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Intellectual Crap

The Wrong Kind Of Block Party - 02.26.2009
Poop Culture: A Review - 05.04.2007
The Extremes Of Excretion - 03.21.2007
Fecal Figures Of Speech - 02.02.2007
The Shameless Times of Life - 01.19.2007
Poop Culture vs. Food Culture - 01.11.2007
Toilet Tells - 10.19.2006
Putting The "Poop" In PoopReport - 04.11.2006
The Noble Quest of Mr. Floatie - 11.01.2005
Young Poopers Sell; Adult Poopers Repel? - 09.28.2005
The Silver Screen Is Getting Browner: An Analysis Of Poop In Film - 02.14.2005
The Disc Jockey's Constipated Wife's Tale: A Poop Report in Classic Form - 01.27.2005
Death On The Throne: The Passing Of Elvis Presley - 08.15.2004
On The Prospect Of Deja Poo (and pee) - 05.26.2004
Oneupsmanshit: For Guys Only? - 11.21.2003
The Sociological Ramifications Of A Flying Pooping Baby - 07.22.2003
In Search Of A S(h)itcom - 06.30.2003

Stories About Poop

The Foul And The Fragrant - 10.08.2007
The Wizard Of Ewws - 06.29.2007
Beware Girls Bearing Gifts - 11.03.2006
Officers' Mess - 08.18.2006
When Bowels Want To Go Home - 03.02.2006
My Only Public Poop - 02.01.2006
Man In The Can - 01.13.2006
My Ass Comes Of Age - 08.02.2005
Releasing My Inner Child - 05.15.2005
The Off-White Badge Of Courage - 01.14.2005
Saying No - 11.18.2004
Go, Team, Go! - 09.08.2004
Feces, Fiber and Fads - 04.05.2004
He Died On The Pot - 02.23.2004
On The Phone, On The Throne - 02.16.2004
The Housewarmer - 12.23.2003
Mexico Shitty - 11.07.2003
Shameless In Saigon - 10.29.2003
The Wedding Sphincter - 10.07.2003
DMV BM - 09.22.2003
A Tragic Commode - 08.20.2003
Crap Trap - 08.05.2003
Hangin' Tough - 05.28.2003
The Bathroom At The Hotel Roosevelt - 05.13.2003

Consumer Reports

BBC America's "You Are What You Eat" - 01.08.2009
The Perils Of Pluto Water - 08.24.2007
Cranberries And Prunes: A Lesson In Continence - 05.23.2007
Building The Ultimate Bathroom - 07.12.2006
Splenda vs. Tofu: The Battle For Solidity - 03.29.2005
Something Soy Wrong - 01.19.2005
Dirty Dining - 10.27.2004
The Ass Ceiling: Gender And Bathroom Attendants - 05.03.2004

Fun With Feces

The Do-It-Yourself Poop Story - 06.09.2003

Poop at the Office

The Poops Of The Prosperous Man - 09.15.2005
AM, FM, and BM: The Art Of On-Air Pooping - 03.11.2005
Me And My Cameraman - 10.24.2004
A Tale Of Two Shitties - 09.21.2004
Open Door Policy - 03.25.2003

Techniques

The Telltale Finger - 07.24.2007
The Lav Of My Life: The Big Wiper's High School Bathroom - 07.21.2005
Bathroom Guarding - 12.28.2004
Manual Disimpaction - 11.04.2004
The Shit Of My Career - 07.21.2004
Wiping B.C. (Before Charmin) - 06.23.2004
Clothes Encounters Of The Turd Kind - 03.18.2004
Splat Race: Tales Of A Competitive Eater - 01.13.2004
My Shameless Family - 04.21.2003
In Defense Of Open Stalls - 03.13.2003

Travel Logs

Up In My Tiny German Attic - 08.01.2006
The Toilet Paper Rule Of Decatur, Alabama - 10.03.2004
Oui Oui And Poo Poo - 08.23.2004

Ask PoopReport

Ask PoopReport: A Urinal In Your Home? - 03.15.2006

Shameless Shitting

Shameful Shitters' Anonymous - 10.25.2005

Discussions

A Trio Of Travel Issues - 12.08.2004

BMnewswire

An obituary for Mr. Whipple - 11.21.2007
A passenger, a pilot, and pee in a barf bag - 03.22.2007
The urinals women love to hate (even though they'll never use them) - 02.20.2007
Home urinals that push the limits - 02.01.2007
Is Madison Avenue becoming less shit-so-phrenic? - 02.28.2006
Decatur turd terrorist remains at large - 02.02.2006
The Great Cajundome Flushout - 12.28.2005

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