Daphne's comment reminded me of an A.M. radio show that had a topic one morning about OCD. one guy calls and says he uses hand sanitizer about 20-30 times a day, and washes about the same. He says he uses the sanitizer so he won't get up from his desk at work so much.So one of the DJs says "but when you use the sanitizer you still have dead germs on your hands." There was silence for a few seconds and the guy starts screaming "THANKS! THANKS ALOT!! THANKS FOR PUTTING THAT IN MY HEAD I GOTTA GO WASH MY HANDS NOW!"
The rest of the morning was the same thing being "thanked" from other OCD people who did the same thing at work.
It was hilarious.
After I had my appendix removed, the lady I shared the room with was a shamless farter.
She was friggin windy all day every day. I wouls piss her off because I would laugh and then yell "OW" cuz it hurt to laugh, and she'd yell "there is nothing funny about breaking wind!!" That was even funnier. she stayed pissed off.
If I were sitting on the beach, I would make a pretty glass bowl.