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Hum bunger (108) -- 05.23.2008

In a little less then six years this thread has managed to garner over 1000 replies of "OMG me too" or "Thank God my kid isn't gonna die." That means about one comment every two days. To put this in perspective, think about only the group of commenter's who are trying to make sense of their kids off color poo.

Each year about 6 million children are born to english speaking parents. Lets say a tenth of them (600,000) one day see green stool coming out of their little kids butt. Of that group suppose one in twenty (30,000) are so frantic that they call the doctor but can't wait for an answer so they google: "Why does my kid have green poop?"

Now, of this supposed 30,000 it is evident that a few are desperate enough to read past the first three search engine hits and still click the link to this thread. From the original pool of 6 million what's left are a hard core group of parents with a pathological obsession over their children's health. Year after year.

Trying to keep this thread off topic would be a sisyphian task of epic preportions.

Great comment! +2 points
Hum bunger (108) -- 05.01.2008

Anonymous Coward

As long as your head is touring your ass hole, check for polyps. When your done got your geography straight.

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Hum bunger (108) -- 04.29.2008

The weekly safety meeting today was about horse play. One of the paragraphs mentioned two carpenters who got feed up with a plumber and his chronic ass crack. It said:

"Games with compressed air may seem like fun, but not for this pipe fitter. He suffered ruptured innards."

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