Are you sure it was dog poop? Maybe old Percy left a great big, steamy Fuck-You on your yard._______ Here I sit, my cheeks a flexin' , trying to give birth to another Texan!!
Your mothers Dead? I guess that explains why she didn't move around too much when I fucked her :-)_______ Look out for Number 1, but don't step in Number2
After dealing with pretty much the same problem with my mother in law I have a solution.... lock the nasty old twat up in a cage under the stairs to the basement. Every couple of days throw in a handfull of doggie treats, and every week or so, hose the old cunt off. Of course, you can also swat her on the snout with a rolled up newspaper when she makes a mess. If it works with a dog, it will work with a smelly, fucked up, nasty ass old twat._______ Look out for Number 1, but don't step in Number2
Oh what the fuck. You guys are always ragging on me for being a scumbag and an asshole, but farting in a Thermos? Gimme a fucking break!!! Whats next, using a shit filled ZipLoc bag for a pillow?_______ Look out for Number 1, but don't step in Number2
I guess if Sitting Pretty is going to run that mouth, I should explain my opinion of this story. First off, what kind of idiot has an alleged job interview and decides to booze it up till 2 am? Next, there was probably a dozen times he could have pooped, but was to much of a wimp/pussy to do it. Next, what kind of alcoholic anus pounds down 8 beers in front of a bitch he is meeting for the first time? Next, the bitch...a drunken whore who passes out after screwing some guy she met on the internet.I guess that explains why she was so content to smell drunko's shit...the crackwhore was out cold. Tell us what her reaction to your stink was when she sobered up. Personally, I hope you didn't get the job, and that you did get syphillis or AIDS from the slut. _______ Look out for Number 1, but don't step in Number2
Is it just me, or did imagining a young girl in a Girl Scouts outfit crapping in the woods give anyone else a chubby?_______ Here I sit, my cheeks a flexin' , trying to give birth to another Texan!!
Sorry about the confusion. I guess I lack the sophistication needed to keep up with such intelligent and eloquent people. I didn't think a site such as this would contain such high brow humor...I was wrong. Oh yeah, also, where I come from, most sailers are drunken queers._______ Here I sit, my cheeks a flexin' , trying to give birth to another Texan!!
Get a hold of the Rorschak guy, maybe he has some leftover aspirin for your cramps._______ Here I sit, my cheeks a flexin' , trying to give birth to another Texan!!
You know, its actually kind of fun running up points by saying nothing._______ Here I sit, my cheeks a flexin' , trying to give birth to another Texan!!
I wouldn't worry too much about getting a lame deduction. You are on the protected list._______ Here I sit, my cheeks a flexin' , trying to give birth to another Texan!!
This may seem hypocritical as Hell considering my views of late re Poopreports so-called Medical Review Board, but you were way too hard in your assesment of the medical and para-medical staff. Especially since you were a huge waste of their time and resources with your sphomoric attempt at suiside._______ Here I sit, my cheeks a flexin' , trying to give birth to another Texan!!
I hate to piss on everyones parade, but this is a forum for the cavalier, not a place to seek or dispense serious medical advice or opinions. People seem to want to refer to either Daphne or Poonurse as some kind of medical advisory board. In the event that either one posseses any kind of medical bona fides, which is doubtful, they are out of their minds for offering up any advice or opinions based on anecdotal symptoms and not an actual hands on examination. As to the people looking for free medical help, go to a reputable online medical site, since it is obvious you are either too cheap to seek proper treatment or lack the financial ability to seek treatment. I completely understand where you are coming from, but please, go to a hospital ER. You will get treated regardless of ability to pay, and will get a damn sight better resolution that you will get from a group of people who actually pride themselves on shitting their pants.You want funny, entertaining stories about shit, or companionship of people with the same scatalogical compunctions as yourself, you are in the right place. If you have more serious problems with the bottom end of your digestive tract, seek real help.
I might as well bring up another subject while probably losing another lame point. Is anyone else getting as agravated as I am at the few people who are playing the site scoring system? Two in particular, Leandra and Tbox, are racking up huge points by engaging in asinine blather amongst themselves. Leandra, for example has gone from almost no points to 777 simply by using the posting boards as a chatroom. 90% of her posts have no relevance whatsoever to the topic, and are simply being used to run up the score. I know that no prizes are awarded and that its simply a meaningless number, but visitors to the site will see the overinflated numbers that some people are falsely generating, and think these people have some kind of prestige or seniority. Sorry if I've pissed off some of the regulars, but I doubt I'm the only one who feels this way, about either issue.______ Here I sit, my cheeks a flexin' , trying to give birth to another Texan!!
Blow me, chumpstain. At least I didn't tie up the topic with 15 posts trying to get pussy from Leandra._______ Here I sit, my cheeks a flexin' , trying to give birth to another Texan!!
Better get that Doctor fast, Hannah. Its obvious from your grammar, syntax, and content, you are already suffering from brain damage._______ Here I sit, my cheeks a flexin' , trying to give birth to another Texan!!
All of this talk of the cleanliness of public shitters hits home with me. I actually keep a battery powered black light with me just so I can verify the cleanliness factor. Is this due to some kind of phobia? Or some kind of childhood trauma or abuse? No. Its time for me to expose my curse, my burden, my cross to bear. I have been cursed with a gigantic, oversized cock. When I sit down to take a dump, my dick, named The Crippler, for obvious reasons, actually has to hang over the front of the toilet. At home I put a bucket to piss in between my feet, and in public I either use a Ziploc bag I keep with me, or I just let The Crippler dangle on the floor. Ergot, the black light. Urinals can be a problem too. The full length ones are heaven, but the standard wall mounted urinals are just not long enough. I can't count the number times I have introduced my cock to some unsuspecting urinal cake. So there you go. I hope this explains some of my hostility. Besides the constant backaches, tripping hazzards, and the social stigma associated with a cock of such titannic girth, it fucks with my bathroom habits, and that just won't do. Mrs. Jassole hates it too. Especially when I'm chasing her around the house with a stick of butter while whistling the theme from Last Tango in Paris. _______ Here I sit, my cheeks a flexin' , trying to give birth to another Texan!!
What a hilarias story. Too bad Tom is paralized from the neck down...you couldn't even give him a hand-job to make him feel better._______ Here I sit, my cheeks a flexin' , trying to give birth to another Texan!!
I used to have this know it all bitch next door. For arguments sake, we'll call her Daphne. Whenever my dog had to take a dump, I sent him over to her yard. If he crapped in my yard, I would toss it with a shovel into her yard. On a couple of ocassions, I climbed her back fence and took a dump in her swimming pool. Actually, I think she was the first person to refer to me as a huge asshole. I'll miss that bitch. _______ Here I sit, my cheeks a flexin' , trying to give birth to another Texan!!
The Scoutmaster sounds like a fucking prick. Bears shit in the woods, chipmonks shit in the woods, squirrels shit in the woods...why not some little fag Boy Scout? I also think the Scoutmaster followed the kid into the woods to watch him crap while beating his meat._______ Here I sit, my cheeks a flexin' , trying to give birth to another Texan!!
Are you sure it was dog poop? Maybe old Percy left a great big, steamy Fuck-You on your yard._______
Here I sit, my cheeks a flexin' , trying to give birth to another Texan!!