat woman cant even reach around all the way, and there must be alot of cheek in the way. chalk this up the the how do fat people have sex question. I see a big woman and think, she must have crap still on her ass. that is damn nasty

amazing, some people like you cant poop at all.. people like me are turd terrorists and can poop anywhere. I mean on anything at any time. I should give me you some of my turd powers. You can marvel at my ability to drop a turd in a doorway or on a sink basin. I will tell you the secret to turd powers. YOu have to not like the cleaning crew. you must feel like you can drop the biggest turds on earth. you have the stinkiest crap on earth and no man can mess with that power. you are the man, now go out and drop a bomb on the baby changing pullout and shut it for a father to find. ;)

you need a new one... put your ass cheeks against the wall and let er rip... ;) fire a huge turd at the wall and watch it fall down.. if its a big enough turd, the shit will get in the grout between the tile and cause a huge mess. you can also sit on ur butt on the the floor and then rock a turd. Its messy, but funny to see the mess.