good ol trucker bombs

i bet he's also guilty of throwing out the bottles full of piss too

wonderful prose and oh the brevity

ex friend of mine who was a salesman at the time told me stories of how if he didn't get the sale, he would politely ask to use the can and take a dump and leave tp wiped side up and/or leave some used paper in medicine cabinet or under the sink, if he didn't have to take a dump he would jizz in the sink!! this is why we aren't friends

he's not my friend anymore, he also suffered with IBS

friend of mine who was a salesman at the time, told of how he liked to take dumps at peoples homes who didn't buy from him, not flush and leave the paper wiped side up. or if he was horny, he would jizz all over their sink.

Overheard this gay guy tellin another how he braids his ass hairs, the ones around his o-ring, said they are about six inches long and his life partner uses them as reigns, omg!!! Sweet Fancy Moses!!!

I bet she's got lots of ass grapes!!! That's supposed to be the new thing for the folks who like Cleveland Steamers!!! EWWWWWWWWWWww