Healthy 1, you are full of shit. He's gotta kick the habit, not exchange it for another addiction. Sure he might kick his heroin addiction, but he'll end up a methadone addict. Save that snake oil for the Chinese.

When I was 13, I went snorkling in the Gulf of Mexico near Tarpon Springs, FLA with my dad. It was late in January and being a scrawny kid I was getting chilled from the relatively cool water. I complained about being cold so my dad made me a "wet suit" using a black 30 gallon plastic garbage bag. He cut a hole for my arms and head at the bottom of the bag. I climbed inside with my feet nad flippers sticking out the other end.

It was an amazing MacGyver trick that really worked and I stayed nice and warm. It didn't cross my mind to shit in the bag, but I'm sure that I pissed in it.

Call it the New Brunswick Wet Suit.