Let this be a lesson for everyone-
never stick an eye in your mouth.

Motherload, will you top the cookies with candies that look like the little white worm things?

Molecule of dis-stink-tion.

No it's not Spermdamnit, I think his name is Samdamnit? Anyway, my fantasies of you will run wild this weekend my friend.

__I've had a secret crush on C Everette Poop for sometime now. Any guy would be lucky to have him.

This morning, mine spelled out "Happy Birthday Dave".

To get back on track, I voted for-it's the last part of me I wash.
As for Star Jones, Why is she just wearing slips in both pictures? Her name is just as dumb as Juice Newton.

This past week? or so.. I've logged on once or twice and found that I keep getting the lame tags.. deserving, yes some of them.
I've read a lot worse that hasn't been lamed.
Anyway, I've bought a lot of things from the "poutique" to support PR, also 3 copies of Poop Culture as preasents for people. (several T-shirts)...
after those lame tags, (some deserved) but not all, I've seen a lot worse...
I'm not going to buy another damn thing.

I KNOW why I'm telling all of YOU this. I don't like to be disparaged. Great pleasure to "log out" this time.

mystery250, just "talk" to bilgepump and everything will be fine.

Has the Flying W ever heard of the word prolapse?

I'm tired of this thread too, GGG. After the hundreds of posts, remedy suggestions...
No one seems to read them. Time for them to just try a blowtorch.

AC 9.17.2007, You said that you work out a lot so maybe more bridge exercises would help. Go to ShapeFit.com and type in Lying Butt Bridge. It couldn't hurt.
Feto D. -9.16.07 Someone is just jealous? Of what?

Ham, did you ever register for the Forums? That's a compliment. (beyond my 5%). None of them have asked me to join the Forums.

Big Wiper, I don't know why I'm telling you this but I was born in Huntsville.

I had a significant other years ago, and we used to never go in front of each other. One year he got very ill and was in bed most of the time, that's when I had to "help him go" and clean him up. He was a trooper up until the bitter end.

Fudgepump, you go jump into a bog. The post I made to you the other day on one of the polls (does your anus hurt after you poop), well, I take it back.

GGG you are so wrong sometimes. Are you kidding? You know my "orientation"_It is a very big stigma. Also I apologise to C Everette.

_Sorry GGG, I can't explain the point of my post. You have the power, I have the stigma.______

_Hammy, great story! Sorry to say that I'm cursed to be a shameful shitter forever. C. Everett, have you ever dressed up like a man?______

_GGG you are awsome! I'm leaving this alone too, need to go get some ingredients to make your cream corn recipe.______
Press on warts, who would buy those? -Well, hags mostly.

_Artful Dodger, picnic basket? Sounds good to me.
Anyway, not all of us are "fem" like I think you mean- (a homo "nancing" around in the woods with a basket) Also, I'm allowed to use the word homo because I am one, and I'll have you know (wise one) I can beat the crap out of most people. I get the hint, this is my last post.______

_DPWYP, Have your doc check you out for _Preeclampsia.

_Anonymous Coward, -It's only a matter of time...______

__Sorry, "Oxy Whatever"_____

_Now,now -whoever you are editor of Oxy whaterver, I'm a member of the "traditional medical establishment" and YES THEY HAVE CURED A LOT. Just take Metamucil people, it's a lot less expensive.______