NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!

Sorry,couldn't help myself.

I had to look up miasma.

After I had my appendix removed, the lady I shared the room with was a shamless farter.
She was friggin windy all day every day. I wouls piss her off because I would laugh and then yell "OW" cuz it hurt to laugh, and she'd yell "there is nothing funny about breaking wind!!" That was even funnier. she stayed pissed off.

You pooped in front of you baby mama and evryone else? U huh. yep. nk.
Funny story fiction or not.