Dear "I once had an ichy ass",

Waking up with blood, shit and assmeat under your nails can't be fun.

I haven't laughed that hard since I read Gasputin's last post. OMFG! Rubbing alcohol? Witch Hazel or peroxide are far less painful. Trust me. I know. I got some on my "hyna" once because I had razor bumps in the bikini area and thought it would be a good idea to keep the area disinfected.

Someone's screaming My Lord, KumbaYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Never again shall rubbing alcohol touch my mucus membranes. Monkey's must be flying from my ass first.

I am thick as a brick. I was thinking that you were actually a cop and sexually involved with another officer and I was trying to figure out how she got away with reporting to work in just a thong. I thought, "Dang...he must live in France or Holland or a super-liberal country where it's ok to go to work nearly naked."

Put down that cheese!