Sorry (I ate cabbage)

Imagine being the guy who receives the texts all the time. Your at a party, someone asks, "So, what do you do?"

"I open the doors for the highway crappers."

"I've seen your work, excellent really, truly outstanding."

Promotion-time: "Mr. Finn, you really deserve this bonus, let me tell you no one, and I mean no one opens shitter doors better than you!"

Pitching to Investors: "We feel this technology represents a great synergy, a true paradigm shift in the practice of shit-house door services."

This doesn't seem safe to me. If you have a special toilet for the child its one thing, but a toilet seat is actually quite dangerous for an infant who slips out of yuppie mommy's hands because she has to answer her cell phone. The potential for neck and spinal column damage from the infant falling through the toilet seat should be a primary concern.