I'm not proud of the way I torqued off above. As one might predict from me by now, I can't say as I'm particularly ashamed either, it just is what it is. I think Alt phil is someone who has both more class and brains than myself, and he left a dook under a hotel bed.
Yes, phil definitely is at least smarter than me, he had the good sense to say his piece and walk away. I never learned to do that, but it's a quality I've admired in others.
I've managed to get along with most people I meet for 47 years now, and when I couldn't, in every single case it was because getting along meant me tolerating being run roughshod over, and I eventually quit putting up with it. Adapting to the social environment, I became a turd that pushes back. I observed what had happened to Alt phil only because Frank Benway posted a comment that kicked the thread to the front, but if it hadn't been that, it would have just been a matter of time, because that's what the Fecal Facists do.
I was outraged by his treatment, and felt I was being needled and set up to be torched, so I pulled the trigger. As is typical of flame-throwers, no matter where you go on the internet, they will try to use quotes from profiles and postings to cast someone in a bad light, even though the context is changed by what they leave out and that is exactly what's been done here.
Mullet outmanuevered me in that, I had intended to edit my profile before leaving but now I'm obliged to leave it so that readers can see the disparity I'm talking about. I joined here straight-away after hearing about the site on tv, and if I had seen what was done to Alt phil, and no doubt others before him, I wouldn't have joined. This is the sort of stuff you'd expect to be exposed to, say in a gaming forum, where a lot of juveniles are present and the flames fly. But I think you'd expect less of it from grown people talking about shit.
And so I'm leaving, the reasons I have to stay are outweighed by reasons not to, and in fairness it's not all due to torching. My company is in start-up and family etc. I'd like to be there for the next Alt phil, but they'll be ok without turd. Everybody wins.
Except Dave. I honestly believe the Facism hurts the cause, and should be stopped. If you want to burn somebody at the stake, invite them over to Forums to do it. Except with the disclaimer involved, it seems like the activity I've seen over there could create legal problems, I sure wouldn't post some of the stuff I've seen over there when bound by it.
Mullet, I see from your profile that we're about the same age and I can honestly tell you that in a different place we likely would have hit it off just great. I never met an Aussie I didn't like, there's been a number of them and they were ass-kickin fun to spend time with. I apologize for the roo-wrangler thing, I shouldn't have assaulted your nationalism.
Ironically, I was going to offer to come over and kiss your ass in front of the Sydney Opera House if you could tear my content up, but then you didn't bother. I couldn't help laughing my ass off when I saw your comment, good one. I was even going to give you an hour to draw a crowd.
There's others who seem pretty straight-up, P-dog for example seems to stay on the middle ground, and was kind enough to welcome my arrival.
So no hard feelings on my part and I hope none against me, I just don't fit in I think. Not the first time, and not the last. When I feel fucked with, I go from zero to midieval in a heartbeat. Not a good quality, but that's the way it is.
Again, the best thing I take away with me is what I learned about India, and I do plan to help with that. There are also other sites where you can donate 25$ or so for someone to start a business and they will even pay you back, at least purportedly. You can also buy products direct from the store at the school in the link daphne left, if you want something for your money besides a good feeling.
The submission I referred to earlier, ironically enough, was an appeal to the many guests that come here to join. If posted, consider it recanted by me, I wrote it before this mess flared up, and I don't feel the same anymore. Like most other sites, Poopreport should be considered enter-at-your-own-risk.
So with that, it's time I think to to hit the handle and self-swirly. Adios, amigos, and happy poopin to ya. BTW, fibermonkey wants to stay, I'd appreciate it if you could bear in mind he's 11 and show some deference to a kid that just wants to have a good laugh about somebody's poop. He's not likely to flare the way I did although he doesn't like to see people get burned unfairly, and feels an obligation to hold up for them.
I thought I would use some paragraphs as a parting gift. Cheers.
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And in the end, the shit you take is equal to the shit you make
GIVE POOS A CHANCE
Blind Mullet - You are well and truly named, old boy, because it's apparent you can't see worth a damn. And I don't doubt that you're still walking around with a mullet haircut you've had since the 80's. "Business in the front and party in the back." In your case I would expect that the party in the back was going on somewhere a couple feet south of the back of your head. I have to wonder if you and Chili are related, you're both pretty quick to trot out baseless accusations of criminal conduct. (there's an example of staying on topic, make note of it) It's sort of refreshing to have you finally try to rip on the content of what I've posted, even though you only did so when prompted by me calling your guts into question. It could fairly be said that I'm playing you like a violin. Fairly, but not accurately,since you more closely resemble a bag-pipe in that you suck and blow at the same time.
Your last post was a feeble,transparent attempt to convince yourself and whoever else that you're not in over your head, but you are. Over here we call it "whistling past the graveyard." You take what I said in my last and try to twist it into gibberish for the amusement and backing of the White Horse Poo Patrol, and then throw out an accusation of drug use to draw whatever conservatives you can to your side. Whether or not Frank Benway is the pompous ass he's accused of being, he didn't have any trouble understanding me, and I don't think there's too many that did, including you. You've tap-danced all around trying to fuck with me without really fucking with me, and that won't fly, mate.
God Bless and keep you, Frank Benway, we are strangers to each other, but you lit a fuse here that definitely needed lit. Godspeed, you pompous ass - :)
BM- I think if somebody ripped your brain out and shoved it up a gnats ass, it would look like a BB rattling around in the bottom of a 55 gallon drum. So stick that straight up your smoke and pipe it, roo-wrangler.
You couldn't stay in context if your life depended on it. Alt phil didn't shit in someones HOME,so you're out of context. He didn't leave it under the PILLOW, you're out of context. And if you could read and reason, you'd know I would have said "hmmm, this is bad and wrong for me, but it must have seemed good and right to somebody else."
More importantly, I would know immediately that someone had been in my home, and might still be. Within the next 2 seconds, I'm armed, and if the person is still there, chances are one of us won't see the next sunrise, although depending on how it plays out, the shitter would not necessarily be shot dead on sight if still in my home. It's definitely not an 'inside job' because no way any family or friend of mine would pull this kind of stunt. That's because I have their RESPECT, and it wasn't just handed over it was EARNED, you spunk guzzling shithead.
You're not trying to better this site with what you're doing, you just want to fuck with me. On 4/8/08 Blind Mullet said "Once again"(indicating he's underwritten TT prior to this post) "it depends on the circumstances. If the company was closing due to corporate greed e.g. outsourcing offshore, then the TT was probably justified."
Incredibly, our viewpoints are identical in this. But you can still go fuck yourself, die, go to hell and suck cocks there until time stops. Have I answered all your questions ? Can you see my point now, you goop gobbling wussy ? I'm not your bitch or anybody elses and won't be treated as such. You've shot yourself square in the head here, pal,you couldn't carry my lunchpail on your best day.
Get a clue and leave off here. You've left a trail in 500 plus posts, and your A-game isn't good enough, so just stop. I didn't come here to stir shit, so just get off my ass and I won't have to hand you yours. Again.
ChiefTB - If you were paying any kind of attention your question has already been answered as well. I do not expect anybody to endorse such an action on my part, and wouldn't care if they did. My Dad was an Illinois State Trooper for many years, I had a decent upbringing, and only a psychopathic idiot would kill someone over dislike. Foolish question brother, and hugely disappointing that you'd ask. I decide for me and my children, I'm happy to advise friends or others who seek my opinion, and take no offense if they choose another path. I like the arrangement we have too. It would be exemplary if it actually represented the people instead of corporations. Our kids bleed and die in jungles or sandy-ass shitholes on the other side of the world for the greater good of corporations, not democracy. We fought a war on our own soil because the same guys who penned the principles of equality owned other men and didn't take the time to fix it. That war cost us more lives than all the others put together, and every day that goes by we inch further from State Police to Police State,so you're civics lesson means little to me.
Maybe I'm understood a little better now,maybe not. If nothing else, maybe certain readers will see the contrast between myself and the flamers that call this place home, literally.
Here's my question for you flame-throwing fucks that know who you are.
Alt phil came in here and got burned to the waterline on his first post. He hasn't been back. I rather doubt he spent any money on a shirt or a book or anything else in the short time it took you self-important, self-righteous, sanctimonious fucks to TRY to beat him down.(The tone of his last post was not indicative of a beaten man to me)
How many Alt phils have there been ? No way he's the first. How many of the hundreds(up to 965 last nite) of guests that this site is PRIVELEGED to have each day DON'T JOIN BECAUSE THEY CAN SEE YOUR SHIT AND DON'T NEED IT OR WANT IT ?
AND HOW MUCH MONEY HAVE YOU COCKSUCKERS VACUUMED RIGHT OUT OF DAVE'S POCKET SO YOU COULD RIDE HERD OVER YOUR OWN LITTLE SHITOPIA ? People come in here and see what you do to the Alt phils and DON'T JOIN OR BUY ANYTHING,OR CONTRIBUTE TO A CAUSE LIKE THE SCHOOL IN INDIA. HOW MANY POTENTIAL ADVERTISERS MOVE ON ?
The bottom half of the membership roster is people with very few posts, scads with ten or less. Correlation between that and White Horse Poo Patrol ? I think so.
You abusive bastards should be ashamed of yourselves. The only reason I have to stay is to hold up for future Alt phils and that's exactly what I plan to do.
Dave, if you feel that you have to flush me away, I understand, if it's what's good and right for you. Could be good and right for me too. Your call, but as for me I say FUCK THESE FECAL FACISTS.Thanks.
BTW, in case I get flushed, the best thing I take away from this is the learning I got about the plight of the people of India. I regret that shitty limerick I wrote, I know better now, and they can count on some help from turdistheword.
_______________________________________________And Tom said, "Wherever you see a cop beatin' a guy
Wherever a hungry newborn baby cries
Where there's a fight against blood and hatred in the air
Look for me mon, I'll be there
Wherever someones struggling for a place to stand
For a decent job or a helping hand
Where somebody's workin' to be free
Look in their eyes , mon,you'll see me
YOU'LL SEE ME
YOU'LL SEE ME
YOU'LL SEE ME
YOU'LL SEE ME
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And in the end, the shit you take is equal to the shit you make
GIVE POOS A CHANCE
turdistheword - SELF APPOINTED CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD - GRAYHORSE POO PATROL (you didn't really expect black after all this, did you ?)
I'm not proud of the way I torqued off above. As one might predict from me by now, I can't say as I'm particularly ashamed either, it just is what it is. I think Alt phil is someone who has both more class and brains than myself, and he left a dook under a hotel bed.
Yes, phil definitely is at least smarter than me, he had the good sense to say his piece and walk away. I never learned to do that, but it's a quality I've admired in others.
I've managed to get along with most people I meet for 47 years now, and when I couldn't, in every single case it was because getting along meant me tolerating being run roughshod over, and I eventually quit putting up with it. Adapting to the social environment, I became a turd that pushes back. I observed what had happened to Alt phil only because Frank Benway posted a comment that kicked the thread to the front, but if it hadn't been that, it would have just been a matter of time, because that's what the Fecal Facists do.
I was outraged by his treatment, and felt I was being needled and set up to be torched, so I pulled the trigger. As is typical of flame-throwers, no matter where you go on the internet, they will try to use quotes from profiles and postings to cast someone in a bad light, even though the context is changed by what they leave out and that is exactly what's been done here.
Mullet outmanuevered me in that, I had intended to edit my profile before leaving but now I'm obliged to leave it so that readers can see the disparity I'm talking about. I joined here straight-away after hearing about the site on tv, and if I had seen what was done to Alt phil, and no doubt others before him, I wouldn't have joined. This is the sort of stuff you'd expect to be exposed to, say in a gaming forum, where a lot of juveniles are present and the flames fly. But I think you'd expect less of it from grown people talking about shit.
And so I'm leaving, the reasons I have to stay are outweighed by reasons not to, and in fairness it's not all due to torching. My company is in start-up and family etc. I'd like to be there for the next Alt phil, but they'll be ok without turd. Everybody wins.
Except Dave. I honestly believe the Facism hurts the cause, and should be stopped. If you want to burn somebody at the stake, invite them over to Forums to do it. Except with the disclaimer involved, it seems like the activity I've seen over there could create legal problems, I sure wouldn't post some of the stuff I've seen over there when bound by it.
Mullet, I see from your profile that we're about the same age and I can honestly tell you that in a different place we likely would have hit it off just great. I never met an Aussie I didn't like, there's been a number of them and they were ass-kickin fun to spend time with. I apologize for the roo-wrangler thing, I shouldn't have assaulted your nationalism.
Ironically, I was going to offer to come over and kiss your ass in front of the Sydney Opera House if you could tear my content up, but then you didn't bother. I couldn't help laughing my ass off when I saw your comment, good one. I was even going to give you an hour to draw a crowd.
There's others who seem pretty straight-up, P-dog for example seems to stay on the middle ground, and was kind enough to welcome my arrival.
So no hard feelings on my part and I hope none against me, I just don't fit in I think. Not the first time, and not the last. When I feel fucked with, I go from zero to midieval in a heartbeat. Not a good quality, but that's the way it is.
Again, the best thing I take away with me is what I learned about India, and I do plan to help with that. There are also other sites where you can donate 25$ or so for someone to start a business and they will even pay you back, at least purportedly. You can also buy products direct from the store at the school in the link daphne left, if you want something for your money besides a good feeling.
The submission I referred to earlier, ironically enough, was an appeal to the many guests that come here to join. If posted, consider it recanted by me, I wrote it before this mess flared up, and I don't feel the same anymore. Like most other sites, Poopreport should be considered enter-at-your-own-risk.
So with that, it's time I think to to hit the handle and self-swirly. Adios, amigos, and happy poopin to ya. BTW, fibermonkey wants to stay, I'd appreciate it if you could bear in mind he's 11 and show some deference to a kid that just wants to have a good laugh about somebody's poop. He's not likely to flare the way I did although he doesn't like to see people get burned unfairly, and feels an obligation to hold up for them.
I thought I would use some paragraphs as a parting gift. Cheers.
_______________________________________________
And in the end, the shit you take is equal to the shit you make
GIVE POOS A CHANCE