Poopa Donna - don't be too discouraged. Not every submission needs to read like Anna Karenina. We're not a bunch of literary snobs here - just a bunch of nuts that enjoy to hear a good shit story once in awhile. It's an open forum, so I think it is OK to post any sort of written expression regarding poop - even if a story seems surreal, disjointed or apart from the rest. Don't let negative comments keep you away.

Although I can assure you that my intentions were only to help the kid out, I can easily see Doniker’s point. In this day and age where every week there is a public figure caught in the middle of lewd behavior, this was a reaction that doesn’t surprise me at all.
The idea of being perceived as a pervert crossed my mind at several times during the ordeal, which is precisely why I was ready to bolt after the giving him the shorts.
Oh well, it’s like they say: No good deed goes unpunished.

That is some shit about the Idaho senator. Anyone know exactly what sort of lewd behavior he was engaged in??