As a person who poops every morning at 5:00 am and again at 5:00 pm I understand the basic needs of pooping. I worked as a Nurses aid for years and inspected poop large and small~ Hard and Runny. I've seen it smeared on walls and it ate like a banana. I am totally discusted by people with "poo fetishes" and am on a personal crusade to get it outlawed.