I have a bubble butt but my boyfriend is always tryin to stick his peepee in my poop. What should I do?

I've always been really into swallowing people's farts. Once a guy who farted in my mouth accidentally let a Brown Boy loose on accident and I've been hooked ever since. But now I'm starting to get self-concious about my breath. What can I do?

I like to poop in my pants, alot. In public too. It feels so good when it comes out, warm and gushy. nasty

itmakes me want to shit my self again just thinking about it. oops already did. Hehehehe