finger in my butt please just shoot me

the teacher should have been fired i assure you if he had to shit he'd left fucking jerk!

this boy should not have been grounded he should have been rewarded i would say he father was actually very proud of him but had to do something because his mom was so pissed i don't think i could have kept a staighrt face if i was this kids dad i know i would have laughed so hard i would have had to pull the car over just so i didn't dirve in the ditch

someone else can deal with it i hate cooking anyway

mine is not on her i would say anything buy mike bolton that would have to make shit so fast exlax couldn't compete

i never run out i buy shit paper buy the transport load

low flush toilet i hate those things if you can't give a proper burial to your boneless brown trout it's very heart wrenching i am not advocating a 21 flush salute but come on lets be real

pubic hair what the fuck did someone have a gardner come in while they were pissing and trim there hair into some ornamental shape like a hedge

at home buy the time the night is over i sure as hell don't need to be reminded of what i have done buy leaving a bowl of soup in some places loaf hole and then having not go down for some god forsaken reason

fake the pee i hate shitting in large crappers with an unknown crowd not that i am shameless it's the fact you never know what is in store for you with that many people my luck the guy in the stall next to me would have an accident and end up drydocking a chocolate banana on my boots

This was a hard one i was going to vote for the once or twice a year but i took the occasional mistake but when it happens and it has its a big mess. i mean i am playing with a loaded gun constantly mixing modelo , corona and jim beam in no specific order and them eating all kinds of shitty fried food