Folks there is nothing more despicable than a peeping voyeur. Why anyone would prey on a ladies bathroom is beyond me. You know what though I think we should go with it. They want to watch okay LETS GET NUTS then. Pick the pooiest girl in the office and the night before have her LOAD UP on a diet of cabbage garlic baked beans some macaroni and cheese and some other stinky gassy food. The next day when she goes to take a blistering dump the nuclear fallout from the initial blast should keep this curmudgeon away for good. Im talking the kind of dump that makes you want to clear the area. _______ The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!
Me and a friend of mine will call each other while taking a crap sometimes and we will pretend to plan murders while talking on the phone. Its hilarious to see how quickly all conversation stops and people try to eavesdrop on our conversations. Then at some point he will ask if I have him on speaker phone i exclaim OH SHIT I DO I WILL CALL YOU BACK LATER. I then finish my business and exit the stall most of the time to find the bathroom has completely emptied out LOL. _______ The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!
Mr. Speaker it is with great pride that I cast my vote for Motherload. Her professionalism is something that should NOT be taken lightly I have seen the way she helps others with kindness and patience. I think it is high time we recognize the women crappers in our lives. These female shitters both shameless and shameful have gone unrecognized for far too long. Mother load is not only professional she is also a classy lady and deserves praise much more than what I can bring here. I can not leave here today also without recognizing Assblaster. What genius inventing the polling system that she has. This ingenuity should also be recognized at this time. And of course, Bunga Din you are prolific to say the least but I feel this year please let us recognize the females in our lives. I would be proud to take a massive thunderous crap for any one of these three fine people! God Bless America! God Bless Poop Report! _______ The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!
Folks there is nothing more despicable than a peeping voyeur. Why anyone would prey on a ladies bathroom is beyond me. You know what though I think we should go with it. They want to watch okay LETS GET NUTS then. Pick the pooiest girl in the office and the night before have her LOAD UP on a diet of cabbage garlic baked beans some macaroni and cheese and some other stinky gassy food. The next day when she goes to take a blistering dump the nuclear fallout from the initial blast should keep this curmudgeon away for good. Im talking the kind of dump that makes you want to clear the area.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!