Alternative title: "We Wear Shart Shorts"

From the website: "You can use a food journal to recognize what foods can lead to treatment effects."
I can just picture some corpulent housefrau now: "Dear Diarrhea Diary, Today I burned 200 calories (and a few bridges) scouring a tremendous technicolor shart off of Carol's sofa and coffee table. From now on, no more Sour Cream Spritzers after midnight!"