like a soda can you say?

light a match! on second thought...

Poop to The Future: Crappin Time!

yep, vampires always have bloody stools

stepped in shit... Not canine? revolting.

eternal question: will i make it?

winter night, cold throne, life sucks.

brown poop, white underwear? fabulous marketing

the rumpus room? never the same

extended stay, extended smell, entropy increases.

enemy at the gates, defenses breached.

cultivation, fermentation, consumption, digestion, desecration, humiliation.

Imminent danger looms, walk don't run.

Fire torpedo one! The U-boat sinks.

turd terrorism is never justified. and turd terorists should never be negotiated with. true turd terrorism is like the name implies, it's terrorism which means that someone is using terror to get what they want. now, at school we had a housget shit all over one of our bathrooms drunk, didn't help to clean it up or anything, so the next time he came over and passed out a log descended from another made it's way onto his chest. i don't consider that turd terorism, i consider that turd justice. however if we'd done that unprovoked that would have been totally rediculous and uncalled for.