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cornleg (162) -- 04.24.2009

Seeeeesh, whats eaten you?
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Don't move the truck I'm still on the bucket!

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cornleg (162) -- 04.24.2009

It's not you it's me.
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Don't move the truck I'm still on the bucket!

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cornleg (162) -- 03.17.2009

Yeah if its not always mushmeal and theres no constipation, blood or pain , I would say dont mess with a good thing. Seems like doctors today have a lot of information at there disposal and sometimes I think they micromanage a bit too much. Just to be safe though, see what the blood test says and in the mean time I wouldn't scare him too much or plant thoughts in his head by asking him too often if it hurts. He'll tell you if it hurts I'm sure. When I was an infant, I had some really serious constipation that required a trip to the emergency room. After trying several tricks of the trade, they decided to let me rest a bit and see if any of the stimulants would take. We went on home. I just kept cryng and not sleeping or pooping. My mom got the idea to let me soak from the neck down in some warm bath water to relax my poor little clenched cranston. It must have done the trick because my mom and aunt said that I really started to howl as a value size dog food can of a turd slowly bullied its way through my infant squint. Mom said that her and my aunt were actually crying along with me thinking that my tiny pucker was lterally going to start ripping and bleeding. My aunt held me while my mom caught the newborn stump in an old towel. They said I fell asleep almost immediatly and stayed out for a long nap. They called the doctor and he said to just let me sleep unless I had a fever or was bleeding etc. They showed the leviathen log to everyone in the house who would dare gaze upon it, and, well, of course, I wouldn't have had it any other way.

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