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I am a proud sodomite!!!

the tampon was to stop the sharts!!!! damn....you guys are not extreme enough in your pursuit of the holy grail of fart gas....the pallid concoctions i have thus read stand in meek submission to the burning, ghastly, gut wrenching stenches that i can create!!!
i shall do something much worse this weekend!!!
i am researching on how to create mercaptan and indole within my intestines...these stenches, with the added sulphur, from @ books of match heads, should be devastating!!!

i am headed to the store soon:)

i may need an adult diaper for this one.