Wiper -- if you don't want people talking about your significant other, why do yu talk about your significant other so much?????? I never mention my S/O presicely because I don't want anyone talking about him or her. It's just that easy.

Also, Will: you're a contributor to the site. I had no idea you had special status that said we were forbidden from mentioning your name.

And finally: lighten the fuck it. It was a joke.

I have a simple way to test the truth of this story. Extruder: can you scan in a copy of the passage you referred to in your divorce complaint and send it to dave to post?

Dumpster -- that was truly, truly inspired writing. Hilarious. Great riffs on the original. Makes me proud to be part of this organization.

"Physically impossible" -- a lot of people on Poopreport are in the habit of thinkingn that what goes for their body goes for every body. I'm thinking also to yesterday, when the guy said you can't poop without peeing.

Every body is different. Some bodies poop three times a day; other bodies poop once a month. What's physically impossible for one person is standard procedure for another.

Wow, Big Mean Turd is a prick. Maybe you should think about getting a new boyfriend.

Judging from that guy's tone of voice, it sounds to me like he has a lot of trouble wiping. Hence the irritability.

PS: I'm number 16. And if I posted as many worthless comments as you...

I deserve one point for that post!

And this one.

I want my points!