I am the fiance! I just thought he looked so cute and embarrassed (bare assed) standing there after his accidental passing of wind (big and stinky). He had a nice butt and legs, too, so that didn't hurt! I've always thought that farts and poop were funny, so this was a memorable evening. He does poop really HUGE turds and he often lets me watch!

Yes, I think they tipped me about $150. Now the lady I farted on is my fiance! I still fart and poop for her and her friends every couple of months or so. I'll share more poop stories later.

I am a male stripper,27 yrs. old, 6 ft. and 180 pounds. I perform usually at private functions including birthday parties. I have had some interesting experiences but one in particular stands out in my mind. I was performing at a batchelorete party and had been constipated for several days. I'm usually quite regular and eat a high fiber diet, so my bowel movements are very large. I was performing a lap dance for one of the bridesmaids. I was clad in the skimpiest of g-strings and my buns were just inches from her face when I accidentally let out a HUGE fart! I felt terrible, but she was a good sport about it and all the ladies got a good laugh from it. But now my bowels were starting to rumble and I really had to shit. I knew that I would never make it to the bathroom, so I grabbed a large empty bowl from the table. I said that I was constipated and I couldn't hold it anymore. I squatted over the bowl, rippin 4 or 5 large farts. An enormous turd exited my rectum and landed in the bowl with a wet plop. It curled around the bottom of the bowl. the pungent smell of my feces and farts filled the room. Several more large farts followed and then another turd, this one much bigger around but shorter. I topped it off with acouple of really huge farts and a load of wet and messy shit. In all, there was at least 3 feet of shit and at least 3 pounds in weight. The ladies were all impressed and enjoyed my spontaneous performance.