Instead of getting all worried about imaginary medical conditions/hypochondria, why not just boost the kid's self-esteem and congratulate him on these massive turds?
In my nursing school clinicals, which provide ample opportunity to deal with the poop of others, a few of my classmates have had problems. One confided in me that her patient had a very large poop and when she discovered it, she ran from the room, stricken by panic and terror.
The wrong approach to take!!!
I would have handled differently: a high five or a pat on the back, a "Right on, good job, Mr./Mrs. X" and set about cleaning him up (might want to save a piece in a specimen jar for a lab work-up). Prodigious ass-product can be a cause for celebration and rejoicing! The advent of Megaturd! Halleluyah!
----Captain Craptastic!!!
Instead of getting all worried about imaginary medical conditions/hypochondria, why not just boost the kid's self-esteem and congratulate him on these massive turds?
In my nursing school clinicals, which provide ample opportunity to deal with the poop of others, a few of my classmates have had problems. One confided in me that her patient had a very large poop and when she discovered it, she ran from the room, stricken by panic and terror.
The wrong approach to take!!!
I would have handled differently: a high five or a pat on the back, a "Right on, good job, Mr./Mrs. X" and set about cleaning him up (might want to save a piece in a specimen jar for a lab work-up). Prodigious ass-product can be a cause for celebration and rejoicing! The advent of Megaturd! Halleluyah!
----Captain Craptastic!!!