In this case, two wrongs make a right.

I'm gonna bet lamed, but...
Wow. I give my opinion and get blasted? Sorry for teling the truth.

Woudl you prefer...
Wow, Dungdaddy. That was great. Sorry, am I licking too hard? Don't like getting people's opinions? Don't post your shit on the internet!

Shit your pants stories are old, and this is no exception. Sure, you shat your pants. Hoo da da.
You could have embellished a bit, adding some interesting stuff. Further more, I don't like your writing style. Don't put the times in your stories. It read like an episode of the X Files. Maybe indicate the time some way else, more like a narrative story.