Dr. Phil
12 Psycho Court
Fort Worth, Texas

Dear Kenny,

Your psychotrophic medication has arrived from Bangladesh and we recommend you keep taking the suppositories. This should help with your split personality and shitting fixations. The Mayo clinic called, and they will admit you if you will submit a 4 inch tube of shit.
Sincerely,
Kobi Hasmeet, Nigeria, 42k3k32

Everyone is right. And wrong.

YES, the article was judgemental and critical
YES the article was funny and perceptive
YES for "stories" to be funny, they also need to be edgy and sometimes hypercritical.
YES we all look at people in public and "critique" the way they look, etc.

Doniker seems to have an aversion to people who "jump" on other people, which i can respect.

Then again, the entire nature of this forum is about being totally honest, and especially anonymous.

So while I respect someone who defends both putt putt and fat people, I have to side with the author. He wrote the article entirely within his own selfish perspective:

-having to wait on a buncha fatties
-wondering why a new mom would be out like that
-not liking to see people get ridiculous out of shape.

You're a sick pervert.

Felicia was a promiscuous slut. Young dumb and full of come. She had this skankee way about her. Very unfeminine. A Hooters-girl who took pride in her prostitution. Her long stiff hair always reeked of dildo.

I'm not married, but this story is an affront to everything I believe marriage SHOULD be.

Don't you keep an air of respect and privacy in at least a FEW areas of your life when you get married?

I cannot imagine telling my romantic partner about orange shit coming out of my ass. Much less asking her to "look it up" on the net.

Dude, you may not know it, but you are faltering toward the below 50 percent interest level and she has already started looking at other men.

Thanks for writing that story, Rosie O'Donnell. Quite frankly, it exlains a lot of things, and I'm sure Dr. Phil could fit you in his tight schedule.

Unfortunately, your decision to sublimate your feelings about poop to the human vagina and licking it on a daily basis will lead to neurosis and producing a series of deeply troubled serial killers when your kids finally get out of reform school.

Tell Kelly I said hi ---by the way, Drano cures yeast infectionz
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Your Baby Ate My Dingo

Doniker,
Kudos to you for attempting to reconnect over the Holidays with someone who has made a lot of bad life decisions. But the agreement to eat dinner in that rat-hole was truly Mother Theresa-esque.

I would have slurped down some quick KFC before showing up at the door, and brought my own bottle of water so that you didnt have to catch anything from filthy unwashed glasses in that place.

Barbara's "five kids with four guys" scenario seems to be the norm these days. Watching Dr. Phil yesterday, this skank is telling Dr. Phil that she had the right to have an affair because her husband was overprotective. And the audience was AGREEING-while the henpecked spurned husband sat there being heckled. So nothing surprises me anymore.

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Your Baby Ate My Dingo

What's scary is the "small midwestern town full of pregnant teenagers" bit instead of the poop story. Shouldn't that be an oxymoron--kind of like "vast right wing conspiracy" ??

I thought illegitimacy breakouts were strictly inner city problems, but now it looks like the farmgirls have figured out how to download Da' Wigga's and get Social Services to pay for it. Or did a busload of New Orleans Welfare Skanks come to roost in your town ??
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Your Baby Ate My Dingo