Every word in my stories are absolutely true, "Brandon". Not so much as an exaggeration. (Unfortunately- this policy of truthfulness, means I have very few stories to share- I'll be posting one more...and then it'll be nothing but fart stories). I can't even fathom why anyone would think my stories are fake! Some of the stories on here are a little incredulous- and even some of them may really be true- but my lame, anti-climatic stories? Sheesh, gimme a break- if I were gonna lie, I'd at least use the opportunity to garner some real HAW_HAW laughs, and make myself look good.
And you are the first person I've seen accusing Daphne of the fictional shits! If you'll notice, her stories are more in accord with fine literature, than with what one would find on a poop website- but then again, I don't think you'd recognize fine literature if it bit your ass while you were wiping with it.