I only worry about splash back on public toilets. To avoid such a problem as the missile is launched I jump up from the toilet and run out of the stall screaming Take cover! Then I dive, pants around my ankles, out the main bathroom door. So then I have successfully avoided splash back once again.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

Why yes I do photograph my shits. I take a picture of every single one that I have saved in several hundred scrapbooks documenting my fecal adventures from teenagerhood through my adult life. I like to do fun little scrapbook pages with like beach themes and such for different seasons and occasions. I also type up a little entry for the mood I was in, the birth of the brown baby and what my diet was at the time. Ah memories.

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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

Is it also typical for you to keep your head up your ass? Don't stereotype people based on their looks and professions. I find it absurd that you use this as some sort of horror story in a feeble attempt to "scare" what I can only imagine are chicks. As a "Doctor", and I use that term loosely, I would think you would be more sympathetic to the plight of the people. I'm sure you have something that you like to do to get your freak on. It may not be having someone ass fist you but who the hell are you to judge people who like that kind of thing. I wish people like you would get off their high horse and realize that they are, in fact, not better than everyone else just cause they done went and got them some fancy learnin.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.