I am a student that has the worst luck in the entire world when it comes to taking a dump. I have had poopy panties, crappy car seats, numerous code browns, and usually all of this happens in the midst of numerous important people.
In a heated one-roomed stall in the middle of Antarctica.
The clean kind
You see, I poop a lot. When I say “a lot” I mean more times than I pee. I finally got fed up with it, so I decided to self-cure. I typed in “too much poo” in Google, and poopreport.com came into my life.