Yeah I fire the fog horn when I'm urinating. Where better to really let go. If its moist...there is a stall and paper right there.
If anyone says anything stupid (a few have), I turn my WHOLE BODY and say "sorry" in a smart ass tone. Then I act like I didnt mean to splash urine on their shoes.
TSV:
If they pulled their heads out they could fart, be happy, and not have such bad breath.
Still...they CHOOSE to keep it up there!
Its a lifestyle I guess.
WTF...???
Lets just say this is true (IPaddr can tell unless they are good...), and then its simple.
ANY MAN that CLAMBERS
"I'm rather fond of the ground upon which she walks on" has one of three maladies:
1)She is way better than you have EVER had
2)She has manipulated you by "becoming" your dream girl by listening to your ramblings.
THEN...showing LIMITED skin to further arouse you...twice....at will....whatever
3)worst....1+2+SHE KNOWS 1 and 2!
OK....Maybe EVEN WORSE----
4)SHIT....your heart is involved+3
E-mail me...I'll GIVE you some info that will get you back on the "Real" track.
HINT....you can turn it around=?
And Bunga....Donker....this is EXACTLY WTF "Ms.PooPurrfect" wants. All the guys NOT learning >WTF!
Love the pooper...hate the poop....
Right females????
Oh shit....there go my chances to get laid by a FPR. Then again some women like it...
Step into my parlour, they say, and then a fart later from them...☺..
BTW...If its a lie..SCatO..you know what we
(PRMEN) think...
Two words: "Plausible deniability"!
(Is that spelled right?)
I can hear it now:
"You went lotta poop cause"...never mind.
Its a motif of things to come (or go).
At least there is a tub and sinks.
Then again, you may use those also.
shygirl is the purrfict name for her.
I have dated a few "big" women and the only thing bigger than their poops is their mouth.
That is good for some things though....=0
Yeah her and Bunga are going to be interesting...TSV needs to be the "catalyst"
BTW.....Bunga is the kind of guy that mows the lawn and waits a coupla days to wash his face!
Go Bunga!!!
C Everett nailed it...(dammit)
Logistics....
I cant believe I agreed with him on something.
Left brain or right?????
(OK...Im a [programmerrr.nerd.withmethod])
BTW....I try NOT to look thru the gaps.
Its OPEN or its NOT!
After a day of BUD and Deviled eggs...I can peel paint...
BUTT...
NUMBER ONE.....TURTLE SHIT!!!!!
AN Ex girlfriend had too many turtles...long story...%{
anyway...I would (and not be happy about it) take one of her "fecal retentive" turtles for a ride in my Z28 until it pooped.
PURE F>>>N STANK!!!! UGGG!
Liquid Ass should ANALyze this and bottle it.
Asphincter says WHAT...(!)
Yeah I fire the fog horn when I'm urinating. Where better to really let go. If its moist...there is a stall and paper right there.
If anyone says anything stupid (a few have), I turn my WHOLE BODY and say "sorry" in a smart ass tone. Then I act like I didnt mean to splash urine on their shoes.
TSV:
If they pulled their heads out they could fart, be happy, and not have such bad breath.
Still...they CHOOSE to keep it up there!
Its a lifestyle I guess.
Asphincter says WHAT...(!)