Poli Sci encyclopedias as asswipe...
Does the term "redundant" ring a bell?
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Can you smell me now?
Can you smell me now?
Can you -- Can you get that ass out of my face?
GOOD!!
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And then there's Bilgepump co-starring in
"Two Cats, One Toilet".
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There's a cartoon floating around involving an eskimo standing in his igloo.
He has a 2 foot turd sticking straight out of his ass and his wife is saying "I told you to take the hammer with you."
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Hey!! Di borrowed my signature! ;)

How about "Your fart in 3-D" or
"The chemical composition of Uranus"

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Classic lines:

Ready Captain Kirk? You're about to boldly go where no man has gone before!

Did you find my car keys?

Could you write a note to my boss saying that you did NOT find my head?

You know... the last time I was in this position, there WAS alcohol involved...

Bullwinkle: "Hey Rocky! Are you going to pull a rabbit out of there?

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:::bows down to Daphne:::
WE'RE UNWORTHY! WE'RE UNWORTHY! WE'RE UNWORTHY!
(grovel... grovel...)

He hung through the hole upside-down,
Feet flailing and face covered brown.
And trapped by the waist,
he was now forced to taste,
the crap he pushed out by the pound.

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A buddy of mine was in this kind of situation.
He had just sat down when some gabbing yuppie strolled in to the 2 seater.
My buddy had a Hershey's Kiss in his coat pocket, so he melted it and smeared it all over his fingers. Then reached under the wall and said 'Hey Buddy, you got any paper in there?'
The guy in the next stall dropped his phone in shock and kicked it to the other side of the room. Then he nearly killed himself trying to get out of the stall and away from that hand.
Finally, my friend could lick the chocolate off his fingers and START his movement in peace.

If you can't out stink 'em, out think 'em
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Grunt, groan, scream in pain.

Yell things like "When the hell did I eat corn?" and "Oh My God! Twins!"

Make it evident that they are holding the phone and wiping with the same hands.

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CAT Scan... Is that how Bilgepump knows he's done wiping?
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What if you saw a plaid fart in the middle of a room.
Would you think "Strange Diet"?
Would you think "Multiple people involved"?
Would you think "I didn't know the Duke of Rothesay was in town"?

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You're right, Hampster.

Anne holds the post of the Commodore-in-Chief of Portsmouth.
Philip holds the rank of Admiral of the Fleet.
Charles holds the rank of Vice-Admiral.
Elizabeth holds her breath at times like this...

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Anne's reaction seems to be one of "Good God, Daddy, you win!!
Harry just wishes he had his gas mask with him right now.

If Philip gave the Queen a dutch oven, would he be charged with treason? Attempted Ass-ass-ination?

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