This sap took a crap then he fanned it
To share all his smell with the planet
So I took one, too
With smellier poo
He fainted face-down like I planned it

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~Happiness is a warm squirt (and a puppy)~

There are so many words about poo,
Shit, shat, shite are the names of a few.
Then there's turd, crap, and dung
And more praises are sung
With names like BM, dump, and doo doo!

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~Happiness is a warm squirt (and a puppy)~