Scratched into side of condom-dispensing machine:

"Worst chewy I ever tasted".

...now this is disturbing stuff. I was always under the impression that LDS missionaries were seriously committed to spreading the Good Word, not spreading their cheeks and leaving poop soup in each other's lavvies.
Eeewwwww.......
(What would Jes...... no, lets not go there...)

...did anyone notice that "Red Horse Ale" is an anagram of "Red Arse Hole"?

Hey, schizophrenias not so bad, once you get used to it.
I cope OK.
Me, too.