i once shit myself during first grade and had to hide it for 5 more hours i know how you feel its absolutely terrible.... funny story though it made my day thank you por posting people like doniker may say its not true but this story is just to funny to think that anyone could possibly make it up ...great story keep postin if you have more i liked it
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

that story made my day it was perfect so funny and original when i was about 6 this old guy would always come to our church well one day he didnt get up for communion and when everyone left he stayed seated. a few hours later my grandma had to go back to clean up (she was like the preiests assistant person she did all the paperwork and stuff) and she found a giant brown streak right in the seat he was seated at hours before. i havent been to church in a good 4 years but i believe the streak is still there sadly though that man died a few months later he was found dead at a pretty young age.
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

that was a great story so i kinda got lost did someone record it or not? this kid in my town took a poo behind the library picked it up with empty fountain drink cups and set it on the railing it was gone within five minutes
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

i dont like ex-lax even if i dont do anything i have to take my beer with me to the bathroom when im with friends cuz there stupid and look for every oportunity to make u shit
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

thats why i couldnt be a surgeon you hear all the good stuff about saving peoples lives and stuff but u never hear about stickin ur fist up a retards ass to breka up shit... great story i was laughin the whole way
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

i've never felt pain that u've described but usually big gas bubble pains for me come from either A Taco Bell or B chili with me mixing in about half a bottle of hot sauce hope all is well now
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

it sounds like ur friend needs some help and i can totally agree with the first comment whoever that guy is who put up the first comment knows his stuff and i hope what he says helps this person
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

that would help me out a lot i usually get blamed for a lot of farts
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

so which one was the farter the queens face is priceless
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

i would say 12 hours because if its an emergency u gotta have a bathroom but if u've got an active bowel 2 hours is a good answer just in case
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

white poop would be scary i know this story is from a long time ago though...hope hes alright now
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

i can usually hold my poo for days at a time if i need to but great story non the less
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

great description man it was like i was right beside u while u struggled to the bathroom great story
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

i can remember shartin when i was about 6 and going to my dad while crying and saying I I I I MEAN TO FFFART BUT WHEN I DID ( A LOUD MOAN OF TEARD) I POOPED my dad thought it was funny so i didnt think much of it after that funny memory though
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

so funny i could imagine myself doing that great story those bastards not havin bathrooms in your room
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

poor girl o well u didnt get blamed so noone will know it was you...ever....too bad for the nerd though
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

lookin at other people dont make u gay i havent ever before for fear the guy will think im gay but o well man great story
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

never heard of such a thing happening funny though i can believe it
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

poor kid only ten years old i woulda beat the guys ass who was in the stall and said GET OUT SOONER AND I WOULDN TOF RUINED THE URINAL great reporting
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

chuckies gotta have a mullet and be queer
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

great story i've never witnessed a girl pooping and hopefully i never will great story keep em comin
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

maybe what poonurse said should be done to the new guy and see if it gets better other wise i'd dump his stinky ass and mouth
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

great story u show that bitch what u can do with that ass hole and make her respect you good reporting man great story
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

you could paint the grass a different color too
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i have met many people that talk like asses but i have not met many asses that talk like people

great story a couple months ago my fifteenth birthday get together with my friends and girlfriend i really needed to shit bu ti held it in all day until she left so i went upstairs let the hot bubbling liquid demon out of me before telling my friends the tale of the all day hold in shitter she eventually asked me later oh my god were u all right it looked like u needed to take a giant shit all night? i didnt care though it was really funny hearing it from her
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i have met many people that talk like asses i have not however met many asses that talk like people

i love spicy food theres a bad ass restaurant about 45 minutes away form where i live if u can eat 8 of their extra spicy kick in the ribs wings ur whole party eats for free so i gladly do it for my friends and girlfriends and other chicks that seem to want me the restaurants startin to get pissed though all there wings are gettin eatin by me i can her em all goin "that bastards only fuckin 15" how can he be eatin all that shit and not even have watering eyes

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i have met many people that talk like asses i have not however met many asses that talk like people

i like to shave my sack but not my ass thats weird i dunno maybe if u had an extremely hairy ass i would but no my hair level is low enough to not be bothered by it
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i have met many people that talk like asses i have not however met many asses that talk like people

like the toothbrush on seinfeld???? good story used to clog the toilet alot til i realized when to pinch him off o well like plato i dunno what havin a platolike turd would feel like but u make it sound painful... hope ur doin well with this girl...
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i have met many people that talk like asses i have not however met many asses that talk like people

that really spoke to me man ....lets no longer judge people by the color of their skin but by the shade of their fart
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i have met many people that talk like asses i have not however met many asses that talk like people

u are sick but i respect u. u realized u were not funny and indeed had a crazy fetish/problem i hope everyone forives this man for he knows he has doen wrong... i forgive u and i would love u to stay at poopreport because all of us at poopreport i think of us as a family
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i have met many people that talk like asses i have not however met many asses that talk like people

my dog once swallowed a bad combination of chocolate adn carmel which i carelessly let sit out while my parents left to my grandparents for a few hours my dog threw up the carmel that came up looking like mashed potatoes and the chocolate looking like thick brown gravy it didnt look gross at all besides for the fact u knew it was puke looking exactly like food but as for dying it only dog food is really healthy for a dog so i'd say no sometimes u see it sometimes u dont see it keep your lawn low and green that way dog poo dont get mean......i can rhyme

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i have met many people that talk like asses i have not however met many asses that talk like people