Chief: I have a friend who swears that iron-rich foods produce a bright red. He tried eating gun powder one time. The plan backfired.
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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

Robocrap wrote: "The folks in the surrounding counties would be warned "Do Not Look At The Flash Of Light!" "

Correction: "Do not Look At The Ass Aflight!"

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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

The lighning would travel up your arse and then you would become electrified. You could run the electricity for a household of four.

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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

Beep beep beep!

Live Action Brown News interrupts this progam.
Poo Reporter, Bran Lover, coming to you live (7pm) from the master bathroom: This just in (the toilet)...corn pieces from last night's corn on the cob at dinner. Corn colon travel time: 11 hours.

You may now resume your PoopReport readings.

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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.