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Your toilet is broken and a plumber can't come until the next day. You really gotta go! What do you do?:
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Shit in the bathtub and force it down the drain with your toes....eewwwwwwww!!
Climb into the kitchen sink and shit in the garbage disposal...double eewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
Go ahead and pile it in the commode, the plumber is well paid and can cope with it.
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Other, please explain. (Holding it in is not an option!)
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