You know...this shit always cracks me up. Nothing ever pleases anyone! First, it's, "We're tired of fake stories." then it's, "We're tired of stupid stories." and now, "We're tired of real stories"????
Doniker, I'm glad you've decided not to burden us with your lame ass boring stories any further, and I understand wanting to read an exciting, interesting story, but not every story is gonna be a gem! Granted, this is not one of TBW's best stories, but it is by far not the worst!
And speaking of "making something out of nothing" as you put it, TBW made a story that could have been summed up in a few sentences into a pretty enjoyable read due to his masterful way with the english language and humorous descriptions.
If anyone is "making something out of nothing" it seems to me that it's YOU! Your comment was pointless, rude (though I usually expect that from you) and had no relevance besides you feeling like you just had to write something, but really had nothing to say.
Who gives a fuck why you stopped submitting stories?! Maybe it's jealosy that you can not take a simple poop story and turn it into something more than drunken, mispelled scribbles that don't qualify as sentences. I know all about just how much editing Dave has to apply to YOUR stories.
Lastly, why the hell are you so interested about TBW's "nekkidness"? Are you hoping for a visual you can jack off to? Do you wish it was you who woke up next to him...also nekkid? (pretty sure TBW would object to that!)
I usually take Donikers comments in stride, but just like that annoying fly that buzzes around your head, it eventually needs to be swatted.
Doniker makes me laugh. He's so critical. I think we should rename him "Inspector 12".
I think TBW's idea of a "Mad Libs" kinda poop report is kinda funny. Dave must of thought so or he wouldn't have posted it! Why is Doniker so upset with it? I mean, this site is (to me) to entertain, inform and have fun. We're not turning in school book reports! I think sometimes people take themselves a little too serious here. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT POOP!!
I'm not ripping on Doniker. I've seen other replies like his. I just don't get how people react to certain things here on PR. I think the comments are funnier than the stories sometimes!
And kudos to TBW for taking a shot to the jaw and turning the other cheek. You could have retaliated in the same tone used by Doniker, but instead took the high road. I think that's commendable and deserves some respect (even from the almighty Doniker).
I usually only leave comments when I strongly feel a certain way about something. I felt this needed to be said...no offense D.
Man, this is almost as bad as Dave's Colostomy Bag! Why all these brilliant comments after my comic?! I guess
I attract the nutjobs.