I am unemployed, but its a full-time job to wipe my own ass.

i wipe my ass with a rag on a stick, there for i dont need to wash my hands.

Id just buy a pack of adult diapers and hit the town.

I aint no freakin baby, ill shit my pants like a man!

I'm sure ill just go back to obsessing about huge titties instead of big 'ol nasty dumps.