- Favorite Bathroom
- Definitely at work, where I can get paid for all cable laid!
- Favorite Toilet
- Anything that doesn't clog easily
- Favorite Toilet Paper Brand
- Anything other than Army-issued paper. We called it John Wayne paper, because "It's rough, it's tough, and it won't take any shit from your ass"
- Shameful Status
- Shameless Shitter
- How I Discovered PoopReport.com
Just happened to find it in a search, and thought it was funny.
- A short bio
I'm a former soldier of the U.S. Army, and am a budding musician, who partakes in the daily toil of lower management in the corporate world. I eat a lot, and combined with my legendary metabolism, yield some of the most unbelievable dunes known.
- Detroit area
- Member for
- 6 years 47 weeks