A short bio:

Shitting is the only moment where I can relax all my muscles. Also, In public bathrooms, I don't flush so the next one can endure the smell made with passion. If I fart in a car during a hot day, i closed all the
windows and start the heat just to see the passenger suffering and thinking about jumping out of the car.

Location:
Quebec

Birthdate:
Nov 9 1977

Gender:
Male

Favorite Bathroom:
In a calm forest during a cold snowy winter.

Favorite Toilet:
McDonald

Shameful Status:
Enlightened Shamefulness

Favorite Toilet Paper Brand:
What is "Toilet Paper"?

How I Discovered PoopReport.com:

I was searching the net for an explanation on the effect of an "hershey whoppers". The last night, me and my girlfriend were eating a box of that rabit crap. The next morning we were on top of each other over the hole. It looked like a modern painting. And it was dripping over my legs. Wow this milked-malt-firework-splash things was worth the money.

Member for:
1 year 4 weeks

Points:
1