He isn't gone. He's still speechless from reading this fine pooetry.

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"Rectum hell, killed em' both." Author Unknown

Dumpster, there are so many. I could be here forever.1) Since some people's bowels produce methane, a highly inflammable gas, it could lead to the farter being charged with arson, yes, "arse"on. 2) There are some people with unexplained chemical sensitivities and allergies who after being exposed to the flatus of a person who had ingested a lot of a particular allergen could go into anaphylactic shock and die. The farter would be charged with "ass-phyxiation." 3)Then there are always the vehicular accidents that occur due to a)vision loss from eyes watering post flatus incident. b) Uncontollable coughing due to sudden asthma attack brought on by a particularly smelly one can lead to hyperventilation and subsequent loss of consciousness.

Send not to know for whom the bung tolls. It tolls for thee.

I have a friend whose daughter REFUSES to use the bathroom at school. She has a phobia of public bathrooms. By the age of 10 she could hold it through the school day but the second she got into the car she would cry "hurry hurry" I picked her up a few times from school and she pissed/shit herself before she got to the toilet. Two years later this child (not my child remember) has her period and won't go in there to change her pad. Point of story is if you think it goes away on its own it doesn't. Get medical help now be it psychological or medical. My friend's daughter has no friends at all because she smells so bad and has to wear all these jackets and sweat shirts around her waist to cover up her various spills. I feel terrible for the child and her parents but being only a friend I can do little more than offer suggestions.

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"Those who write on shithouse walls, roll their shit into little balls. Those who read their words of wit, eat those little balls of shit." Author Unknown